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2012-12-10 08:39:39 PM
I can think of that old bet that you can win the $20 bill wrapped around your own arm if you can burn a hole through it with a cigarette.

/You will never do it as your arm absorbs the heat faster than the bill.
//I've seen a lot of cigarette burn scars on dudes' arms from this classic fail.
 
2012-12-10 08:56:58 PM
I want to know more bout that 1905 wedding betwixt a 60 year old and a 17 year old
 
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2012-12-10 09:15:19 PM
I want to go around daring 17 year old girls to marry me, and I'm not even 60 yet.
 
2012-12-10 10:02:32 PM
On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.
 
2012-12-10 10:08:01 PM
On a Duh once,
 
2012-12-10 10:12:12 PM
$5 a month.
 
2012-12-10 10:13:22 PM
Marrying a 60-year-old kind of pales in comparison with running onto the freeway in your underwear... And not that I would marry them, but every now and then I've seen people older than 60 who were damn attractive.
 
2012-12-10 10:17:02 PM
I dare cracked to go back to doing one page articles.
Those were cool.
 
2012-12-10 10:18:22 PM
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
 
2012-12-10 10:19:33 PM

BronyMedic: On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.


I assume that's bad. It sounds so.
 
2012-12-10 10:23:17 PM
I love articles like this. Sometimes, whenever I'm on the verge of actually liking my own species, a simple few minutes of reading about Darwinners pulls me back to my customary misanthropy.
 
2012-12-10 10:23:35 PM
After reading the first one resulted in fatality I kind of expected the rest to turn out the same. Was kind of disappointed actually when none of them did.
 
2012-12-10 10:23:38 PM
cdn.crushable.com

Yes, of course, hot.
 
2012-12-10 10:25:28 PM
I'm assuming they were all triple dog dared.
 
2012-12-10 10:26:47 PM
The Sourdough expedition to the top of Denali was a bar bet of something like a dollar. The guys also thought that they could plant a 14ft pole on the top of the mountain and that if they did, it could be seen from Fairbanks (hundreds of miles away). Alcohol may have been a factor in this decision.
 
2012-12-10 10:26:52 PM
in one of the Dirty Harry films Inspector Callahan is being run ragged all over the city with a gym bag full of cash as the kidnapper tries to throw back-up cops off his scent. at one point Harry is making his way through a pitch black cemetery toward a huge cross monument when a fey young fellow pops out of the bush and says to the Inspector "Hi there. My friends call me Mindy, and I'll take a dare!"
 
2012-12-10 10:28:10 PM

BronyMedic: On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.


Umm, ugh. The thought of this makes me want to go throw up in the corner.

We dared my old roommate to light a fart on fire. He had been drinking for two days, after coming back from Europe. I'm pretty sure his blood alcohol level was rolling at about .30 (at least that's what his DUI was later that summer). He cracked one off, set his pants on fire, then burned the letter couch he was sitting on. The smell in that apartment would knock a buzzard off a shiat wagon.
 
2012-12-10 10:28:57 PM
One time a somewhat drunk friend insisted he could walk on water because he "could do it as a kid."

Being the upstanding people we all were, we insisted that he try again in a nearby pool. Results were predictable.
 
2012-12-10 10:29:48 PM

buckler: BronyMedic: On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.

I assume that's bad. It sounds so.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-10 10:29:52 PM
C'mon, it'll be funny as fark!!

Vote for the black guy! Do it. Imagine if he wins, LOL!
 
2012-12-10 10:32:47 PM
60 is the new 30.
 
2012-12-10 10:38:26 PM
I mooned my 9th grade earth science teacher at the end of class for a bottle of Smirnoff and a carton of smokes.
 
2012-12-10 10:38:29 PM
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onthesetofnewyork.com
www.shadowlocked.com
 
2012-12-10 10:39:08 PM
Well now, I've done a lot of stupid things. Sometimes on purpose, but never because I was dared (at least, not that I remember). I don't think I've taken a dare since I was about 8 years old, because I realised it would never be in my best interest to do so; in fact, I realsied it would usually cause me harm while benefiting the darer. Isn't that why they dare? Aren't darers usually cowardly assholes?
 
2012-12-10 10:40:33 PM

jjwars1: buckler: BronyMedic: On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.

I assume that's bad. It sounds so.

Pics or it didn't happen.


I think he linked a video. I'm not watching it to tell you what happened.
 
2012-12-10 10:40:46 PM
Clicking a Cracked article mysteriously abset.

/still better than buzzfeed
 
2012-12-10 10:43:44 PM

Wayne 985: Marrying a 60-year-old kind of pales in comparison with running onto the freeway in your underwear... And not that I would marry them, but every now and then I've seen people older than 60 who were damn attractive.


