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2012-12-10 05:09:48 PM  
Video fails without a random black guy in a turkey suit.
 
2012-12-10 05:15:39 PM  
I made it through 8 seconds before my eyes began to bleed and stopped.
 
2012-12-10 05:27:21 PM  
46 seconds
 
2012-12-10 05:31:40 PM  
Wow, I tried to go :46

:30
 
2012-12-10 05:36:14 PM  
When I scanned the headline, I was like....

popcultureblog.dallasnews.com



....and 20 seconds into that sonic assault, I was like:

cdn.eurweb.com
 
2012-12-10 05:51:02 PM  
what is this I don't even
 
2012-12-10 05:53:40 PM  
Jewish girls with blonde hair are so farking hot... especially the ones with brunette eyebrows!
 
2012-12-10 06:12:32 PM  
Hebrew is a hideous language. Hideous.

Another reason to hate Hitler other than the whole holocaust thing, is that he made making fun of the Jewish religion taboo. It's an awful, silly, religion that deserves to be mocked, as much, if not more than Christianity. Damn you Hitler, damn you.
 
2012-12-10 06:13:49 PM  
I made it all the way through. I've seen/heard much, much worse videos. My threshold for media-related pain is super-high.

That said, I'm mildly disappointed that it didn't involve Tone Loc or the actual music from "Funky Cold Medina."
 
2012-12-10 06:18:30 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Wow, I tried to go :46

:30


You can build up your pain tolerance with this:

www.foodservicedirect.com

It's kosher.
 
2012-12-10 06:54:47 PM  
I plotzed.
 
2012-12-10 07:10:38 PM  
Does she look an awful lot like Billie Piper?
 
2012-12-10 07:19:26 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That said, I'm mildly disappointed that it didn't involve Tone Loc or the actual music from "Funky Cold Medina."


Honestly, that was the only reason I clicked on the link in the first place.

/I am dissapoint.
 
2012-12-10 08:01:30 PM  
i.imgur.com


Yeah, that was bad. Other than that Springstein guy, what other Jews can sing? It's like a book about Jewish sports legends, amiright?

/Sorry about the bad jokes, I'm no stand up comic, nor Jewish, nor a Jewish stand up comic.
 
2012-12-10 08:13:55 PM  

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 533x800]

Yeah, that was bad. Other than that Springstein guy, what other Jews can sing?


Thanks, Internet!
 
2012-12-10 08:41:04 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That said, I'm mildly disappointed that it didn't involve Tone Loc or the actual music from "Funky Cold Medina."


I think they're missing the concept of a cover/parody/tribute song.

Along with missing talent, taste, vocal ability, dance moves...
 
2012-12-10 08:49:13 PM  

Apos: When I scanned the headline, I was like....

....and 20 seconds into that sonic assault, I was like:


Say what? Yo love, you must be kidding. Just break on outa here. Hasta la vista, baby.

/Wild funky cold medina thing
 
2012-12-10 08:50:54 PM  

RoyBatty: Does she look an awful lot like Billie Piper?


images.dailystar-uk.co.uk 
i280.photobucket.com 

/actually, YES, and that's why I came here.
 
2012-12-10 09:13:12 PM  

MayoSlather: Another reason to hate Hitler other than the whole holocaust thing, is that he made making fun of the Jewish religion taboo.


Spoken like somebody who has no idea who these fellas are or where they worked.

twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-10 09:15:06 PM  
www.mamadoni.com
She could keep my lamp burning for 8 days, if you know what I mean
 
2012-12-10 09:24:09 PM  

dualplains: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 533x800]

Yeah, that was bad. Other than that Springstein guy, what other Jews can sing?

Thanks, Internet!


I didn't see Bruce Springstein's name on that list. He's good, he should be on it.
 
2012-12-10 09:41:46 PM  
Errr....that's Bruce SpringSTEEN, pronounced 'steen' as in 'clean' - not 'stein' as in 'line'.
He was raised Catholic.

Also - terrible, awful song.
Still not as bad as Rebecca Black.
 
2012-12-10 10:14:06 PM  
~cringe~
 
2012-12-11 12:24:09 AM  
A slew of troll gray ones in the comments.
Thanks, modmins.

/Oh my goodness, that woman is irritating.
 
2012-12-11 12:26:41 AM  
"The talented and attractive Mama Doni"

you got some schmutz on your chin there sweetie.
 
2012-12-11 01:48:00 AM  

dualplains: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 533x800]

Yeah, that was bad. Other than that Springstein guy, what other Jews can sing?

Thanks, Internet!


Don't forget Matisyahu!
 
2012-12-11 02:07:08 AM  
23 seconds... you guys weren't kidding about the suck, Jesus.
 
2012-12-11 02:15:07 AM  
Some Yiddish ear-bleach courtesy of the The Barry Sisters. Just great.

Claire Barry, born in 1923, continues to sing and perform, You may have heard this on NPR this weekend. If you didn't, give a listen. What, will it kill you? Have some soup.
 
2012-12-11 02:31:38 AM  
That song was inspirational.
 
2012-12-11 08:39:51 AM  

dualplains: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 533x800]

Yeah, that was bad. Other than that Springstein guy, what other Jews can sing?

Thanks, Internet!


THAT.

LIST.

WASN'T.

COMPLETE.

WHATSOEVER!

THE MORE.

YOU.

KNOW.

:D

cdn1.hark.com
 
2012-12-11 10:14:35 AM  
Just want everybody to know my "Springstein" joke was NOT an attempt to troll the thread, but I'm pleased at the cool responses.
 
2012-12-11 02:49:51 PM  

LesserEvil: Just want everybody to know my "Springstein" joke was NOT an attempt to troll the thread, but I'm pleased at the cool responses.


I hope u have time to check out the above links. :D
 
2012-12-11 03:31:29 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I made it all the way through. I've seen/heard much, much worse videos. My threshold for media-related pain is super-high.

That said, I'm mildly disappointed that it didn't involve Tone Loc or the actual music from "Funky Cold Medina."


I tip my hat to you sir! I'll listen to Frankie Yankovic and even Mary Schneider, but I couldn't make it through this.
 
2012-12-11 05:45:59 PM  

Sean M: I tip my hat to you sir! I'll listen to Frankie Yankovic and even Mary Schneider, but I couldn't make it through this.


Heh, thank ya kindly!

Like I said, I have a high threshold for media-related pain that's been cultivated over years and years of experiencing horrible media. I mean everything - books, movies, TV, music, etc.

That said, I hate about 99.9% of bubblegum pop. I'll give any kind of music a shot.

Except maybe dubstep.
 
2012-12-11 07:16:24 PM  

Ennuipoet: I made it through 8 seconds before my eyes began to bleed and stopped.


Get her a ball-gag and I'd fark her gentile.
 
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