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(Patch)   Stabbing people in the neck with a broken bottle and flinging your feces around the police station is no way to go through life, son   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Wrigleyville, Gregg Greaves, police stations, North Side, stabbing, Chicago Police, sons  
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2591 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2012 at 9:02 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-10 10:17:23 PM  
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His parents must be so proud of him. But then I guess love knows no bounds. I have some cousins who have been in and out of jail and have done some really horrible stuff, and I was surprised to find out over Thanksgiving that those cousins are still living at their parents. I really wouldn't want to be in the same room with either of them, let alone let them live in my place.
2012-12-10 09:13:49 PM  
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Random, only slightly related CSB.

I used to work as a maintenance electrician in a large, multibay aircraft hanger. One night the other maintenance guys got a call about a bad smell in one of the restrooms. They thought that a toilet got clogged or something. They get there and in one of the stalls someone smeared their feces all over the walls of the stall. Bewildered, they reported it to the mechanics' boss and cleaned it up. They learned the next day that down the hall someone wrote a message in feces on the door of one of the bosses. To this day the bosses wont say what was written on the door.

/Aircraft mechanics are a strange bunch.
2012-12-10 05:20:51 PM  
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2012-12-10 05:07:42 PM  
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This guy just ruined his life - engineering graduate from Purdue, and he does this. I love how his lawyer says (in another article) that there are "two sides" to this story. I'm not sure what other side could account for this. Maybe self defense on the bottle thing, but most likely not. The rest, well, no one will ever employ him again.
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