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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Poll: Yes Virginia, Santa's probably a Democrat   (wisconsingazette.com ) divider line
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2012-12-10 04:47:00 PM  
Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
 
2012-12-10 04:54:34 PM  
Yes, PPP says they ran this poll.
 
2012-12-10 04:55:57 PM  
On that note....

photos.imageevent.com


My son made this out of an old Soviet propaganda poster, using MS Paint. I think it came out a little more totalitarian than he realized.
 
2012-12-10 04:58:45 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich

 
2012-12-10 05:05:50 PM  
He knows if you've been bad or good: no veil of ignorance to save you. Can that really be said to be a social policy Democrats would go for?
 
2012-12-10 05:20:04 PM  
i922.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 05:22:20 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich


4) Continues to support antiquated fossil fuel industry by distributing coal to naughty children
 
2012-12-10 05:31:04 PM  
P.J. O'Rourke, in the exasperating introduction to one of his exasperating books:

I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle-aged mate, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men strictly accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well-being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without thought of a quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.
 
2012-12-10 05:32:42 PM  
"• 61 percent said they would not pursue charges if Grandma got run over by Santa's reindeer. Democrats were more likely to pursue charges than Republicans."

Clearly Santa is in the 1% and grandma is a burden on Medicare and Social Security.
 
2012-12-10 05:35:28 PM  

Nabb1: rumpelstiltskin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich

4) Continues to support antiquated fossil fuel industry by distributing coal to naughty children


5) Zwarte Peter
 
2012-12-10 05:58:01 PM  
He also enjoys a jolly bit of cross-species buggery with that red-nosed ass bandit rudolph. So definitely a democrat.
 
2012-12-10 06:03:00 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 06:03:37 PM  
Santa runs a sweatshop with underpaid workers in an area with dead cheap land and infrastructure costs, and absolutely no government regulations. Sounds like a 1 percenter to me.
 
2012-12-10 06:04:51 PM  
Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.
 
2012-12-10 06:05:11 PM  
I always preferred Krampus anyway.
 
2012-12-10 06:05:25 PM  
If Santa were a Republican, Santa Claus Industries Inc. would be a for-profit monopoly, and elf slave labor would drive Chinese manufacturers out of business. Kids whose parents have money would continue to get the same Christmas they get now, but poor kids would get coal and/or a beating.
 
2012-12-10 06:06:12 PM  
i1109.photobucket.com

They tried to stop him once. It didn't work out that well.
 
2012-12-10 06:06:20 PM  

The North Pole?

WHERE
BIRF CERTICFT
SANTA?
WHER
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2012-12-10 06:07:11 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.


Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.
 
2012-12-10 06:07:21 PM  
I call BS. 52 percent of poll respondents believe in Santa Claus? They must not get the hint when presents fail to appear under the tree year after year...
 
2012-12-10 06:08:07 PM  
I doubt it. Did you ever wonder how Santa funds his operation? He sells the naughty list to the CIA and the FBI and interested world governments. He sells the nice list to advertisers. Sounds pretty much like a Republican to me.
 
2012-12-10 06:10:05 PM  
G.O.P. Santa says buy your own farking presents.
 
2012-12-10 06:10:26 PM  
His system utilizes religious preference, punishing the devout followers of non-christian faiths, and he gets his black servant to do his dirty work.
 
2012-12-10 06:12:29 PM  
FTA: 36 percent agreed that the most annoying holiday song is "The Chipmunk Song." No. 2 is "Santa Baby."

False. #1 is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time."
 
2012-12-10 06:12:44 PM  
Why do 1% of the elves get 99% of the cookies???????

The workshop elves need to put back into order every year. Santarchy pub crawls in NY and DC on Saturday.

/represses elves
 
2012-12-10 06:16:11 PM  

mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.


Thus he can't be a rapeublican either. I think Santa is a Libertarian. He does no harm to those that do no harm to others. He's judges you only by your merit and gives of his own free will.
 
2012-12-10 06:17:18 PM  
He lives in the middle of no where on a self sufficient compound. He's a libertarian. He's gotta be.
 
