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(Sun Sentinel)   Man who was arrested three times in a week for huffing chemicals reaches his inevitable conclusion   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Ford Explorer, alternate ending, chemicals  
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11621 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Dec 2012 at 4:44 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-11 07:01:30 AM  
3 votes:
At least he died doing what he loved.
2012-12-11 08:04:39 AM  
2 votes:

There can be only one!

2012-12-11 08:26:40 AM  
1 vote:
With a degree in marketing in hand and a solid job at a successful energy drink company, Patrick Henderson seemed to have his life on track.

Todd Margaret/Thunder Muscle??
2012-12-11 07:54:46 AM  
1 vote:
RIP Patrick. Sorry your life was reduced to smear on the internet.
2012-12-11 07:54:37 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like he really painted himself into a corner with his problem.
2012-12-11 07:52:41 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-11 07:48:09 AM  
1 vote:

lewismarktwo: spawn73: AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously, though, making marijuana legal and available would have probably prevented this.

Huffers are addicts of convenience. They get high on things they can easily get their hands on. They are perhaps the most neurotic of addicts, in that they indulge themselves in legally obtainable materials rather than take their chances with the law and illegal drugs.

This guy should have moved to Washington or Colorado. He could have been saved.

Alcohol is legal, and will fark you up more than marijuana.

So, I kinda doubt it.

I don't understand your analysis about his desire to be law abiding. He was arrested 3 times within a week, so obviously he knew that he'd be arrested for inhaling, but that didn't stop him. He didn't even try to go to a place were he wasn't in plain sight.

His brain had already been warped by oxygen starvation. Chronic huffers just keep on huffing.

Huffers gonna huff.
2012-12-11 06:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
Darnit. I guessed "elected to congress".
2012-12-11 05:56:30 AM  
1 vote:

lewismarktwo: See, this is why we need to keep cannabis illegal so these guys won't have a safe alternative and eventually end up dying.

Well it is a gateway drug, after all.

/ leads straight to the fridge
2012-12-11 04:02:21 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "With a degree in marketing in hand and..."

Was he a Bill Hicks fan?
2012-12-11 01:19:32 AM  
1 vote:
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