megarian: I'm the most socially awkward chick ever. I want female friends and a gym membership. Did I miss a meeting?
otalicus: I stopped getting bullied right after columbine. Apparently I looked like a person who would snap./wouldn't hurt a fly.
ko_kyi: ShawnDoc: 6. Friends, what are those? They're what holds you back by taking time away from work while you pretend to give two shiats about their life or look at photos of their kids. Your friendless lifestyle makes it that much easier to impress your boss with your commitment to the job by putting in those extra hours while all your coworkers are wasting their time hosing BBQ's for friends or going out to watch Timmy's soccer game.Some nerds end up making enough money to have other people hose their BBQ for them.
real_headhoncho: Missing is: "How to beat the shiat out of your tormenter" and "Looking so crazy no one will fark with you"
TV's Vinnie: You have to treat being in school like your first day in prison. If you don't f*ck someone up hard the moment they try to test you, you're gonna be a b*tch to everyone else there for the rest of your days.
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