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(Daily Mail)   Thirty-five-year-old MILF arrested for sex with 15-year-old boys, would make a great teacher (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 121
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2012-12-10 11:46:39 PM
Courtney Sue Reschke, from Idaho, is alleged to have plied the teens - all 15-years-old - with alcohol before having sex with them at her home.

"plied," my ass. The booze was just part of the fun. Appreciated, but not needed.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:55 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 11:48:03 PM
I'm not clickin' no "MILF" "hot chick" or even "beefcake" threads on Fark no mo.

That said, occasionally it's not ironic. You should click.
 
2012-12-10 11:52:40 PM
It's safe to click. She's not bad for a 35 year old mom in a Daily Mail article...
 
2012-12-11 12:06:13 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Courtney Sue Reschke, from Idaho, is alleged to have plied the teens - all 15-years-old - with alcohol before having sex with them at her home.

"plied," my ass. The booze was just part of the fun. Appreciated, but not needed.


Yup
 
2012-12-11 12:09:15 AM

Ryan2065: It's safe to click. She's not bad for a 35 year old mom in a Daily Mail article...


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-11 12:10:05 AM

Ryan2065: It's safe to click. She's not bad for a 35 year old mom in a Daily Mail article...


Pretty much. And with tits like that you'd think she could have her pick of men her own age.
 
2012-12-11 01:16:03 AM
Great... now some nattering ninny is going to write another lame blog about us making fun of child rape
 
2012-12-11 01:52:23 AM
i131.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-11 02:28:34 AM
What a butterface.
 
2012-12-11 02:49:23 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Lionel Mandrake: Courtney Sue Reschke, from Idaho, is alleged to have plied the teens - all 15-years-old - with alcohol before having sex with them at her home.

"plied," my ass. The booze was just part of the fun. Appreciated, but not needed.

Yup


You cynical bastards. Those boys are victims and may be scarred for life. Quick, get some shrink to f*ck up what could be a happy memory.
 
2012-12-11 03:06:50 AM
The best part? Therr wss 15 of em

/nothing is what I got
 
2012-12-11 03:08:02 AM
"If you beat off to something about 1,500 times after it happens, is it really a crime?" -- Adam Carolla
 
2012-12-11 03:09:45 AM
Why the long face?
 
2012-12-11 03:15:12 AM
I don't get an adult wanting to bump naughty parts with teenaged boys.

They're so....underage.
 
2012-12-11 03:19:34 AM
files.shroomery.org
 
2012-12-11 03:22:55 AM
You know, if I were at a bar, and had a couple drinks.... (I'd still make sure that there were no children around.)

img.thenewsjunkie.com
 
2012-12-11 03:27:05 AM
Will hit if sunglasses on.
 
2012-12-11 03:34:10 AM

Aces and Eights: I don't get an adult wanting to bump naughty parts with teenaged boys.

They're so....underage.


You're not supposed to, so it's fun! Plus teen boys have infinite boner power.
 
2012-12-11 03:34:13 AM
yeah, getting laid when you're 15 isn't a crime to a guy.
 
2012-12-11 03:37:45 AM

lewismarktwo: You're not supposed to, so it's fun! Plus teen boys have infinite boner power.


Random Twitter Thought Of The Day:

Evelyn Ng @evybabee Sep 26

Human males must have the most fragile balls in the animal kingdom. You never see animals react like when a guy gets hit by a marshmallow.
 
2012-12-11 03:38:18 AM
Yep! With lips like those....

/As long as she closes her eyes while she gives me a mouth hug !
//I'll probably close my eyes too, but still...Yep !
 
2012-12-11 03:42:11 AM

haineux: You know, if I were at a bar, and had a couple drinks.... (I'd still make sure that there were no children around.)

[img.thenewsjunkie.com image 540x720]


Hmm. I probably would if my judgment had been somewhat impaired.
Fake-lookin' boobs and butterface-y, but still fun for a night.
At 15, of course, I'd have hit it all day every day.
 
2012-12-11 03:48:25 AM

doglover: I'm not clickin' no "MILF" "hot chick" or even "beefcake" threads on Fark no mo.

That said, occasionally it's not ironic. You should click.