2012-12-10 06:19:18 PM  
As an elf I need to explain how we ended up working for the fat guy. As the Enlightenment began to spread through Europe Santa offered us sanctuary at the North Pole. We accepted, not realizing that because of a quirk of elf physiognomy we shrink down to two feet tall at extreme latitudes. Sh there we were shrunken in stature with a huge fat guy throwing his weight around! In short Santa uses slave labor.
He's republican through and through.
 
2012-12-10 06:19:19 PM  
Gotta be.
A Republican Santa would just say, "Fnck you, I got mine."
 
2012-12-10 06:19:24 PM  
Santa is a damn dirty commie:

He always wears red
He has a beard just like Karl Marx
He knows if you're sleeping or awake thanks to the secret police (i.e., the elf on the shelf)
He promises to give kids what they truly want, but really only gives them ugly socks and sweaters
He lives up in Russia, or maybe one of those socialist Scandavian countries
Not particularly fond of the Jews
 
2012-12-10 06:19:34 PM  
Santa is a Republican.

Think about it. Ever seen a kid in Haiti or Somalia with Christmas presents? No. Because Santa doesn't care about black people. Know who else doesn't care about black people? Ask yourself; have you ever seen George W. Bush and Santa in the same room before? Google Image Search doesn't believe so. Laura Bush and Santa however...
 
2012-12-10 06:19:49 PM  

mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.


Nope. Ever since Fartdingo weaseled his way into office, it is something ONLY Democrates do.

had98c: FTA: 36 percent agreed that the most annoying holiday song is "The Chipmunk Song." No. 2 is "Santa Baby."

False. #1 is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time."


Nope. #1 is the Seymour Swine version of "Blue Christmas".
 
2012-12-10 06:20:04 PM  
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

Like Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes fame said, Santa's gotta be running surveillance for the CIA.
 
2012-12-10 06:20:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship


Despite giving away things fictionally, in real life he's a mascot for capitalism
 
2012-12-10 06:20:53 PM  
Santa names his animals Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Clearly a tool of the Radical Homosexual AgendaTM.
 
2012-12-10 06:21:07 PM  

Tax Boy: Santa is a damn dirty commie:

He always wears red
He has a beard just like Karl Marx
He knows if you're sleeping or awake thanks to the secret police (i.e., the elf on the shelf)
He promises to give kids what they truly want, but really only gives them ugly socks and sweaters
He lives up in Russia, or maybe one of those socialist Scandavian countries
Not particularly fond of the Jews


NORAD tracks him. Isn't that indication enough?
 
2012-12-10 06:21:48 PM  
Repubitards would have you working in a sweatshop, with slave wages, no benefits, and no retirement. And after 15 years or so of being employed, and getting a few raises, they would find a reason to boot you out the door so they could hire someone younger, at less pay. All good as long as they got fat on your efforts. So no..i wouldn't say santa was a republican.
 
2012-12-10 06:22:58 PM  
I misread the headline as Satan is a democrat. It's probably not too far off.
 
2012-12-10 06:23:35 PM  

Super Chronic: Santa names his animals Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Clearly a tool of the Radical Homosexual AgendaTM.


Those are stripper names. Clearly Santa is a pervert. Hence the naughty list.
 
2012-12-10 06:24:15 PM  
Saint Nicolas. Another damn liberal Christian.
 
2012-12-10 06:24:39 PM  
So where does this guy fall on the political scale?

www.etsy.com
 
2012-12-10 06:26:01 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: Santa names his animals Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Clearly a tool of the Radical Homosexual AgendaTM.

Those are stripper names. Clearly Santa is a pervert. Hence the naughty list.


www.xaboom.com
 
2012-12-10 06:26:46 PM  

Mad_Radhu: So where does this guy fall on the political scale?

[www.etsy.com image 565x352]


Well he's wearing a suit and tie while smoking a cigar so most likely capitalist pig.
 
2012-12-10 06:26:58 PM  

Millennium: He knows if you've been bad or good: no veil of ignorance to save you. Can that really be said to be a social policy Democrats would go for?


