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(Inquisitr)   The "Mayan Apocalypse" is ancient prophecy, if by "ancient" you mean "from the 1970s" and if by "prophecy" you mean "shroom trip"   (inquisitr.com) divider line 18
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2012-12-10 09:41:28 PM  
3 votes:

FTA: The December 21 date appeared in a 1975 book by Terence McKenna, a writer who is also infamous for strange descriptions of "machine elves" he saw while he was tripping balls.

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Terence McKenna, 1975
2012-12-10 09:14:53 PM  
2 votes:
Well, the Ancient Aliens guy pointed out that the Mayan stone calendar and the hadron collider look virtually identical, so that's all the evidence I need.
2012-12-10 09:03:50 PM  
2 votes:
The Mayan prophecy is real. The only issue is that we are viewing the dates wrong. The Mayan's never accounted for a leap year, so in reality the end of the world is going to happen this coming June.
2012-12-11 01:08:51 PM  
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: Jon iz teh kewl: DjangoStonereaver: MBooda: doglover: Their callander has base 20 and base 18 units parts.


Mmmm......

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Apocalyptic pot pie....

the apocalyptic spaghetti is pretty good too

But this is best of all:

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The pot pie sounded better. Do they use Acapulco Gold or what?
2012-12-10 11:20:29 PM  
1 votes:

blueviking: tinfoil-hat maggie: demonfaerie: MBooda: The 21st of December
That day I'll always remember, yes I will
Cause that is the day, that Mayan Calendars die
I never got a chance to see 'em
Never heard nothin' but bad things about 'em
Momma I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth
Momma just hung her head and said, son
Calendar's a rolling stone...
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That is the Aztec calendar stone, and that has to do with the sun being reborn and the world ending and starting anew. The Mayan calendar talks about different dates and actually the date that everyone keeps talking about is really the calendar resetting. Basically there should be a ritual party rather than the world ending. Aztec and Mayans might have some similar gods and customs, but are still very different.

I'm all in favor of parties and bon fires on the winter solstice.

Kegger going on at my place....


If you guys want the true Mayan affect of parties you need a ritual sacrifice or some blood letting.
2012-12-10 10:54:21 PM  
1 votes:
www.bookmice.net

"The prophesy says 'Gelfling will destroy us'!"
2012-12-10 10:10:21 PM  
1 votes:
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The Mayan prophecy is real. The only issue is that we are viewing the dates wrong. The Mayan's never accounted for a leap year, so in reality the end of the world is going to happen this coming June.

And you didn't account for our switch to the Gregorian calendar from the Julian calendar. We still have 7 years
2012-12-10 10:03:19 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: Their callander has base 20 and base 18 units parts.


jillconyers.typepad.com
2012-12-10 09:45:21 PM  
1 votes:
save me some caps. brew 'em up in tea.
www.kcalfm.com
2012-12-10 09:30:39 PM  
1 votes:
The 21st of December
That day I'll always remember, yes I will
Cause that is the day, that Mayan Calendars die
I never got a chance to see 'em
Never heard nothin' but bad things about 'em
Momma I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth
Momma just hung her head and said, son
Calendar's a rolling stone...
theyugas.com
2012-12-10 09:20:01 PM  
1 votes:
It's amazing the level of shiat religious whack jobs and new agers leap to because they so desperately want the world to end. They are all death cults. Jews, Christians, Muslims, New Agers just froth at the mouth over messiahs, imams and "masters" to destroy the world.

You're all a bunch of sick farks. Just my opinion, don't take it personally. You need to get a farking hobby or become gainfully employed to a degree that makes you responsible for helping make the world a better place.

Religion is the science of pulling bullshiat out of your ass to force down people's throats.
2012-12-10 09:18:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.crystalskulls.com 
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New Age Hippy Douchebags
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Cosmic Bullshiat
2012-12-10 09:16:16 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: i read some article where they interviewed a Mayan and he was like 'we don't believe the world will end. Our calendar will end, but a new calendar will begin. It is like a new beginning.' what kind of calendar is 5125 years? how do you come up with a random number like that?

the world doesn't end every december 31st for the rest of us does it?


duh - magic is coming back. boy is corporate america gonna be pissed!
2012-12-10 09:15:14 PM  
1 votes:
Better than a Camping Trip.

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2012-12-10 09:15:12 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: i read some article where they interviewed a Mayan and he was like 'we don't believe the world will end. Our calendar will end, but a new calendar will begin. It is like a new beginning.' what kind of calendar is 5125 years? how do you come up with a random number like that?

the world doesn't end every december 31st for the rest of us does it?


It sure feels like it.
2012-12-10 09:12:39 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: I heard shroom trips are awesome.


Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley-uh.
2012-12-10 08:59:59 PM  
1 votes:
So, it's like the Book of Revelation?
2012-12-10 08:49:18 PM  
1 votes:
I thought it had more to do with the Shadowrun game than anything else
 
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