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2012-12-11 03:16:11 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Okay, I dunno about the perfumed water specifically. But "no, seriously, leave your sacrificed food animals here and they'll totally get eaten" or "hey, leave gifts or money here and we'll ship it straight to the bosses" has been around, I imagine, since folks were still chilling in caves.


Or at least as long as the first guy got the idea of speaking to the gods and telling everyone else he couldn't work because work interfered with his communications with the gods, and the gods demanded that the people treat their servant well, and only offer the best of the flock and finest of the harvest, and I'll need a nice comfy chair, it's so tiring speaking to the gods you know, and while you're at a nice cup of Chateau Eau Vale '08 BCE would go wonderfully with this broiled venison au poivre, and better make it in a gold cup, wouldn't want the gods to think you were holding out on them, they know about that sort of thing, mind you!
 
2012-12-11 03:56:12 AM  

ox45tallboy: Relatively Obscure: I couldn't say what the frequency was.

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/approves


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Does not approve.
 
2012-12-11 04:20:38 AM  

DrPainMD: ox45tallboy: Relatively Obscure: I couldn't say what the frequency was.

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/approves

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Does not approve.


Yes he does!
 
2012-12-11 04:59:54 AM  

Rev.K: Can I agree that there's no war on Christmas, but still think that some atheists need a good punch in the mouth?

Is that a defensible point of view?


You really need to brush up on the gospels, my friend.
 
2012-12-11 06:01:52 AM  

giftedmadness: it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.


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2012-12-11 07:15:53 AM  

Relatively Obscure: GAT_00: I'm still trying to decide which login you were using before the election. Never saw you post before two weeks or so ago, and a whole bunch haven't showed since November 6th.

He was around before the election. I couldn't say what the frequency was.


The frequency is 7.027 MHz. Better bring your A game, because I send *FAST*.
 
2012-12-11 07:16:27 AM  
classic Christianity.

order people to do violent actions. and the ones that follow are labeled sinners. standard practice
 
2012-12-11 07:17:16 AM  

cretinbob: The war on Xmas is all in some peoples tiny, deluded minds


This.

Although to be more precise, upper-middle class suburban Christians LOVE the drama of feeling like they're embattled and persecuted. It falls very closely to the "first world problems" meme.
 
2012-12-11 07:19:28 AM  
Obama Says "Argue With Them, Get In Their Face"

/Its OK when he does it

Obama: 'If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun ...

//Its still OK when he does it
 
2012-12-11 07:20:17 AM  
I'm pretty sure when the J-dog talked about turning cheeks it was totally about punching people in the face.
 
2012-12-11 07:21:51 AM  
Is this the thread where we bash all Christianity for the acts/words of one self-proclaimed Christian?

/gets popcorn
 
2012-12-11 07:24:29 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Rev.K: Can I agree that there's no war on Christmas, but still think that some atheists need a good punch in the mouth?

Is that a defensible point of view?

You really need to brush up on the gospels, my friend.


As a Christian, I think there are a number of people who would benefit from a good punch in the face. Pat Robertson might top my list. Falwell would have, but, well... it's a lot of digging first.

Everyone has the right to freedom of religion, but that doesn't carry over to people of my own religion being stupid and making the world worse.

To the rest of you, have a merry festivus.and a cromulent renewal of your time tracking sheet!
 
2012-12-11 07:24:54 AM  

giftedmadness: it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.


Now, where would we have gotten that idea?

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www.theawl.com
 
2012-12-11 07:24:55 AM  

kid_icarus: cretinbob: The war on Xmas is all in some peoples tiny, deluded minds

This.

Although to be more precise, upper-middle class suburban Christians LOVE the drama of feeling like they're embattled and persecuted. It falls very closely to the "first world problems" meme.


Christianity is the religion of persecution. It's so ingrained in the belief system that if they are not being persecuted they invent imaginary persecutions. They still haven't figured out that the Jews and the pagan Romans no longer outnumber them.
 
2012-12-11 07:25:38 AM  
an incredible amount of people who were raised on 'thou shall not kill' join the military to do or die every year. as long as you're tossing around that war word and everything.

/hypocrites & holidays
 
2012-12-11 07:25:53 AM  

ox45tallboy: DrPainMD: ox45tallboy: Relatively Obscure: I couldn't say what the frequency was.

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/approves

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Does not approve.

Yes he does!


Hertz would never approve of someone not knowing what the frequency was.
 
2012-12-11 07:26:18 AM  

INeedAName: Darth_Lukecash: Rev.K: Can I agree that there's no war on Christmas, but still think that some atheists need a good punch in the mouth?

Is that a defensible point of view?

You really need to brush up on the gospels, my friend.

As a Christian, I think there are a number of people who would benefit from a good punch in the face. Pat Robertson might top my list. Falwell would have, but, well... it's a lot of digging first.

