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(Patch)   Stabbing people in the neck with a broken bottle and flinging your feces around the police station is no way to go through life, son   (lakeview.patch.com) divider line 35
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2012-12-10 05:07:42 PM
This guy just ruined his life - engineering graduate from Purdue, and he does this. I love how his lawyer says (in another article) that there are "two sides" to this story. I'm not sure what other side could account for this. Maybe self defense on the bottle thing, but most likely not. The rest, well, no one will ever employ him again.
 
2012-12-10 05:20:51 PM
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2012-12-10 08:59:55 PM
Someone went ape shiat, eh?
 
2012-12-10 09:07:43 PM

naughtyrev: This guy just ruined his life - engineering graduate from Purdue, and he does this. I love how his lawyer says (in another article) that there are "two sides" to this story. I'm not sure what other side could account for this. Maybe self defense on the bottle thing, but most likely not. The rest, well, no one will ever employ him again.


There could be two sides. Maybe the guy he stabbed with the broken beer bottle drugged and sodomized him back in their school days. Maybe the cops had him in interrogation all night without letting him go to the toilet and this was his way of protesting his treatment.
 
2012-12-10 09:09:02 PM
To stand down
 
2012-12-10 09:12:29 PM
sez you
 
2012-12-10 09:13:49 PM
Random, only slightly related CSB.

I used to work as a maintenance electrician in a large, multibay aircraft hanger. One night the other maintenance guys got a call about a bad smell in one of the restrooms. They thought that a toilet got clogged or something. They get there and in one of the stalls someone smeared their feces all over the walls of the stall. Bewildered, they reported it to the mechanics' boss and cleaned it up. They learned the next day that down the hall someone wrote a message in feces on the door of one of the bosses. To this day the bosses wont say what was written on the door.

/Aircraft mechanics are a strange bunch.
 
2012-12-10 09:14:21 PM
I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.
 
2012-12-10 09:15:04 PM
Perhaps no one could spare a square.
 
2012-12-10 09:17:39 PM
What an asshole.
 
2012-12-10 09:19:44 PM

jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.


Pretty sure it's the white dude in the mugshot at the bottom of the article.

Could be wrong.
 
2012-12-10 09:19:57 PM

jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.


Yeah, hard to tell by his photo that accompanies TFA.
 
2012-12-10 09:20:08 PM
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2012-12-10 09:26:06 PM
I don't see why his behavior is an issue. Haven't we all wanted to do that while at work? Haven't we all dreamed of tearing off our clients heads and feasting on their rich nourishing life force as it gush forth from the stump of their necks?
 
2012-12-10 09:28:23 PM
Damned White Sox fans.
 
2012-12-10 09:29:06 PM
Is that wrong, should i not have done that?
 
2012-12-10 09:31:05 PM
I remember my first beer.
 
2012-12-10 09:32:16 PM
I learned it from you!
 
2012-12-10 09:38:56 PM

jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.


I am not shocked that someone will post something wonderfully retarded in a thread without being able to simply process the information provided in the link.
 
2012-12-10 09:43:57 PM
www.thetimes.co.uk

/NOBODY takes my COAT!
 
2012-12-10 09:44:59 PM
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2012-12-10 09:48:36 PM
Did he give his address as 1060 W. Addison?
 
2012-12-10 10:04:37 PM

Rufus Lee King: jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.

Wow! Catching 'em right and left. Check with your Game Warden for local limits.


High praise indeed, sir!
 
2012-12-10 10:12:53 PM
Isn't Wrigleyville the place that has Big Red Highway and Bubble Gum Blv?
 
2012-12-10 10:17:23 PM
His parents must be so proud of him. But then I guess love knows no bounds. I have some cousins who have been in and out of jail and have done some really horrible stuff, and I was surprised to find out over Thanksgiving that those cousins are still living at their parents. I really wouldn't want to be in the same room with either of them, let alone let them live in my place.
 
2012-12-10 10:19:37 PM
The 25-year-old victim told police he walked into the men's bathroom when Greaves jumped out of a stall and attacked him with a broken beer bottle.

Came face to face with death in the washroom
And I'll never go alone again
 
2012-12-10 10:22:29 PM

boinkingbill: Isn't Wrigleyville the place that has Big Red Highway and Bubble Gum Blv?


Yes, and don't forget to visit the Doublemint Twin Towers -- I hear the view is spectacular from the rotating cafe on top.
 
2012-12-10 10:24:21 PM

Gelatinous: The 25-year-old victim told police he walked into the men's bathroom when Greaves jumped out of a stall and attacked him with a broken beer bottle.

Came face to face with death in the washroom
And I'll never go alone again


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2012-12-10 10:27:47 PM

jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.


Pasty white is not a commonly accepted race but it is a good descriptor.
 
2012-12-10 10:30:28 PM

naughtyrev: jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.

Pasty white is not a commonly accepted race but it is a good descriptor.


it's irish-american you insensitive pig
 
2012-12-10 10:50:12 PM

Gergesa: I don't see why his behavior is an issue. Haven't we all wanted to do that while at work? Haven't we all dreamed of tearing off our clients heads and feasting on their rich nourishing life force as it gush forth from the stump of their necks?


It gets old after the first few times though.
 
2012-12-11 12:37:38 AM
Cubs fan.
*clicks link.
Yep!
/amidoingitright?
 
2012-12-11 10:34:10 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: naughtyrev: jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.

Pasty white is not a commonly accepted race but it is a good descriptor.

it's irish-american you insensitive pig


Well, let me tell you something, my kraut mick friend.
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2012-12-11 11:13:41 AM

MBooda: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: naughtyrev: jaytkay: I am shocked, shocked that the story conspicuously omits the race of the perpetrator.

Pasty white is not a commonly accepted race but it is a good descriptor.

it's irish-american you insensitive pig

Well, let me tell you something, my kraut mick friend.
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Am I lying?
 
2012-12-11 05:34:54 PM
White people problems.
 
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