Or, indeed, of anything anybody real would go for, in actual reality?
And more to the point, am I actually having this coversation, or just a stroke?
 
2012-12-10 06:27:24 PM  

Mad_Radhu: So where does this guy fall on the political scale?

[www.etsy.com image 565x352]


German. Clearly a Nazi and therefore a Democrat.
 
2012-12-10 06:28:57 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Mad_Radhu: So where does this guy fall on the political scale?

[www.etsy.com image 565x352]

German. Clearly a Nazi and therefore a Democrat.


Goddammit, stop feeding the trolls that AREN'T EVEN HERE YET.
 
2012-12-10 06:32:13 PM  

mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.


Yah but your guy got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing it
 
2012-12-10 06:32:28 PM  

Elzar: He also enjoys a jolly bit of cross-species buggery with that red-nosed ass bandit rudolph. So definitely a democrat.


You're forgetting that Santa doesn't claim to have a wide stance.
 
2012-12-10 06:33:10 PM  
War on Christmas? I don't think so. War on "Santa Baby"? I'll be be leading the charge from the first landing craft to hit the beach.
 
2012-12-10 06:35:18 PM  

bighairyguy: War on "Santa Baby"? I'll be be leading the charge from the first landing craft to hit the beach.


The only way I can tolerate that is if the woman singing it is hot. Otherwise, I'm right the with you.
 
2012-12-10 06:39:10 PM  

Onkel Buck: mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.

Yah but your guy got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing it


Not true, he got it because "the international climate" suddenly improved, whatever that means.
 
2012-12-10 06:41:26 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship


3. He has his headquarters in an off-shore tax haven.
 
2012-12-10 06:42:17 PM  

Onkel Buck: mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.

Yah but your guy got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing it


Actually, he got a Nobel Peace Prize before he even got going on it. But, personally, blowing up shiatheads who think carbombing civilians is a lawful form of war DESERVES a Nobel Peace Prize. Peace doesn't always come through negotiation; sometimes it requires killing the shiat out of people who don't want peace. Sometimes war IS the answer.
 
2012-12-10 06:42:57 PM  
Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude
And has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the
Projects with his old lady, and they had a pretty good thing together
Because his old lady was really fine, and she could cook and all that
Stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man!
Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat ONE of 'em, man...
 
2012-12-10 06:43:46 PM  

bighairyguy: War on Christmas? I don't think so. War on "Santa Baby"? I'll be be leading the charge from the first landing craft to hit the beach.


i236.photobucket.com

Reporting for duty.
 
2012-12-10 06:45:16 PM  
Eartha Kitt was a pacifist with a heart of gold.
 
2012-12-10 06:46:52 PM  

bighairyguy: Onkel Buck: mbillips: Smeggy Smurf: Santa doesn't want to murder babies, blow people up with drones or tax the shiat out of you. He can't be a liberal.

Blowing people up with drones is a bipartisan American tradition, like fireworks on July 4th.

Yah but your guy got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing it

Not true, he got it because "the international climate" suddenly improved, whatever that means.


It means that the entire world thought George W Bush was a complete and utter douchebag. We could have elected Charlie Manson and the world would have thanked him, too.
 
2012-12-10 06:47:39 PM  

signaljammer: Eartha Kitt was a pacifist with a heart of gold.


She wants a man with a big, big yacht.
 
2012-12-10 06:54:03 PM  
Mythological Santa is a filthy commie, giving gifts to the good children of the collective and scolding the bad kids with a lump of coal. Santa still loves those bad kids, but knows that people must work together.

"Real" Santa (whose actions are "seen") is a libertarian. He embraces the commercial aspect of the holidays and convinces children that material goods are worth more than people. The rich kids get the best and the poor kids get nothing.
 
2012-12-10 06:58:21 PM  
 
2012-12-10 06:58:24 PM  
Santa Claus is a Republican, the Fat Gay Bastard:

1) he only delivers to the rich and middle class houses--the poor get nada;
2) you're shiat out of luck if you aren't white Christians (Roman Catholic or Protestant) or at the very limit, Reform or Conservative Jews;
3) if you want your photograph taken with him, you have to fork over the money.