Yeah earlier today there was one. Pretty cute teacher about 30 with the usual teenage boy who doesn't know how good he has it and rats her out. Sometimes I wonder if they get cut off and the kids do it out of spite and to see if they can get a payday out of it. I would link it but I'm on my phone.

I said today, but really it was around noon yesterday.
 
2012-12-11 03:58:31 AM

FutherMucker: Yep! With lips like those....

/As long as she closes her eyes while she gives me a mouth hug !
//I'll probably close my eyes too, but still...Yep !


Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, I bet.
 
2012-12-11 04:00:20 AM
: Reschke's lawyer David Stewart told the court she had lived in the area for seven years and is concerned about losing her job and not being able to take care of her kids if she remains in jail.

Define "take care of your kids" because it appears that they will be better off without you.
 
2012-12-11 04:11:04 AM
Busted for 1st degree duckface.
 
2012-12-11 04:11:35 AM
I'm sorry but I'm confused as to whom the victim is here.

Yes really. How can doing something most 15 year old boys would chop off some minor body part to participate in be a serious crime? In a 15 year old's world this woman is a solid 9.5 with a DSL bonus...

WTF people. Who is ratting on the kids that are getting this action?

"felony injury to a child" WTF? Providing years of wank fodder to some teenage boys is injurous?

I'm.... so.... confused.

/ This chick defines DSL too. Good lawd.
 
2012-12-11 04:26:14 AM

HeliumAddict: I'm sorry but I'm confused as to whom the victim is here.

Yes really. How can doing something most 15 year old boys would chop off some minor body part to participate in be a serious crime? In a 15 year old's world this woman is a solid 9.5 with a DSL bonus...

WTF people. Who is ratting on the kids that are getting this action?

"felony injury to a child" WTF? Providing years of wank fodder to some teenage boys is injurous?

I'm.... so.... confused.

/ This chick defines DSL too. Good lawd.


This argument has been played out. Your side lost. But im bored so I will bite. The fantasy is farking hot. Every dude fantisized about it. Pretty much everyone agrees the story sounds hot. For you it was simply sexy wank fuel. The reality though is that a child was abused by an adult in a position of power. And that is bad. Mmmmmmk?
 
2012-12-11 04:53:27 AM
That third pic looks like an early Marilyn Manson....
 
2012-12-11 05:03:26 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: The reality though is that a child was abused by an adult in a position of power.


You insist this as if it were self-evident. Where is the abuse? Where is the harm?
 
2012-12-11 05:06:44 AM
Niiice tits.

Face is kinda gauche, but damn..she's got a nice rack.
 
2012-12-11 05:09:02 AM

Gawdzila: Just another Heartland Weirdass: The reality though is that a child was abused by an adult in a position of power.

You insist this as if it were self-evident. Where is the abuse? Where is the harm?


If its abuse if a 35 year old man did it to a 15 year old girl, then its abuse if a woman does it.

The harm is that an adult woman used a KID for sex.
 
2012-12-11 05:10:23 AM
With the name Courtney Sue, this thing was pretty much inevitable.
 
2012-12-11 05:49:19 AM
I just started laughing when I read she was from Idaho..............I know I am thinking like a 15 year old LOL

Ida-Ho
 
2012-12-11 05:51:20 AM

Gawdzila: Just another Heartland Weirdass: The reality though is that a child was abused by an adult in a position of power.

You insist this as if it were self-evident. Where is the abuse? Where is the harm?


To me, it is. There is no dispute an adult (again in a position of power) got it on with a child in her care. It is immoral and illegal. The crux of my position is that the asymetry between the two (not simply age but power, maturity, self control, experience) makes the relationship exploitive, even and in part because the kid probably wanted it very very a lot. Im not sure what further evedince is needed.

Btw, I totally would have when I was 15.
 
2012-12-11 06:02:51 AM
7/10

would smash that vag.
 
2012-12-11 06:05:28 AM
From the comments:
She should do life without parole! These women molesters get off way to easy and it's become an epademic!

- Sysiphus , Wellington, United States, 10/12/2012 23:14


Yeah, that's why a 15 year old can do it.
 
2012-12-11 06:09:33 AM
She looks a bit desperate. Like one of those amateurs that would fark a bedpost.
 
2012-12-11 06:22:15 AM
www.celebrityclubber.com
 
2012-12-11 06:29:14 AM
I simply don't see the appeal here...

