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(The Smoking Gun)   Blue lips, Satanic nips, and what IS that on your face, son? It must be this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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19046 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2012 at 5:07 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-10 05:57:40 PM  
107 votes:
img28.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 06:42:07 PM  
38 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-10 05:57:20 PM  
23 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-12-10 03:18:20 PM  
21 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

"These are mah summer teef.. Summer there, summer not"
2012-12-10 06:47:34 PM  
16 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-10 03:41:11 PM  
13 votes:
img703.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 05:15:51 PM  
10 votes:
"No, I didn't blow Papa Smurf. Why do you ask?"


i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-10 03:58:22 PM  
10 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

My hair is a necklace. Your argument is invalid.
2012-12-10 03:15:44 PM  
9 votes:
Arrested for battery
i.cdn.turner.com
Apparently, it's an Energizer
2012-12-10 05:45:59 PM  
8 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
2012-12-10 08:57:30 PM  
7 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com
www.trilobite.org
2012-12-10 04:42:46 PM  
7 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Gesundheit!
2012-12-10 07:29:12 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-10 05:14:35 PM  
6 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

"Well... he said he was German, then he gave me lots of beer, then I woke up smelling like this."
2012-12-10 07:14:44 PM  
5 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

blastr.com
2012-12-10 06:43:58 PM  
5 votes:
img600.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 06:30:33 PM  
5 votes:
img819.imageshack.us

"Here, have a can opener!"
2012-12-10 06:05:00 PM  
5 votes:

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


He was arrested for DUI. Look pretty shiatfaced to me.
2012-12-10 05:11:49 PM  
5 votes:
Who the hell dropped ass!?

i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-10 10:50:23 PM  
4 votes:
i215.photobucket.com
data.whicdn.com
2012-12-10 09:53:12 PM  
4 votes:
img267.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 05:31:40 PM  
4 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

kevdieenglesman.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-10 05:10:43 PM  
4 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.
2012-12-10 03:48:01 PM  
4 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Guess where he(?) hides his(?) pot.....
2012-12-11 02:50:19 AM  
3 votes:
Is this your card?
i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-10 10:33:16 PM  
3 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

img2.timeinc.net

oh tay!
2012-12-10 08:29:10 PM  
3 votes:
Ah..it takes me back to the good old days of working in an ER.


i50.tinypic.com
2012-12-10 07:06:58 PM  
3 votes:

Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty

Thank you. I was so fixed on one mistake I missed the other.

it's cool, actually the use of hansen at the wrong time would basically be the same as holding in the end zone by the offense resulting in a safety, loss of possession, and forced to punt from the 20 yard line. Or perhaps it would be akin to a personal foul, unnecessary cock punching by number 18 of the defense, half the distance to the goal, automatic 1st down. Further as a result of the play number 18 is ejected from the game, forever shamed, and fined $25,000.

Why yes I am bored, why do you ask?


My favorite football penalty is "Encroachment in the Neutral Zone", which is as I recall a 5 yard penalty, a first down,
and a state of war between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.
2012-12-10 07:01:01 PM  
3 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Sally Jesse Raphael called and wants her glasses back.
2012-12-10 06:15:00 PM  
3 votes:
img820.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 05:14:09 PM  
3 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

I don't even wanna know...
2012-12-11 03:51:49 AM  
2 votes:
HOOOWDEEY HOOOOOOOO!!
farm6.staticflickr.com
i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-11 02:07:40 AM  
2 votes:
It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.

i.cdn.turner.com

then it's fun and games with one eye.
2012-12-10 11:01:43 PM  
2 votes:
i780.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 07:33:08 PM  
2 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: Ball Zitch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes

I'm not so sure. I mean yeah, the crazy is there, but that's not all...... Anger. The anger is strong with this one.

One often sees anger in mugshots of people arrested for battery.

I'd hit it, after settling my affairs.

Apparently, it'll hit back, too


It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
2012-12-10 07:07:42 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
Approves
2012-12-10 06:41:50 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Isn't it something how the blue lipstick sets off the Hepatitis?
2012-12-10 06:31:34 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

He has weary eyes. Like he's seen too much...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.... "
2012-12-10 06:29:09 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-10 06:21:07 PM  
2 votes:
img14.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 06:21:01 PM  
2 votes:
img534.imageshack.us

Antoine?
2012-12-10 05:57:16 PM  
2 votes:
satanic nips?

i.imgur.com
2012-12-10 05:22:56 PM  
2 votes:

derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

[i46.tinypic.com image 201x251]


Flag down! The ages of 18 years and 20 years plus 364 days still count as a "minor" when it comes to alcohol, so we're going to have to give you a ten years penalty for illegal use of Hansen.
2012-12-10 11:47:47 PM  
1 vote:

otiosa: Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

[aecimage.com image 367x436]


Um, She's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw her pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
2012-12-10 10:09:00 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: "No, I didn't blow Papa Smurf. Why do you ask?"


[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x441]


biatch bit me afterwards so I smurfed her in the eye. Smurfing broad
2012-12-10 10:02:50 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x529]

"These are mah summer teef.. Summer there, summer not"


thanks for the new sig - choked rather than spit my coffee tho-
2012-12-10 09:31:07 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....


Very original. You don't want them bathed first?
2012-12-10 09:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
i196.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 06:34:48 PM  
1 vote:

otto the bull: [img28.imageshack.us image 546x527]


You win...

well done...
2012-12-10 06:28:38 PM  
1 vote:
Wild Thing?
i.cdn.turner.commovieactors.com
2012-12-10 06:03:23 PM  
1 vote:

otto the bull: [img28.imageshack.us image 546x527]


Frikkin perfect

/well done
2012-12-10 05:58:41 PM  
1 vote:
img5.imageshack.us 

Candice Marie and Keith are NOT going to be happy with Ray's activities tonight!
2012-12-10 05:48:03 PM  
1 vote:

LevonLongoria: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.


Sticking your dick in crazy is fun. Marrying it is the problem.


/trust me I know
2012-12-10 05:20:34 PM  
1 vote:
i.cdn.turner.com

img.buzznet.com 

/different eye color, but close
//Biily Joe has more makeup
2012-12-10 05:16:33 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....


#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

i46.tinypic.com
 
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