By the way, the only people who get coal in their stockings are people who PO the coal lobby. In that case you're likely to get a stocking full of coal and clinkers upside the back of your head.
 
2012-12-10 07:04:18 PM  
Santa may well be. But Jebus sure is. So we better get ready to say Happy Democrat 's Day.
 
2012-12-10 07:08:16 PM  

vossiewulf: [i922.photobucket.com image 450x648]


Hey, they built that!
 
2012-12-10 07:08:29 PM  
Santa is a libertarian.
1) He distributes gifts using his naughty/nice list, created with his own obfuscated criteria to determine where on the list one lies.
2) He doesn't use gov't roads to deliver his gifts.
3) He's not contributing to Social Security.
4) He's built his own private compound in the wilderness (from which, he's the only one allowed to leave)
 
2012-12-10 07:13:52 PM  
Democrat? He's not even an American and wasn't the North Pole occupied NAZI territory during WWII So I'm guessing Santa collaborated with Germany he is after all a Saint in the Catholic church.

rense.com

here's proof
 
2012-12-10 07:20:33 PM  
Well, seeing how Democrats generally run on the idea that they are Santa by promising voters all kinds of "free stuff" as long as they vote for them, I'd say he possibly could be a Dem. Is Santa's first name Barry by any chance?
 
2012-12-10 07:21:17 PM  
Of course Santa is a Democrat --

(1) His entire worldview necessarily depends on magical thinking; and
(2) There is no 2.
 
2012-12-10 07:21:38 PM  
What? He takes for credit for giving "free" gifts to thankless little brats while forcing hard working men and women to actually buy the presents or be thought of as scrooges? I guess he is a Democrat.
 
2012-12-10 07:24:14 PM  

borg: Democrat? He's not even an American and wasn't the North Pole occupied NAZI territory during WWII So I'm guessing Santa collaborated with Germany he is after all a Saint in the Catholic church.

[rense.com image 550x382]

here's proof


farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-10 07:31:36 PM  
No Duh.
 
2012-12-10 07:42:01 PM  

vossiewulf: [i922.photobucket.com image 450x648]


I almost lost my shiat with that one.

I love that, and I love you for showing that to me.
 
2012-12-10 07:50:38 PM  
Knew it was PPP before I even looked.
 
2012-12-10 07:52:25 PM  
FTFA: • 52 percent said Santa is the most plausible of all holiday figures. Leprechauns were No. 2, and then Cupid.

So Jesus isn't as plausible?
 
2012-12-10 07:56:44 PM  
War on "Santa Baby"? I'll be be leading the charge from the first landing craft to hit the beach.

I'll second that if it's the Madonna version.
 
2012-12-10 08:02:12 PM  
Stealing from the hard working elves who produced all those toys and giving them all away to lazy layabout parasites who exist on their parents' charity? Yep, democrat.
 
2012-12-10 08:15:28 PM  

HoneyDog: War on "Santa Baby"? I'll be be leading the charge from the first landing craft to hit the beach.

I'll second that if it's the Madonna version.


cdn.uproxx.com

No the Alison Brie version is definitive
 
2012-12-10 08:19:05 PM  

Osomatic: P.J. O'Rourke, in the exasperating introduction to one of his exasperating books:

I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle-aged mate, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men strictly accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well-being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without thought of a quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.


I've always wanted to FTFY P.J. O'Rourke. Thanks for the opportunity.
 
2012-12-10 08:19:31 PM  
Goddammit PPP. Seriously? This is what you spend money on?
 
2012-12-10 08:24:01 PM  
Santa's definitely a conservative. He's an outsourcer who does all his toymaking offshore. Heck, the North Pole isn't even a COUNTRY! There's even less regulatory oversight there than Somalia!
 
2012-12-10 08:29:15 PM  
To meta-fer.
 
