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(The Smoking Gun)   Blue lips, Satanic nips, and what IS that on your face, son? It must be this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 120
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2012-12-10 03:09:35 PM
#6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....
 
2012-12-10 03:15:44 PM
Arrested for battery
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Apparently, it's an Energizer
 
2012-12-10 03:18:20 PM
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"These are mah summer teef.. Summer there, summer not"
 
2012-12-10 03:26:12 PM

OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....


Minor & Batterer...

Well, have fun.
 
2012-12-10 03:41:11 PM
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2012-12-10 03:46:30 PM
No voting?
 
2012-12-10 03:48:01 PM
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Guess where he(?) hides his(?) pot.....
 
2012-12-10 03:48:47 PM

markie_farkie: No voting?


has to go full on green, but yeah I'd have hit the "funny" button a couple of times already.
 
2012-12-10 03:58:22 PM
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My hair is a necklace. Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-12-10 04:42:46 PM
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Gesundheit!
 
2012-12-10 04:44:06 PM
It's not a proper Mugshot Roundup without a hidden tranny.
 
2012-12-10 04:52:39 PM

Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 420x329]

Gesundheit!


Is that...a q-tip or something? Like, jammed into his eye? You'd think maybe they'd have that removed before taking his farking booking photo.
 
2012-12-10 05:08:32 PM

dahmers love zombie: Is that...a q-tip or something? Like, jammed into his eye? You'd think maybe they'd have that removed before taking his farking booking photo.


Maybe it's the only thing holding his eyeball in
 
2012-12-10 05:10:43 PM
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You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.
 
2012-12-10 05:11:49 PM
Who the hell dropped ass!?

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2012-12-10 05:12:37 PM

Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.


Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes
 
2012-12-10 05:14:09 PM
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I don't even wanna know...
 
2012-12-10 05:14:35 PM
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"Well... he said he was German, then he gave me lots of beer, then I woke up smelling like this."
 
2012-12-10 05:15:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes


... dead, lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes....
 
2012-12-10 05:15:51 PM
"No, I didn't blow Papa Smurf. Why do you ask?"


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2012-12-10 05:16:33 PM

OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....


#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

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2012-12-10 05:18:44 PM

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


I really hope that is chocolate all over his face.
 
2012-12-10 05:19:31 PM

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


Looks like he killed his first deer.
 
2012-12-10 05:20:34 PM
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/different eye color, but close
//Biily Joe has more makeup
 
2012-12-10 05:22:56 PM

derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

[i46.tinypic.com image 201x251]


Flag down! The ages of 18 years and 20 years plus 364 days still count as a "minor" when it comes to alcohol, so we're going to have to give you a ten years penalty for illegal use of Hansen.
 
2012-12-10 05:23:53 PM

Mad_Radhu: ten years yards penalty

 
2012-12-10 05:25:45 PM

Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty

 
2012-12-10 05:27:31 PM

Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty


Thank you. I was so fixed on one mistake I missed the other.
 
2012-12-10 05:27:43 PM

derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

[i46.tinypic.com image 201x251]


In this instance, minor could mean under 21, but leaves room over 18, ya?
 
2012-12-10 05:28:31 PM
Or what Mad_Radhu said...
 
2012-12-10 05:31:11 PM
That one dude looks like he has shiat on his face! Someone gave him a good old "Dirty Sanchez!"
 
2012-12-10 05:31:40 PM
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kevdieenglesman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-10 05:35:59 PM

Mad_Radhu: Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty

Thank you. I was so fixed on one mistake I missed the other.


it's cool, actually the use of hansen at the wrong time would basically be the same as holding in the end zone by the offense resulting in a safety, loss of possession, and forced to punt from the 20 yard line. Or perhaps it would be akin to a personal foul, unnecessary cock punching by number 18 of the defense, half the distance to the goal, automatic 1st down. Further as a result of the play number 18 is ejected from the game, forever shamed, and fined $25,000.

Why yes I am bored, why do you ask?
 
2012-12-10 05:36:19 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

[i46.tinypic.com image 201x251]

In this instance, minor could mean under 21, but leaves room over 18, ya?


16 and 17 are legal in some states too.
 
2012-12-10 05:40:09 PM

jst3p: Leo Bloom's Freakout: derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

[i46.tinypic.com image 201x251]

In this instance, minor could mean under 21, but leaves room over 18, ya?

16 and 17 are legal in some states too.


True but the older they get the more they know. I'd rather bang a MILF slut than a teenager that doesn't know a damned thing about sucking dick.
 
2012-12-10 05:45:59 PM
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"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
 
2012-12-10 05:46:09 PM

Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.


No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.
 
2012-12-10 05:48:03 PM

LevonLongoria: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.


Sticking your dick in crazy is fun. Marrying it is the problem.


/trust me I know
 
2012-12-10 05:56:33 PM

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Guess where he(?) hides his(?) pot.....


Urkel's having a rough...uh..."transitioning".
 
2012-12-10 05:57:16 PM
satanic nips?

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2012-12-10 05:57:17 PM

Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 420x329]

Gesundheit!


It sucks to be mistaken for a corkboard. Ow.
 
2012-12-10 05:57:20 PM
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2012-12-10 05:57:40 PM
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2012-12-10 05:58:41 PM
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Candice Marie and Keith are NOT going to be happy with Ray's activities tonight!
 
2012-12-10 06:03:23 PM

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Frikkin perfect

/well done
 
2012-12-10 06:05:00 PM

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


He was arrested for DUI. Look pretty shiatfaced to me.
 
2012-12-10 06:15:00 PM
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2012-12-10 06:21:01 PM
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Antoine?
 
2012-12-10 06:21:07 PM
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2012-12-10 06:28:38 PM
Wild Thing?
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