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2012-12-10 05:36:22 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Dhusk: Who keeps bringing up sexual subject matter and pedophilia?

You just did.


Ah, yes, the old 'I'm rubber and you're glue" defense.
 
2012-12-10 05:38:01 PM

rustypouch: It amuses me how instantly defensive bronies become when people question their like of the show.

I think much of the distaste for bronies doesn't just come from the subject matter. They like a show aimed at little girls. Slightly odd, but so what? What really weirds people out is how obsessed the bronies are, how they are proud about it and try to convert us, and the sexualization of cartoon horses.


Funny thing: like in the general population, there is a huge variety of likes, dislikes, personalities, etc in any fandom. The same with the MLP fandom, there are those who are this, those who are that, those who are the other thing, those who are here, those who are there, etc etc.

So, maybe what gets them defensive is idiots who assume that all of them only like it because they're trying to rape children?

Because People in power are Stupid: Dhusk: Who keeps bringing up sexual subject matter and pedophilia?

You just did.


You're very Boobies:

Because People in power are Stupid: Real headline: Pedophile website to lure children shut down.


Hmmmm.
 
2012-12-10 05:38:52 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-12-10 05:39:58 PM
They're not pedophiles. I absolutely hate bronies, but they're not pedophiles for the most part.

Histrionic and narcissistic, certainly. But not pedos.
 
2012-12-10 05:41:49 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: rustypouch: It amuses me how instantly defensive bronies become when people question their like of the show.

I think much of the distaste for bronies doesn't just come from the subject matter. They like a show aimed at little girls. Slightly odd, but so what? What really weirds people out is how obsessed the bronies are, how they are proud about it and try to convert us, and the sexualization of cartoon horses.

Funny thing: like in the general population, there is a huge variety of likes, dislikes, personalities, etc in any fandom. The same with the MLP fandom, there are those who are this, those who are that, those who are the other thing, those who are here, those who are there, etc etc.

So, maybe what gets them defensive is idiots who assume that all of them only like it because they're trying to rape children?

Because People in power are Stupid: Dhusk: Who keeps bringing up sexual subject matter and pedophilia?

You just did.

You're very Boobies:

Because People in power are Stupid: Real headline: Pedophile website to lure children shut down.

Hmmmm.


Boobies? Who the fark are you trying to kid, Chester? You'd run howling at the first site of pubescent traits.
 
2012-12-10 05:41:52 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: So now we're doing the "If you're not one of us, THEN YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!" schtick? Anyone who doesn't talk and act with frothing rage against Bronies is "their kind"? In your mind there are only "us" and "them", not a range of people?

You sound like a Republican.



And you sound like you want your deviance to be accepted -for you to be able to post pony pics in peace. To free to live in a world where friendship is magic and all problems are solved within a 1/2 hour timespan (minus commercial breaks). Moreover, you want what all bronies want -to freely tell the world that you love little children not in a sick pervy way -but in a way where each child gets a magic pony ride to a world where each cartoon pony has a non phallic horn sticking out of their forehead. A place where magic is real and sharing happens.

Am I right?

Well, I'm here to tell you that it's not going to happen, sicko. Not on my watch.
 
2012-12-10 05:44:30 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: You're very Boobies:


Now you are calling me names? Boobies!!!! That's an ad-hominem attack!!! You just lost your case, bucko!
 
2012-12-10 05:45:41 PM

Bender The Offender: Keizer_Ghidorah: rustypouch: It amuses me how instantly defensive bronies become when people question their like of the show.

I think much of the distaste for bronies doesn't just come from the subject matter. They like a show aimed at little girls. Slightly odd, but so what? What really weirds people out is how obsessed the bronies are, how they are proud about it and try to convert us, and the sexualization of cartoon horses.

Funny thing: like in the general population, there is a huge variety of likes, dislikes, personalities, etc in any fandom. The same with the MLP fandom, there are those who are this, those who are that, those who are the other thing, those who are here, those who are there, etc etc.

So, maybe what gets them defensive is idiots who assume that all of them only like it because they're trying to rape children?

Because People in power are Stupid: Dhusk: Who keeps bringing up sexual subject matter and pedophilia?

You just did.

You're very Boobies:

Because People in power are Stupid: Real headline: Pedophile website to lure children shut down.

Hmmmm.

Boobies? Who the fark are you trying to kid, Chester? You'd run howling at the first site of pubescent traits.


