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2012-12-10 08:27:28 PM
I'm glad to see Frank Stallone is staying away from acting.
 
2012-12-10 08:36:52 PM
Look, good against melons is one thing. Good against the living?

That's something else.
 
2012-12-10 09:03:21 PM
Let's drop him into an MMA ring, just to be sure.
 
2012-12-10 09:47:48 PM
A true warrior scholar.
 
2012-12-10 10:29:19 PM
He hates those melons!
 
2012-12-10 10:30:31 PM
what an incredible douchebag. Seriously. How about when you go to head butt me, i empty my 1911 in your face? What will you do then tough guy?
 
2012-12-10 10:32:40 PM
I have the strangest strongest boner right now...
 
2012-12-10 10:34:14 PM
Serving as an example of what not to do is a role, right?
 
2012-12-10 10:51:36 PM
I bet he can say, 'Karate', too!
 
2012-12-10 11:00:37 PM
But what do I do if my opponent is not a melon?
 
2012-12-10 11:04:44 PM

js34603: But what do I do if my opponent is not a melon?


You mean, like, a passion fruit, for example?
 
2012-12-10 11:11:10 PM
This is a more successful marriage of mullet and melon
 
2012-12-10 11:11:22 PM
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I'm just gonna break the melon and walk away. Break the melon; walk away.
 
2012-12-10 11:30:52 PM
Wouldn't headbutting someone hurt you as well? I've never done it but it looks like a lose lose kinda thing.
 
2012-12-10 11:36:54 PM

Anthracite: Wouldn't headbutting someone hurt you as well? I've never done it but it looks like a lose lose kinda thing.


Not that I've ever been in a real fight, but I've heard that the idea is to use your forehead and drive it into their face. The skull is much thicker in the forehead than it is in the face. You get a nasty bruise, they get a broken nose, cheek or orbital.
 
2012-12-10 11:39:55 PM
Melons don't hit back.
 
2012-12-10 11:45:14 PM
He's obviously a very good skreet fighter.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:51 PM

Anthracite: Wouldn't headbutting someone hurt you as well? I've never done it but it looks like a lose lose kinda thing.


I used to headbutt the lockers in high school. I have practically no feeling in my forehead - I don't know if this is what enabled me to do it, or if it's a side effect of doing it.

Why, you ask? Hell if I know. It was just one of those stupid things that I did for attention.

/I'll headbutt a man to DEATH....
 
2012-12-11 12:21:24 AM
I never did get how a headbutt is supposed to do damage to the recipient without also doing damage to the giver. It's like trying to break a glass mug by hitting it with another gladd mug.
 
2012-12-11 12:40:37 AM
The role of some people is to be a bad example.
 
2012-12-11 12:42:10 AM
Was he having seizures while he was talking?
I hope he saw a neurologist soon after recording this.
 
2012-12-11 12:46:19 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I never did get how a headbutt is supposed to do damage to the recipient without also doing damage to the giver. It's like trying to break a glass mug by hitting it with another gladd mug.


Well the idea of a headbutt is to hit someone on the bridge of the nose with your forehead. Smashing foreheads together is not the ideal outcome.
 
2012-12-11 01:32:58 AM
 
2012-12-11 02:42:37 AM
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"Very good, but brick melon, not hit back".
 
2012-12-11 03:55:00 AM

Treygreen13: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I never did get how a headbutt is supposed to do damage to the recipient without also doing damage to the giver. It's like trying to break a glass mug by hitting it with another gladd mug.

Well the idea of a headbutt is to hit someone on the bridge of the nose with your forehead. Smashing foreheads together is not the ideal outcome.


pootsie: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I never did get how a headbutt is supposed to do damage to the recipient without also doing damage to the giver. It's like trying to break a glass mug by hitting it with another gladd mug.

Parts of the cranium with thick bone and high local curvature make for good weapon areas, and these include the forehead near the hairline, the outboard curved part of the parietal bone, and the occiput. Ideal targets are usually the fragile areas of the head, including the bridge of the nose, the cheekbones, the hinge area of the jaw, the temple, and the top edge of the eye socket.

Hitting the opponent's teeth or mouth is likely to cause mutual damage. The chin of the enemy is also a generally bad position to headbutt unless striking from below up into the bottom of the chin, similar to an uppercut.


Thanx to both of you for the info!
 
2012-12-11 06:58:10 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: what an incredible douchebag. Seriously. How about when you go to head butt me, i empty my 1911 in your face? What will you do then tough guy?


Who is the tough guy again.
 
2012-12-11 07:19:04 AM
Head butt? butthead? heh heh heh
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All I see is mel gibson hair from lethal weapon when I see that mullet
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2012-12-11 07:48:51 AM
Head up Butt, King more like.
 
2012-12-11 08:24:36 AM
Unimpressed:
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2012-12-11 08:56:01 AM
Yeah, as many pointed out this is the type of move that can hurt you just as badly (and even worse) than it can hurt them. While placement is everything and so is using the correct part of your head, it still will not leave you undamaged. And while you should never get in a fight if you except to not get hurt, this move is just foolish. He too forgets that punching is key as it allows you to move in, you can't just move in with an elbow or a headbutt (against anyone with common sense and even the most basic level of training at least.) I'd much rather stick to punches and kicks and keep that range than get close enough to allow someone to grab me or take me down. If you're already in that range, strike with an elbow or knee and back out. Using your noggin for anything more than planning your attack is just idiotic.
 
2012-12-11 09:26:27 AM
even CONgressman John Boner has a purpose. not sure what it is, but is sure helps keep Washington royally f*cked up and disfunctional
 
2012-12-11 09:29:37 AM
headbutting works great (as long as you don't mind the brain damage) until someone shows up with a glock.
 
2012-12-11 09:30:33 AM

Dr. Nick Riviera: Melons don't hit back.



when you point to the moon, don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. -bruce lee
 
2012-12-11 09:31:46 AM
What about pointed sticks?
 
2012-12-11 09:56:15 AM

Pvt Joker: Unimpressed:
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Say Ra!
 
2012-12-11 10:32:24 AM
At first I thought that was a "Bad lip reading".
 
2012-12-11 11:23:10 AM
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They don't survive that...
 
2012-12-11 12:51:19 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: what an incredible douchebag. Seriously. How about when you go to head butt me, i empty my 1911 in your face? What will you do then tough guy?



Yeah, HE'S the douchebag.
 
2012-12-11 01:11:41 PM

lustfrog: Bit'O'Gristle: what an incredible douchebag. Seriously. How about when you go to head butt me, i empty my 1911 in your face? What will you do then tough guy?


Yeah, HE'S the douchebag.


Better mind your tone he has a 1911
 
2012-12-11 04:51:41 PM
Where's the lesson on doing ocular pat-downs? The sunglasses keep them from seeing how scared I am!

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2012-12-11 06:25:11 PM
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2012-12-11 07:19:51 PM
Never saw Bruce Lee do that.
 
2012-12-11 09:18:08 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: lustfrog: Bit'O'Gristle: what an incredible douchebag. Seriously. How about when you go to head butt me, i empty my 1911 in your face? What will you do then tough guy?


Yeah, HE'S the douchebag.

Better mind your tone he has a 1911


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