Everyone has the right to freedom of religion, but that doesn't carry over to people of my own religion being stupid and making the world worse.

To the rest of you, have a merry festivus.and a cromulent renewal of your time tracking sheet!


wow... now i feel old... i remember when that was a common term.
 
2012-12-11 07:28:14 AM  

Rev.K: Can I agree that there's no war on Christmas, but still think that some atheists need a good punch in the mouth?

Is that a defensible point of view?


As an atheist I would agree, some people don't know when to pick their battles.
 
2012-12-11 07:28:18 AM  

KrispyKritter: an incredible amount of people who were raised on 'thou shall not killmurder join the military to do or die every year. as long as you're tossing around that war word and everything.

/hypocrites & holidays


/FTFY
 
2012-12-11 07:28:53 AM  

Onkel Buck: Obama Says "Argue With Them, Get In Their Face"

/Its OK when he does it

Obama: 'If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun ...

//Its still OK when he does it


The humor here is found in the fact that this so-called Christian is proposing a very unChristian act at Christmas in defense of Christmas.

Try to keep up.
 
2012-12-11 07:29:45 AM  

KrispyKritter: an incredible amount of people who were raised on 'thou shall not kill' join the military to do or die every year. as long as you're tossing around that war word and everything.

/hypocrites & holidays


the military is for people who think killing's ok. while Christianity is against that, we still encourage Christians to join, it's like tempting them to sin. they love it
 
2012-12-11 07:30:21 AM  
The Religion of Peace, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2012-12-11 07:30:36 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Rev.K: Can I agree that there's no war on Christmas, but still think that some atheists need a good punch in the mouth?

Is that a defensible point of view?

As an atheist I would agree, some people don't know when to pick their battles.


Thirded. Militant Atheist groups who reflexively quash creches like this are [nothelping.jpg]
 
2012-12-11 07:30:50 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: INeedAName:
Darth_Lukecash: To the rest of you, have a merry festivus.and a cromulent renewal of your time tracking sheet!

wow... now i feel old... i remember when that was a common term.


Well, in that case, I hope you will not object if I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.
 
2012-12-11 07:30:56 AM  
Have you ever had to deal with a militant atheist spouting off about their non beliefs? Just really going on and on naively like if there was no religion there would be no troubles in the world. I want to smack them in the mouth, too.
 
2012-12-11 07:30:57 AM  
What war on christmas? Atheists don't have a beef with Santa and Frosty, and they are what christmas is all about.
 
2012-12-11 07:31:31 AM  
Heh. Festivus like in that 90s sitcom 'Seinfeld' right?
 
2012-12-11 07:31:49 AM  

DrPainMD: Hertz would never approve of someone not knowing what the frequency was.


I prefer Enterprise myself.
 
2012-12-11 07:32:01 AM  

Rattlehead: The Religion of Peace, ladies and gentlemen.


I thought that was a ™ of Islam here on Fark™
 
2012-12-11 07:32:46 AM  

Relatively Obscure: cretinbob: Relatively Obscure: I don't really believe he meant "literally punch them in the mouth."

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Let's hope we don't have to find out...again

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You mean Republicans might get exactly what they want again and still get to complain about it?
 
2012-12-11 07:32:55 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: What war on christmas? Atheists don't have a beef with Santa and Frosty, and they are what christmas is all about.


Don't forget the cookies!
 
2012-12-11 07:33:11 AM  

Ed Grubermann: HindiDiscoMonster: INeedAName:
Darth_Lukecash: To the rest of you, have a merry festivus.and a cromulent renewal of your time tracking sheet!

wow... now i feel old... i remember when that was a common term.

Well, in that case, I hope you will not object if I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.


bastard... dammit... shiat, i am going back to bed... as soon as i find my walker.
 
2012-12-11 07:33:40 AM  
Why do these things always HAVE to be on public land? Isn't there a nearby church or a private yard you can put that shiat in?
 
2012-12-11 07:34:27 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Heh. Festivus like in that 90s sitcom 'Seinfeld' right?


Figured that out on your own, or did mommy help you?
 
2012-12-11 07:35:45 AM  

hitlersbrain: Why do these things always HAVE to be on public land? Isn't there a nearby church or a private yard you can put that shiat in?


Because they know it will stir up shiat and they can feel all persecuted about it.
 
2012-12-11 07:36:33 AM  

hitlersbrain: Why do these things always HAVE to be on public land? Isn't there a nearby church or a private yard you can put that shiat in?


That wouldn't earn any attention or jesus points.
 
2012-12-11 07:37:20 AM  
Come at me, bro
 
2012-12-11 07:37:22 AM  
I am all for punching atheists in the mouth....if they get to punch christians in the cock. It might cut down a bit on the altar boy molestations.

Meanwhile, those of us who sit nicely in the middle can buy tickets to the atheist/christian mouth/cock punch-off.
 
