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(WGAL 8)   Music teacher kills ex-wife at church, tries to make it all about hymn   (wgal.com) divider line 29
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2012-12-10 09:29:01 PM
How great thou art submitter.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-12-10 09:30:53 PM
Late entry to HOTY.
 
2012-12-10 10:07:48 PM
This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.
 
2012-12-10 11:19:19 PM
Couldn't wait for the service to end?
 
2012-12-10 11:20:20 PM
"Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville
 
2012-12-10 11:21:55 PM
Did they stop to pray for her before grabbing the man and holding him down? NO? Heathens!! Teh powah of prayer would have saved her..


/got nuttin
 
2012-12-10 11:22:37 PM
Heard "hot crossed buns" one too many times apparently.
 
2012-12-10 11:26:49 PM
Shot her right in the pew.
 
2012-12-10 11:27:41 PM
See, folks, this is why you should never stray from God. I dont understand how someone can hear about a story like this and not see it as a sign that Jesus is trying to tell us something.
 
2012-12-10 11:29:40 PM
Thou shall not kill the organist, unless at the circus.
 
2012-12-10 11:33:36 PM

jaytkay: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville


It's called Pennsyltucky thankyouverymuch
 
2012-12-10 11:38:05 PM

fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.


0/10
 
2012-12-10 11:39:15 PM
killer riffs.
 
2012-12-10 11:51:56 PM
Did he use a "missle"?
 
2012-12-10 11:55:21 PM

uncleacid: Shot her right in the pew.


That would have been a better headline.
 
2012-12-10 11:55:58 PM

uncleacid: Shot her right in the pew.


argh, i was going to do "pew pew pew"

/move over, i got the aisle seat
 
2012-12-10 11:59:43 PM
That's one Hell of a note
 
2012-12-11 12:24:12 AM

fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.


And maybe they could have held a note. Or carried a tune.
 
2012-12-11 12:27:08 AM
To be fair, he just threw holy water on her.

How was he supposed to know she was a DEMON FROM HELL!!! OH! OOOOOOH!

www.inpapasbasement.com 

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2012-12-11 12:48:42 AM
I suppose he had an inferiority complex from constantly hearing the church's giant organ compared to his little pianist.
 
2012-12-11 12:53:52 AM

jaytkay: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville


Pretty much.

/Pennsyltucky resident
//We're not all bad
///Some of us even love slashies!
 
2012-12-11 01:33:02 AM
snl.jt.org Wanted for questioning...
 
2012-12-11 01:37:07 AM
Did you hear about the streaker who ran into church one Sunday morning? He ran up on the platform, around the piano, and then the minister finally caught him - by the organ.
 
2012-12-11 02:52:09 AM

giftedmadness: fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

0/10


I guess I shouldn't expect you to recognize the difference between trolling and sarcasm.
 
2012-12-11 03:46:59 AM
He just wanted to make her more holy in the eyes of the congregation.
 
2012-12-11 04:25:09 AM
His aim B sharp.
 
2012-12-11 05:36:18 AM
YESSSSS it's not Florida!

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2012-12-11 09:43:19 AM
So I guess the organist wasn't doing a good job playing his organ at home.
 
2012-12-11 12:18:27 PM
These are things that make you go hymmmmn.
 
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