I streaked across a freeway once when I was 15. No dare involved, it just seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
2012-12-10 10:44:17 PM

Cambrian: jjwars1: buckler: BronyMedic: On a dare, a younger, drunk and stupider BronyMedic let one of the people in his Paramedic class Nasally Intubate him with a 6.0 cuffed ET Tube.

I assume that's bad. It sounds so.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I think he linked a video. I'm not watching it to tell you what happened.


I clicked it, it's an example of the intubation, not that specific event.
 
2012-12-10 10:44:32 PM

jjwars1: Pics or it didn't happen.


There were no pictures taken that I know of. Or the nosebleed I got.

Cambrian: I think he linked a video. I'm not watching it to tell you what happened.


It's just a video showing what that is on a mannequin.
 
2012-12-10 10:46:25 PM
It's time for us to join in the fight.
 
2012-12-10 10:48:22 PM

Roto-Rot: It's time for us to join in the fight.


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2012-12-10 10:50:31 PM
Protip: This man's lyrics should not be considered a sound advice for your life.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-10 10:56:37 PM
Back in college we were shooting pool when a friend of mine bet another guy in the bar he couldn't put a cue ball in his mouth. Turns out it's fairly easy to get it in, nearly impossible to get it out. Went to the ER with the guy, doc just smiled and used some specialized tool to pry the ball out.

In high school there was a guy we all hated, a ping pong ball got dropped into his gas tank (think 70's, before the little gas tank holes). His engine would start and run fine for a few seconds, then the ball would get sucked over the gas inlet. Engine died. Ball floated back up. Engine started and ran a few seconds.....
 
2012-12-10 11:02:58 PM
I remember a story a while back where some guy in Iraq or some other country like that found a rpg. Anyway, he knew the taliban would buy the explosive inside, and being the crafty handy guy he was, he decided that he could get the explosive out. So he started hammering on the business end of the shaped charge with a hammer, attempting to break it apart..with predictable results. Instant pale pink mist.
 
2012-12-10 11:05:54 PM
I dare you to shut down the cooling system on this nuclear reactor just to see what happens.
 
2012-12-10 11:06:39 PM
I never did anything really stupid on a dare because, well, I'm not stupid.

I've done some really stupid things in my life, but never because someone else dared me to do them. That makes me better... I think.
 
2012-12-10 11:10:30 PM
Once. Still have all of the important parts; am now cognizant of Newton's law.
 
2012-12-10 11:13:12 PM
I didn't do it on a dare, but I once rode a bike into a cow. Does that count?
 
2012-12-10 11:14:56 PM
longninecowboys.org
 
2012-12-10 11:15:37 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and predice all six of these people are male.
 
2012-12-10 11:20:22 PM
Well, as it turned out okay... I read once that some principal cast of Harry Potter 2: Potter Harder i.e. Rickman, Branagh and Isaacs all had a bet/dare/contest to see who could ham it up the most without causing reshoots.
 
2012-12-10 11:21:11 PM

aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and predice all six of these people are male.


Well, the classic girl dare of "how many guys can you blow in one night" is just really tired anymore.
 
2012-12-10 11:21:19 PM
I don't do dares because I'm basically lazy. "You dare me to do what? Fark you, I ain't getting up."
 
2012-12-10 11:34:12 PM
Dare: Get naked on the apartment building roof and throw a flaming kitchen table set off said roof and into the fountain below, which was filled with slimy, neon green bubbles.

Why yes, alcohol was a factor.

Why yes, the bail bondsman was very nice.

Also, go Spartans!!!!!1!1!!11!
 
2012-12-10 11:34:24 PM
uploads.neatorama.com

Tis the season & nobody put this one up yet? For shame (with the exception of blatz514).

/hot like the flagpole wasn't...
 
2012-12-10 11:40:48 PM

aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and predice all six of these people are male.


Including the teenage girl?
 
2012-12-10 11:41:12 PM
If you're going to dare someone to douse themselves with gasoline and then flick a lighter, you can at least offer them an orange mocha frappachino first.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:03 PM
I bet these guys are over 18 but under about 25.

Old enough to know how to get into real trouble.
Young enough to never have met real trouble and have no idea how bad it can be.
 
2012-12-10 11:48:52 PM
There's memorable, and then there's worthy of a Wikipedia entry 200 years later.

The Berners Street Hoax, in which Theodore Hook bet his friend Samuel Beazley that he could make a house chosen at random "the most famous house in London," much to the annoyance of Mrs. Tottenham, who owned the house.

Essentially, they arranged to have hundreds of tradesmen and deliveries made to one house chosen at random. Yes, something you might have contemplated doing via prank calls long before telephones.
 
2012-12-10 11:49:51 PM
My acts of stupidity are the stuff of legend!
 
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