1. Intellectually speaking, a 15 year old has the depth of a rain puddle...

2. Sexually speaking, sure, a 15 year old pretty much walks around all day with an erection, but really, that's like giving a kid a Mac-10. Sure, he armed an loaded, but when he pulls the trigger he's just going to spray 20 or 30 rounds and MIGHT hit the target once, and if your REALLY luck might get close to the bullseye...

I like where i am sexually as a 36 year old. At this point i know what my body is capable of, and i'm at a point where when i have sex i can actually take my time and feel the woman i'm with, explore all the parts and find the spots that work best and target those spots like a marksman.

I think obviously this woman didn't want sexual satisfaction so much as she was feeling the anxiety of being 35 and when a 15 year old came along and was sexually attracted to her, it made her feel 20 again. Make for the only logical reason for this... Age Anxiety + Addictive Personality + 15 years olds = Screwing to feel young
 
2012-12-11 06:40:48 AM
I am not sure of many many things. I am only sure of this:

My teenage years would have been joyous had my female teachers and friends' mothers begged me for sex.

It might have even built confidence and self-esteem for me- which I have sorely lacked throughout most of my adult life.
 
2012-12-11 06:41:47 AM
She looks like a black chick in white face.
 
2012-12-11 06:42:37 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Gawdzila: Just another Heartland Weirdass: The reality though is that a child was abused by an adult in a position of power.

You insist this as if it were self-evident. Where is the abuse? Where is the harm?

To me, it is. There is no dispute an adult (again in a position of power) got it on with a child in her care. It is immoral and illegal. The crux of my position is that the asymetry between the two (not simply age but power, maturity, self control, experience) makes the relationship exploitive, even and in part because the kid probably wanted it very very a lot. Im not sure what further evedince is needed.

Btw, I totally would have when I was 15.


Plus these type of relationships are just about always manipulative. Yeah the 15 year old wants sex, but this lady knows that, and will use that to manipulate him into doing what she wants. That can be anything from making him do things for her to just using his want for sex and immaturity to mentally abuse him because she knows as long as there is a chance for sex he isn't going anyplace.
 
2012-12-11 06:47:26 AM

HeliumAddict: I'm sorry but I'm confused as to whom the victim is here.

Yes really. How can doing something most 15 year old boys would chop off some minor body part to participate in be a serious crime?



It's a crime because she should be humping people my age (~35) rather than kids who ought to be fumbling their own damned selves, like I had to at that age.
 
2012-12-11 06:47:31 AM

CeroX: I simply don't see the appeal here...

1. Intellectually speaking, a 15 year old has the depth of a rain puddle...

2. Sexually speaking, sure, a 15 year old pretty much walks around all day with an erection, but really, that's like giving a kid a Mac-10. Sure, he armed an loaded, but when he pulls the trigger he's just going to spray 20 or 30 rounds and MIGHT hit the target once, and if your REALLY luck might get close to the bullseye...

I like where i am sexually as a 36 year old. At this point i know what my body is capable of, and i'm at a point where when i have sex i can actually take my time and feel the woman i'm with, explore all the parts and find the spots that work best and target those spots like a marksman.

I think obviously this woman didn't want sexual satisfaction so much as she was feeling the anxiety of being 35 and when a 15 year old came along and was sexually attracted to her, it made her feel 20 again. Make for the only logical reason for this... Age Anxiety + Addictive Personality + 15 years olds = Screwing to feel young


True, however there were 4 of these boys apparently. That's like 60 dick years worth of dude.
 
2012-12-11 06:52:11 AM
An arrest report revealed Reschke ignored her son and continued to have sex.

who among us with small children hasn't been cock blocked on occasion.
 
2012-12-11 06:52:11 AM
Throw a lil makeup on her, get a shot of her that's not a mugshot, and she'd be passable.
 
2012-12-11 07:08:30 AM

Gawdzila: You insist this as if it were self-evident. Where is the abuse? Where is the harm?


Someone likes yer style son:

i46.tinypic.com

/in the same blue suede shoes at 22
 
2012-12-11 07:14:58 AM
She's got the horsey teeth, but would bang.
Hard and repeatedly.
Aside from the felony crazy business, that is.

/Those kids scored, big time.
//Ask them, they'll tell you.
 
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