Because People in power are Stupid: Keizer_Ghidorah: So now we're doing the "If you're not one of us, THEN YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!" schtick? Anyone who doesn't talk and act with frothing rage against Bronies is "their kind"? In your mind there are only "us" and "them", not a range of people?

You sound like a Republican.


And you sound like you want your deviance to be accepted -for you to be able to post pony pics in peace. To free to live in a world where friendship is magic and all problems are solved within a 1/2 hour timespan (minus commercial breaks). Moreover, you want what all bronies want -to freely tell the world that you love little children not in a sick pervy way -but in a way where each child gets a magic pony ride to a world where each cartoon pony has a non phallic horn sticking out of their forehead. A place where magic is real and sharing happens.

Am I right?

Well, I'm here to tell you that it's not going to happen, sicko. Not on my watch.


Well, you both just blew your trolling covers. Good effort, I'll admit, but you had to overreach and expose yourselves.

Better luck next time, sports.
 
2012-12-10 05:48:20 PM
I bet it was Krastos the Gluemaker's fault.
 
2012-12-10 05:50:22 PM
Also, human!Ponies are best Ponies.

oi46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-10 05:53:25 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Well, you both just blew your trolling covers. Good effort, I'll admit, but you had to overreach and expose yourselves.

Better luck next time, sports.


Yeah, that's why the smart trolls go with "thread shiatting," posting once and running for the hills. It's hard to stay in character over multiple posts. Anyway, here's the scorecard for this thread:

Because People in power are Stupid: 3/10
OnlyM3: potato/10
Insatiable Jesus: 5/10
StrangeQ: 6/10
Bender The Offender: 2/10
 
2012-12-10 05:55:51 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Better luck next time, sports.


I've already reported your login name to the FBI for investigation. You've denied your criminality but once they start their investigation who knows what they'll stir up. If I were you I'd remove all PonyPics off of your computer.
So good luck with that.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-10 05:57:42 PM

Bender The Offender: society hasn't enabled you with rainbow brite or strawberry shortcake masturbatory aids, yet.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-10 06:00:27 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Also, human!Ponies are best Ponies.


Even I post captioned pics from the show, but when people begin to post pictures by that artist, that's when bronies begin to lose me.
 
2012-12-10 06:01:15 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: So good luck with that.


3/10 2/10. I will say, though, that if this is supposed to be an over-the-top parody troll, you're doing a good job of it. You haven't made me lol, but you did get a smile or two.
 
2012-12-10 06:15:28 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Because People in power are Stupid: So good luck with that.

3/10 2/10. I will say, though, that if this is supposed to be an over-the-top parody troll, you're doing a good job of it. You haven't made me lol, but you did get a smile or two.


I don't even know what a troll is. Is that some mythical creature in Ponyland?
 
2012-12-10 06:16:31 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Keizer_Ghidorah: Also, human!Ponies are best Ponies.

Even I post captioned pics from the show, but when people begin to post pictures by that artist, that's when bronies begin to lose me.


There's crossover, there's always crossover. There's a venn diagram of every subject out there slightly overlapping with "furries."
 
2012-12-10 06:20:37 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Keizer_Ghidorah: They never explain, they just keep screaming "PEDOS!"

I've infiltrated a group of bronies pretending to be one of them before I had to report the whole Reddit group to the FBI. You guys are just creepy.


Does your mom know you're using the computer?
 
2012-12-10 06:28:02 PM
let's see what's going on over at fark ....

TROLLING THE BRONIES!!!1

LOL AWESOME

Everyone hates bronies.
 
2012-12-10 06:29:55 PM

brigid_fitch: Because People in power are Stupid: Keizer_Ghidorah: They never explain, they just keep screaming "PEDOS!"

I've infiltrated a group of bronies pretending to be one of them before I had to report the whole Reddit group to the FBI. You guys are just creepy.

Does your mom know you're using the computer?


Sssh, he's busy. Infiltrating. Super sneakily.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 06:37:40 PM

brigid_fitch: Because People in power are Stupid: Keizer_Ghidorah: They never explain, they just keep screaming "PEDOS!"

I've infiltrated a group of bronies pretending to be one of them before I had to report the whole Reddit group to the FBI. You guys are just creepy.

Does your mom know you're using the computer?


Everyone has used your mom.

