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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   This man really hates his neighbor. After being locked up for a failed murder-for-hire plot, he attempts to hire another hit-man from jail   (ajc.com) divider line 20
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2012-12-11 02:04:17 AM  
3k um, NO!
 
2012-12-11 02:09:23 AM  
Gah! Just do it your damn self! This is what is wrong with America. Next we'll here he's suing the people he hired for breech of contract and winning.
 
2012-12-11 02:09:44 AM  
'Double Jeopardy'
You can't be convicted of the same plot twice.
 
2012-12-11 02:14:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-11 02:16:55 AM  
My neighbor is a total biatch, but I'm not wasting my money on her. Bitterness and failure will do the trick over time. In the meantime, I smile and wave and ask about the grandkids because I know it kills her to have to be nice to me.

Time is (likely) on my side.
 
2012-12-11 02:17:57 AM  
Nobody likes a quitter.
 
2012-12-11 02:22:58 AM  
Wow, not only is he stupid, he's pretty damn cheap.

Hard to find a murderer at those prices, even in jail.
 
2012-12-11 02:24:34 AM  
You give a boy a hammer and EVERYTHING looks like a nail
 
2012-12-11 02:30:00 AM  
Sounds a little like the Bob Bashara case in Detroit. His wife was murdered by a hit man who claims Bob hired him, but they didn't arrest Bob for that. Bob was instead arrested for hiring a hit man to kill the first hit man.
 
2012-12-11 02:36:31 AM  
Stupid Flanders.
 
2012-12-11 02:46:24 AM  
If someone is determined to commit murder, merely putting them in a box with other violent people for a short time won't do anything. Unless you also put an assortment of sharp objects in the box.
 
2012-12-11 02:51:22 AM  
Was this the neighbor in question?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-11 02:55:07 AM  
Dude, when you get caught with a murder for hire once, be assured that if the target winds up dead from any causes in the next few years you will continue to be a suspect.
 
2012-12-11 02:56:55 AM  
If at first you don't succeed.............

/DRTFA !
 
2012-12-11 03:02:54 AM  
I wonder what the neighbor/business partner did to make him so mad?!?

Had to be bad to deserve killin' twice.
 
2012-12-11 03:45:12 AM  
Just invite the neighbor to your house, then kill him/her. How hard is that?
 
2012-12-11 06:51:41 AM  
Gotta be willing to pay more than that to have someone killed. Even the tweeky teenager who needs drug money will need more than that. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Pony up cash until you feel like your thirst for vengeance has been sated, then you know you've paid enough. Or, once you've sated your vengeance, you can spend the same cash on some hookers and have a real noisy party.
 
2012-12-11 07:21:40 AM  

BillyRayBob: 'Double Jeopardy'
You can't be convicted of the same plot twice.


Is that what you really think? You don't think it is possible to be charged with multiple crimes if you try to do it more than once. By that logic, we shouldn't have had those stories of people getting multiple DUI charges. They could've just told the cop 'Hey I was just released for DUI and therefore it would be double jeopardy to arrest me again'. Maybe I can rob three banks today and only get charged for one. It must be a sale.
 
2012-12-11 07:23:00 AM  
Should've done it himself - it's cheaper.
 
2012-12-11 10:20:34 AM  

lack of warmth: BillyRayBob: 'Double Jeopardy'
You can't be convicted of the same plot twice.

Is that what you really think? You don't think it is possible to be charged with multiple crimes if you try to do it more than once. By that logic, we shouldn't have had those stories of people getting multiple DUI charges. They could've just told the cop 'Hey I was just released for DUI and therefore it would be double jeopardy to arrest me again'. Maybe I can rob three banks today and only get charged for one. It must be a sale.


I think you've discovered a minor plot hole in that movie.
 
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