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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Poll: Yes Virginia, Santa's probably a Democrat   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 16
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2012-12-10 04:58:45 PM
6 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich

2012-12-10 06:07:11 PM
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.


Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.
2012-12-10 05:31:04 PM
2 votes:
P.J. O'Rourke, in the exasperating introduction to one of his exasperating books:

I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle-aged mate, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men strictly accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well-being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without thought of a quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.
2012-12-10 04:47:00 PM
2 votes:
Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
2012-12-10 08:24:01 PM
1 votes:
Santa's definitely a conservative. He's an outsourcer who does all his toymaking offshore. Heck, the North Pole isn't even a COUNTRY! There's even less regulatory oversight there than Somalia!
2012-12-10 06:17:18 PM
1 votes:
He lives in the middle of no where on a self sufficient compound. He's a libertarian. He's gotta be.
2012-12-10 06:16:11 PM
1 votes:

mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.


Thus he can't be a rapeublican either. I think Santa is a Libertarian. He does no harm to those that do no harm to others. He's judges you only by your merit and gives of his own free will.
2012-12-10 06:08:07 PM
1 votes:
I doubt it. Did you ever wonder how Santa funds his operation? He sells the naughty list to the CIA and the FBI and interested world governments. He sells the nice list to advertisers. Sounds pretty much like a Republican to me.
2012-12-10 06:07:21 PM
1 votes:
I call BS. 52 percent of poll respondents believe in Santa Claus? They must not get the hint when presents fail to appear under the tree year after year...
2012-12-10 06:06:20 PM
1 votes:

The North Pole?

WHERE
BIRF CERTICFT
SANTA?
WHER
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2012-12-10 06:06:12 PM
1 votes:
i1109.photobucket.com

They tried to stop him once. It didn't work out that well.
2012-12-10 06:03:37 PM
1 votes:
Santa runs a sweatshop with underpaid workers in an area with dead cheap land and infrastructure costs, and absolutely no government regulations. Sounds like a 1 percenter to me.
2012-12-10 05:35:28 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: rumpelstiltskin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich

4) Continues to support antiquated fossil fuel industry by distributing coal to naughty children


5) Zwarte Peter
2012-12-10 05:32:42 PM
1 votes:
"• 61 percent said they would not pursue charges if Grandma got run over by Santa's reindeer. Democrats were more likely to pursue charges than Republicans."

Clearly Santa is in the 1% and grandma is a burden on Medicare and Social Security.
2012-12-10 05:20:04 PM
1 votes:
i922.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 04:55:57 PM
1 votes:
On that note....

photos.imageevent.com


My son made this out of an old Soviet propaganda poster, using MS Paint. I think it came out a little more totalitarian than he realized.
 
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