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(The Smoking Gun)   Blue lips, Satanic nips, and what IS that on your face, son? It must be this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 35
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2012-12-10 05:57:40 PM  
14 votes:
img28.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 06:42:07 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-10 05:45:59 PM  
3 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
2012-12-10 11:35:53 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

i would do things to her. bad things. of all the girls in all of the mugshot roundups, she's the one who needs to be in my basement.

seriously bad things.
2012-12-10 11:18:59 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

i.cdn.turner.com

aecimage.com
2012-12-10 08:57:30 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com
www.trilobite.org
2012-12-10 07:33:08 PM  
2 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: Ball Zitch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes

I'm not so sure. I mean yeah, the crazy is there, but that's not all...... Anger. The anger is strong with this one.

One often sees anger in mugshots of people arrested for battery.

I'd hit it, after settling my affairs.

Apparently, it'll hit back, too


It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
2012-12-10 07:14:44 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

blastr.com
2012-12-10 07:06:24 PM  
2 votes:

Mark Ratner: gweilo8888: "Here, have a can opener!"

I think that's a marijuana glass pipe?

/just say no to hideous tattoos


Yes, it's a bowl, but it definitely looks more like a can opener.
2012-12-10 06:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
img600.imageshack.us
2012-12-10 06:40:10 PM  
2 votes:

gweilo8888: "Here, have a can opener!"


I think that's a marijuana glass pipe?

/just say no to hideous tattoos
2012-12-10 05:48:03 PM  
2 votes:

LevonLongoria: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.


Sticking your dick in crazy is fun. Marrying it is the problem.


/trust me I know
2012-12-10 05:22:56 PM  
2 votes:

derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

[i46.tinypic.com image 201x251]


Flag down! The ages of 18 years and 20 years plus 364 days still count as a "minor" when it comes to alcohol, so we're going to have to give you a ten years penalty for illegal use of Hansen.
2012-12-10 05:10:43 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.
2012-12-11 02:07:40 AM  
1 votes:
It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.

i.cdn.turner.com

then it's fun and games with one eye.
2012-12-10 11:01:43 PM  
1 votes:
i780.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 10:50:23 PM  
1 votes:
i215.photobucket.com
data.whicdn.com
2012-12-10 10:33:16 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

img2.timeinc.net

oh tay!
2012-12-10 10:24:23 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: otto the bull: [img28.imageshack.us image 546x527]

Frikkin perfect

/well done


I agree. That might be the most perfect mugshot roundup 'shop evar!
2012-12-10 08:48:21 PM  
1 votes:
i215.photobucket.com

i215.photobucket.com

Obviously, he needs the red glasses, but...
2012-12-10 07:14:51 PM  
1 votes:

Ball Zitch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes

I'm not so sure. I mean yeah, the crazy is there, but that's not all...... Anger. The anger is strong with this one.


The clenched jaw and stare set me off before I noticed the crazy eyes. . .she's the one that holds a life grudge over a perceived slight

Run, run, faster, faster!
2012-12-10 07:06:58 PM  
1 votes:

Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty

Thank you. I was so fixed on one mistake I missed the other.

it's cool, actually the use of hansen at the wrong time would basically be the same as holding in the end zone by the offense resulting in a safety, loss of possession, and forced to punt from the 20 yard line. Or perhaps it would be akin to a personal foul, unnecessary cock punching by number 18 of the defense, half the distance to the goal, automatic 1st down. Further as a result of the play number 18 is ejected from the game, forever shamed, and fined $25,000.

Why yes I am bored, why do you ask?


My favorite football penalty is "Encroachment in the Neutral Zone", which is as I recall a 5 yard penalty, a first down,
and a state of war between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.
2012-12-10 06:39:49 PM  
1 votes:

Ikahoshi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x527]

He has weary eyes. Like he's seen too much...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.... "


The 2000 yard stare.
2012-12-10 06:31:34 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

He has weary eyes. Like he's seen too much...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.... "
2012-12-10 06:29:09 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-10 05:46:09 PM  
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.


No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.
2012-12-10 05:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty

2012-12-10 05:19:31 PM  
1 votes:

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


Looks like he killed his first deer.
2012-12-10 05:15:51 PM  
1 votes:
"No, I didn't blow Papa Smurf. Why do you ask?"


i.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-10 05:14:09 PM  
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

I don't even wanna know...
2012-12-10 05:12:37 PM  
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.


Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes
2012-12-10 05:08:32 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Is that...a q-tip or something? Like, jammed into his eye? You'd think maybe they'd have that removed before taking his farking booking photo.


Maybe it's the only thing holding his eyeball in
2012-12-10 03:58:22 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

My hair is a necklace. Your argument is invalid.
2012-12-10 03:48:01 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Guess where he(?) hides his(?) pot.....
2012-12-10 03:09:35 PM  
1 votes:
#6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....
 
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