Here's some more proof that Bronies are sick

Caution Not Safe For Work. Contains Brony Wank Material 
 
2012-12-10 06:41:47 PM
For some reason Fark Filters are preventing linking to that not safe for work Brony Porn link
Use your imaginations
www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy
 
2012-12-10 06:42:49 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: For some reason Fark Filters are preventing linking to that not safe for work Brony Porn link
Use your imaginations
www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy


You're going out of your way to research someone's sexual escapades... because THEY'RE weird. Right.

/I know you're just fkn around and trolling and having fun, I know. Still.
 
2012-12-10 06:47:29 PM

Rhames: To post ponies, or not post ponies. That is the question.


We need pictures! Pictures of Ponies.
 
2012-12-10 06:48:34 PM

LasersHurt: fkn around


It's not like I have finals to study for or anything. I've got to save the world from Bronies.
 
2012-12-10 06:52:02 PM

rustypouch: It amuses me how instantly defensive bronies become when people question their like of the show.


Obvious trolls (are obvious) aside, it still surprises me just how aggressively some criticize bronies for liking their show. Why does this threaten you guys so much?

/ Not a bronie, proper, but am greatly amused by bronie memes.
 
2012-12-10 07:01:41 PM
Oh well. I'm sure that greasy, unwashed 35 year old men will simply find another place on the internet to furiously masturbate to cartoon horses.
 
2012-12-10 07:02:18 PM

MooseUpNorth: Why does this threaten you guys so much?


Imagine people on an online forum where every response to every thread was a Gilligan's Island picture with some "in joke" relating to the show. Examples:

Riots in Egypt? Gilligan running from headhunters.
Japanese Tsunami? Picture of surfer on Gilligan's Island that rode one.
Global Warming Deniers? Image of Professor denying voodoo and stuck in trance.

Now if this were the case -you would hate these people. In fact add an ultra sensitive victim complex and they are begging to be hated. Bronies are just like that but weirder -like "Furry" weird.

And thank god no such Gilligan's Island meme exists... That show was stupid enough.
 
2012-12-10 07:04:54 PM

rustypouch: It amuses me how instantly defensive bronies become when people question their like of the show.

I think much of the distaste for bronies doesn't just come from the subject matter. They like a show aimed at little girls. Slightly odd, but so what? What really weirds people out is how obsessed the bronies are, how they are proud about it and try to convert us, and the sexualization of cartoon horses.


This. The concept of a Bronie existing is far less scary than the actual implementation of real bronies. They are scary.
 
2012-12-10 07:10:50 PM
I think another reason why people assume a sexual motivation is because there is no actual substance to the show. It really is a kids show, no matter what bronies will try and tell you.

The actual motivation for bronies is just to create an "in-group" for self-serving reasons. An internet cool club for cool kids. It's pretty narcissistic, but whatever.
 
2012-12-10 07:11:31 PM
On the one hand, what did they expect?
On the other, I wish that things like this were possible for products or services that the copyright holder has no intention of producing.

Anyone remember the fan-made Chrono Trigger sequel shut down two weeks before its release date? Same thing. Square hasn't had any lasting interest in anything but remakes, 15 years after the original came out.
 
2012-12-10 07:12:24 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Imagine people on an online forum where every response to every thread was a Gilligan's Island picture with some "in joke" relating to the show. Examples:

Riots in Egypt? Gilligan running from headhunters.
Japanese Tsunami? Picture of surfer on Gilligan's Island that rode one.
Global Warming Deniers? Image of Professor denying voodoo and stuck in trance.


this sounds wonderful. we need to make this happen, ASAP.
 
2012-12-10 07:13:53 PM

saintstryfe: Because People in power are Stupid: Imagine people on an online forum where every response to every thread was a Gilligan's Island picture with some "in joke" relating to the show. Examples:

Riots in Egypt? Gilligan running from headhunters.
Japanese Tsunami? Picture of surfer on Gilligan's Island that rode one.
Global Warming Deniers? Image of Professor denying voodoo and stuck in trance.

this sounds wonderful. we need to make this happen, ASAP.


http://feastoffun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i_don_t_always_aband o n_ship_pic.jpg
 
2012-12-10 07:21:14 PM

MooseUpNorth: rustypouch: It amuses me how instantly defensive bronies become when people question their like of the show.

Obvious trolls (are obvious) aside, it still surprises me just how aggressively some criticize bronies for liking their show. Why does this threaten you guys so much?

/ Not a bronie, proper, but am greatly amused by bronie memes.


If you'd read the rest of the post you partially quoted, your question was answered there.