2012-12-11 07:37:49 AM  
Something I noticed about Atheists (at least here) is they never complain about Santa or Christmas trees and such... only about Christian decorations... I wonder why they don't attack the Pagan stuff too....

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2012-12-11 07:38:11 AM  
FTA: Conservative Christian radio host Matt Barber says that an atheist group should be punched "in the mouth" after they filed a complaint that sought to stop a Michigan man from erecting a nativity scene on public land.

Why can't the religious assholes get it through their teeny little brains that if they want to put up a religious 'whatever', do it on private property and nobody will have a problem with it. The religious assholes keep trying to push the bounds, to try to make their religion basically endorsed by the government.
 
2012-12-11 07:39:43 AM  

MythDragon: I am all for punching atheists in the mouth....if they get to punch christians in the cock. It might cut down a bit on the altar boy molestations.

Meanwhile, those of us who sit nicely in the middle can buy tickets to the atheist/christian mouth/cock punch-off.


people who sit in the middle of the street get run over by both sides of traffic...

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-11 07:42:31 AM  

GAT_00: Hey, looks like we finally found someone engaged in an actual Christmas War.


No sh*t. They're the ones propagating this 'war.' The rest of us just want to say "Happy holidays" without incident. And the acknowledgment that maybe Christian themes are not to be erected on public land just means we actually give a damn what this country is supposed to stand for. It isn't the nativity scenes themselves; it's the concept that America has a clearly defined wall between personal cosmology and our government.

I'm not the one overreacting, here. This dick is.
 
2012-12-11 07:43:40 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Something I noticed about Atheists (at least here) is they never complain about Santa or Christmas trees and such... only about Christian decorations... I wonder why they don't attack the Pagan stuff too....

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Other than calling pagans tree-hugging, crystal-gazing, patchouli-sniffing morons? Nope. We never say shiat about them. And no, we don't give a damn about Christian decorations on private land. It's when the Christians insist on trying to put their religious decorations of public land that we get a little pissy. See, we're pretty much okay with either allowing all religions with a winter holiday the ability to plant their trinkets on public land, or none of them. Not this Christians-only crap most of these Christian groups try and pull.
 
2012-12-11 07:43:48 AM  
No bullshiat, there I was six clicks south of the bombed out remains of a Wendy's when I realized it. We weren't going home, the Christmas Wars will never end. I blame the traitors. The secularists pushed their "Holiday War" agenda too far, sucking in the most vocal of all Christians, Kanye West. "Money talks, Jesus walks" he said before executing Santa on the steps of Capitol Hill. That was eight years ago. Christmas is mostly a legend now, nobody is alive that remembers time before the war. Except me. I remember hiding every year with my family as we tried to come up with methods of subversive deception. We'd make gingerbread 9/11s and sing carols by morse code. I even shaved a Crèche into my pubic hair. If we just had the fortitude to punch them in the mouth when we had the chance.
 
2012-12-11 07:46:25 AM  

Ed Grubermann: See, we're pretty much okay with either allowing all religions with a winter holiday the ability to plant their trinkets on public land, or none of them. Not this Christians-only crap most of these Christian groups try and pull.


This one, especially those parts.
 
2012-12-11 07:46:42 AM  
Not very Christ-like of them.
 
2012-12-11 07:46:52 AM  
OK, so you can't smite an atheist. Just who the hell can you smite?
 
2012-12-11 07:47:06 AM  
As a Christian, this guy is running an anti-ministry. Way to well out your faith for ratings, brah.
 
2012-12-11 07:48:15 AM  
If anything, there's a war on it not being Christmas.

Decorations on sale earlier than Halloween. Stores playing nothing but Christmas music early in November. And even Black Friday being moved earlier. Christmas has invaded Thanksgiving. Who's warring who here?
 
2012-12-11 07:48:19 AM  

Ed Grubermann: HindiDiscoMonster: Something I noticed about Atheists (at least here) is they never complain about Santa or Christmas trees and such... only about Christian decorations... I wonder why they don't attack the Pagan stuff too....

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 240x336]

Other than calling pagans tree-hugging, crystal-gazing, patchouli-sniffing morons? Nope. We never say shiat about them. And no, we don't give a damn about Christian decorations on private land. It's when the Christians insist on trying to put their religious decorations of public land that we get a little pissy. See, we're pretty much okay with either allowing all religions with a winter holiday the ability to plant their trinkets on public land, or none of them. Not this Christians-only crap most of these Christian groups try and pull.


I don't know how to break this to you... but I see quite a bit more Pagan decoration during Christmas than Christian... how come no Atheists attack those displays and demand the removal (from public lands) displays of Christmas trees, Santa, or other Pagan symbols... how come only Christians get the hate? Seems to me, you should attack the largest market - Pagan symbols.
 
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