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2012-12-10 11:53:03 PM
Aren't roughly a third of the entries on Fark the results of dares gone wrong?
 
2012-12-10 11:56:13 PM
#7 Link to a Cracked article
#8 Click on a Cracked link

/Cracked should have been allowed to die in peace 20 years ago.
 
2012-12-10 11:59:04 PM
Lieutenant Colonel Joe Duckworth would like a word.

Link
 
2012-12-11 12:02:07 AM
Double Dare?

floridamemory.com
 
2012-12-11 12:14:41 AM

Spartacus Outlaw: Well now, I've done a lot of stupid things. Sometimes on purpose, but never because I was dared (at least, not that I remember). I don't think I've taken a dare since I was about 8 years old, because I realised it would never be in my best interest to do so; in fact, I realsied it would usually cause me harm while benefiting the darer. Isn't that why they dare? Aren't darers usually cowardly assholes?


My thoughts exactly. I pulled some fantasmagorically dumb shiat as a teenager (think "jump economy cars for distance in the oil field" level stupid-I lost to a guy in a Chevette with a three speed automatic who got an improbably impressive 30 or so feet before ripping his radiator out and totaling his car so we all conceded defeat to him-so I was NOT making smart decisions) but I would never take a dare. I can't imagine feeling obligated or really caring at all if someone would have "dared" me.

///Longest parenthetical ever?
 
2012-12-11 12:21:33 AM
Oh man, I remember one night we were pretty wasted when I accepted the dare to murder a homeless person and ... um ... anyway, in the end I bought new shoes.
 
2012-12-11 12:21:51 AM
It's widely reported has it that Scientology is the result of Robert Heinlein daring L Ron Hubbard to create his own religion. (Hubbard was jealous over the impromptu cult following Stranger in a Strange Land was enjoying)
 
2012-12-11 12:23:52 AM

Porous Horace: Oh man, I remember one night we were pretty wasted when I accepted the dare to murder a homeless person and ... um ... anyway, in the end I bought new shoes.


...Only because we had to burn your original shoes because they were technically evidence.

lulz
 
2012-12-11 12:45:37 AM

studebaker hoch: I bet these guys are over 18 but under about 25.

Old enough to know how to get into real trouble.
Young enough to never have met real trouble and have no idea how bad it can be.


unknown... "a man" - flung off a carusel by a car.
18 - ran naked into an SUV on a freeway onramp
60&17 - 60 dared 17 to marry him
one of Chad Kroeger's roadies, so a man - dick in a fan
18 - jumper cables to nipples and stopped heart
13 - set self on fire

Surprisingly you only got 2/7 right =(

Although between this thread and TFA I think we can all agree that teenagers are f*cking retarded.
 
2012-12-11 12:50:17 AM

Porous Horace: Oh man, I remember one night we were pretty wasted when I accepted the dare to murder a homeless person and ... um ... anyway, in the end I bought new shoes.


On an unrelated note sometimes drunken college cyclists will dare each other to jump sleeping bums in the park on their bike, and no one is ever the wiser. So I hear.
 
2012-12-11 12:59:42 AM
Real men don't always accept dares.

But often they do because most of the time it's more fun.
 
2012-12-11 01:10:57 AM
Linking 5-10 people together, connecting one to the ac, and the last one on the
other end of the line to the other end of the AC would probably give you just a
tingle on a 120v 10-15amp line, since it would be similar to tying a bunch of
light bulbs in series. The resistance of each person would be enough to
"water down the current" so by the time it gets to the return side on the other
end, there isn't enough current to really harm you, but, ANY amount of current,
going through your heart with an unknown condition could be enough to stop it
if it through the hearts built in pace maker out of sync and you end up with a
Ventricular fibrillation.
 
2012-12-11 03:09:38 AM

BronyMedic: On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.


Thank god I realized I preferred research before I went into medicine. *shiver*
 
2012-12-11 04:30:23 AM
At least three versions of #6 are viewable on Youtube. Notice what language is being spoken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-RF8oax3HY 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlBfqKQkt1o 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV5qI-ZGPZo
 
2012-12-11 08:52:26 AM
cracked no bueno
 
TWX
2012-12-11 09:32:11 AM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia!

Whoops, looks like a certain genius violated that one twice...
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-12-11 03:49:52 PM
What? No "Dare you to pee on the electric fence?" City folk, I guess.
 
2012-12-11 04:55:03 PM

stickandmove: Double Dare?

[floridamemory.com image 600x399]


Those were indeed the good ol' days before Nickelodeon got supid with all cartoons.
 
2012-12-11 06:46:00 PM
Twilight Zone episode entitled "The Silence".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_(The_Twilight_Zone)
 
2012-12-12 07:23:11 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Porous Horace: Oh man, I remember one night we were pretty wasted when I accepted the dare to murder a homeless person and ... um ... anyway, in the end I bought new shoes.

On an unrelated note sometimes drunken college cyclists will dare each other to jump sleeping bums in the park on their bike, and no one is ever the wiser. So I hear.


To lay-ie.
 
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