Liking a cartoon for kids really doesn't bother me. What bothers people is the obsessiveness of some of the fans, how they're insulted when others don't instantly love the show or get annoyed when spammed with pony pics, and the portion of the brony community which participate in clopping, and other pony-related ERP.
 
2012-12-10 07:21:19 PM

spamdog: I think another reason why people assume a sexual motivation is because there is no actual substance to the show. It really is a kids show, no matter what bronies will try and tell you.

The actual motivation for bronies is just to create an "in-group" for self-serving reasons. An internet cool club for cool kids. It's pretty narcissistic, but whatever.


Not like openly judging someone on limited information. That's way more mature.
 
2012-12-10 07:22:36 PM

LasersHurt: Not like openly judging someone on limited information. That's way more mature.


Deal with it.
 
2012-12-10 07:24:22 PM
Hi, guys, what's going on in this thre...

www.ses-safety.com

Fark this, I'm outta here.
 
2012-12-10 07:27:39 PM
No worries, those furries looking forward to this will find other ways to jack off to horse ass.
 
2012-12-10 07:28:22 PM

spamdog: They're not pedophiles. I absolutely hate bronies, but they're not pedophiles for the most part.

Histrionic and narcissistic, certainly. But not pedos.


Yes, but a site based on bronies isn't going to just have bronies on it. It's going to have adult bronies, and young girls, and when you have that combination, it's going to attract pedos. I wouldn't trust a 3rd party site run by amateurs to not ruin it for Hasbro and Bronies as a whole.
 
2012-12-10 07:32:10 PM

spamdog: LasersHurt: Not like openly judging someone on limited information. That's way more mature.

Deal with it.


imageshack.us
 
2012-12-10 07:32:37 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Yes, but a site based on bronies isn't going to just have bronies on it. It's going to have adult bronies, and young girls, and when you have that combination, it's going to attract pedos. I wouldn't trust a 3rd party site run by amateurs to not ruin it for Hasbro and Bronies as a whole


Yes I think so. I think Hasbro are probably a lot like Nintendo in that they very carefully protect their family friendly image. I don't think they would sanction any kind of online interaction with their brand.

That said, I wish fans of franchises could legitimately do this kind of thing, as long as it is not for profit. There's some really great IP's out there that are just gathering dust.
 
2012-12-10 07:40:49 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: spamdog: LasersHurt: Not like openly judging someone on limited information. That's way more mature.

Deal with it.


That. Is awesome.
 
2012-12-10 08:05:10 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: spamdog: LasersHurt: Not like openly judging someone on limited information. That's way more mature.

Deal with it.

[imageshack.us image 330x385]




img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 08:05:40 PM

stupiddream: Bronie


Lighten up, Bronie...
 
2012-12-10 08:21:47 PM
Oh christ, apparently this thread turn into a circle jerk of socially awkward fifteen year olds patting themselves on the back about how 'cool' they are for hating on a cartoon. Sad.

You guys are posting on Fark. That alone will define you as never being cool.

Your shiat isn't even unique. You know how many times I've seen it?

You like Rock n Roll, you're a commie.

You like Star Trek or Star Wars, you're a forever Virgin

You play D & D, you're a satanist

You're a Goth, you're a death-obsessed loser.

You like anime, you're an ultraviolent pervert deviant

You're a gamer, you're a slacker loser and will never amount to anything.

etc, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah.

You know, I was never big into the ponies, I just liked trolling haters, but its pretty clear to me now the bronies are far better people than you lot. You and the shiat you spout pops up every time something new and popular comes along, and you're always wrong. The only true group of losers on the internet who truly endures are the clueless haters.

So, fark you. Have ponies until you choke.

cuddlebuggery.com



images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-10 08:25:52 PM

Dhusk: So, fark you. Have ponies until you choke.


Narcissistic rage, right there.
 
2012-12-10 08:25:56 PM
fc02.deviantart.net

diamondhoarders.com

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 08:32:23 PM
chzbronies.files.wordpress.com



chzbronies.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-10 08:34:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: LasersHurt: fkn around

It's not like I have finals to study for or anything. I've got to save the world from Bronies.


i651.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 08:36:36 PM

spamdog: Dhusk: So, fark you. Have ponies until you choke.

Narcissistic rage, right here.


FTFY, it must be a sad life you have to get so mad at something others enjoy, I pity people like you, unable to enjoy their lives and forced to insult others to keep from thinking just how worthless they are.
 
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