2012-12-10 08:31:04 PM  

doyner: "• 61 percent said they would not pursue charges if Grandma got run over by Santa's reindeer. Democrats were more likely to pursue charges than Republicans."

Clearly Santa is in the 1% and grandma is a burden on Medicare and Social Security.


Well yeah, look what he has, man! Sure, he gives a lot away, but that's not what's really important; look what he has!
 
2012-12-10 08:32:46 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: Santa names his animals Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Clearly a tool of the Radical Homosexual AgendaTM.

Those are stripper names. Clearly Santa is a pervert. Hence the naughty list.

[www.xaboom.com image 500x358]


We all know what "giving a lump of coal" is slang for up in the North Pole.

/also the North Pole. That should have given it away from the start
 
2012-12-10 08:32:47 PM  
"52 percent of voters said they believe in Santa Claus"

Just about the same percentage that Obama got in the popular vote. Suddenly it all makes sense...
 
2012-12-10 08:34:58 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: Nabb1: rumpelstiltskin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich

4) Continues to support antiquated fossil fuel industry by distributing coal to naughty children

5) Zwarte Peter


6) Doesn't redistribute other kids toys.
 
2012-12-10 08:51:07 PM  

JNowe: Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship
3) gives the best gifts to kids who are already rich
4) Continues to support antiquated fossil fuel industry by distributing coal to naughty children
5) Zwarte Peter
6) Doesn't redistribute other kids toys.


7) Fat old white guy with all the power living in the wilderness
8) You have to earn your toys
9) He has a moral code and he's watching
 
2012-12-10 09:40:43 PM  
Poll: Yes Virginia, Santa' Kris Kringle's probably a Democrat.

lest we offend
 
2012-12-10 09:57:22 PM  
Well, I don't suppose he pays taxes...
 
2012-12-10 10:15:16 PM  
Further, dude's been married for over a century and has no kids, so he uses that liberal "birth control" stuff. And he holds an exclusive contract with a single third-party organization (the elves), or as we'd call it in the US, a Union contract. So, obviously a Democrat.

//PATRIOT passed with essentially no dissent, so the creepy illegal surveillance of everyone is pretty much nonpartisan.
 
2012-12-10 10:49:03 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Further, dude's been married for over a century and has no kids, so he uses that liberal "birth control" stuff. And he holds an exclusive contract with a single third-party organization (the elves), or as we'd call it in the US, a Union contract. So, obviously a Democrat.

//PATRIOT passed with essentially no dissent, so the creepy illegal surveillance of everyone is pretty much nonpartisan.


Bullshiat. Mrs. Claus is a kinky broad. She takes it up the ass. Why do you think Santa says ho ho ho all the time? He's remembering the last time he tapped that sweet piece of ass
 
2012-12-11 03:28:17 AM  
Of course Santa's not a Democrat.

He actually believes in holding people responsible for their persona behavior and has one of the most unforgivable traits to a liberal... A concept of good and bad. Further he only gives things away to people who deserve them, another trait that would have liberals decrying him if he were real. The elves are probably not unionized either.
 
2012-12-11 08:06:03 AM  
Gifts under the tree?
Santa tells your parents "You didn't buy that"
 
2012-12-11 09:46:24 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Points for:
1)He runs a commune
2)gives things away for free.

3) He is the supreme leader of said commune

Points against
1) demands results to get handouts (naughty/nice list)
2) no union/dictatorship

3) He doesn't spend other peoples money.
4) He set up his own plant.

Maybe Santa isn't even American and therefore isn't a Democrat or Republican? 

/Most of the stuff he delivers seems to be from China so maybe he IS a Democrat after all.
 
2012-12-11 10:29:30 AM  
He lives in a fantasy world and he runs a socialist society where he takes the goods from the work force and gives them to the non-working so people will like him and keep him in power. Yep sounds about right.
 
2012-12-11 02:49:12 PM  
If Santa were a Democrat he would require that the Government deliver the toys and that white boys get none.
 
2012-12-12 06:38:41 PM  
There is SO much shat at the end of the thread it's become constipated. Let me flush it.
 
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