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(Huffington Post)   Orly Taitz asks the 80,000 people who have viewed her YouTube video to join her at a birther protest at the White House, apparently not realizing that 79,950 of the people who viewed the video were actually pointing and laughing   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 177
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2012-12-10 01:49:59 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 01:51:35 PM  
And the fleecing of dumbshiat Americans continues unabated.
 
2012-12-10 01:51:42 PM  
Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?
 
2012-12-10 01:53:48 PM  

themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?


Proof he's from Earth.
 
2012-12-10 01:55:52 PM  
Which ballot are they asking him to be removed from now? Is this the super secret election next November?
 
2012-12-10 01:56:14 PM  
All capital letters? Multiple exclamation marks? Jeez, Orly. This isn't eBay.
 
2012-12-10 01:57:40 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Which ballot are they asking him to be removed from now? Is this the super secret election next November?


I wondered that myself. Maybe groundwork to prevent him from being sworn in for his second term?

Nah...I'm sticking with my original answer of "fleecing."
 
2012-12-10 01:57:46 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-10 02:16:05 PM  

make me some tea: [24.media.tumblr.com image 280x273]


but enough about her vagina.
 
2012-12-10 02:17:51 PM  

themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?


what will the college records prove? last I checked, college records aren't accepted by the government as legal proof of citizenship.
 
2012-12-10 02:20:14 PM  
and finally:

News from January 2017: Orly Taitz proclaims, "It took us 8 long years, but we finally got Barack Obama to leave the White House. Today we start our campaign to as President Christie to have him deported back to Kenya."
 
2012-12-10 02:22:44 PM  
Headline made me think of this, so Link is now the average person who sees Orly Taitz
 
2012-12-10 02:24:56 PM  

ManateeGag: what will the college records prove? last I checked, college records aren't accepted by the government as legal proof of citizenship.


IIRC they think the records will have proof that he lied about his residency.
 
2012-12-10 02:26:38 PM  

themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?


Passport records. A picture of Obama eating bacon while pooping on a Koran.
 
2012-12-10 02:27:49 PM  

GreenAdder: All capital letters? Multiple exclamation marks? Jeez, Orly. This isn't eBay.


A++++ EXCELLENT CONSPIRACY THEORY!!! WILL FREAK OUT AGAIN!!!!
 
2012-12-10 02:28:33 PM  

themindiswatching: ManateeGag: what will the college records prove? last I checked, college records aren't accepted by the government as legal proof of citizenship.

IIRC they think the records will have proof that he lied about his residency.


They think that college transcripts show financial aid history. Because they have never seen a college transcript.
 
2012-12-10 02:35:17 PM  
Ms. Derpitude, Esq. needs to be jettisoned into deep space ASAP.
 
2012-12-10 02:35:19 PM  

ManateeGag: themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?

what will the college records prove? last I checked, college records aren't accepted by the government as legal proof of citizenship.


I think that they believe that Obama, like every minority, got into college because he filled out the race section of the application. So by obtaining these records they will finally be able to prove to the American public that Barack Obama is black.
 
2012-12-10 02:37:25 PM  

BSABSVR: themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?

A picture of Obama eating bacon while pooping on a Koran.


Does it have to be a picture? I have a video...
 
2012-12-10 02:39:51 PM  

themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?


A stool sample.
 
2012-12-10 02:46:33 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
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2012-12-10 02:46:34 PM  
I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:45 PM  

Diogenes: themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?

Proof he's from Earth.


WHERE'S THE BELLY-BUTTON?!?
 
2012-12-10 03:06:19 PM  
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.
 
2012-12-10 03:07:17 PM  

nekom: I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.


TANKS, FARTBAMA
 
2012-12-10 03:08:26 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?

Proof he's from Earth.

WHERE'S THE BELLY-BUTTON?!?


Indeed. I have not seen sufficient evidence to prove that Obama was not created in a laboratory by mad Soviet scientists.

What's he hiding?
 
2012-12-10 03:09:54 PM  

nekom: I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.


Even if he was born in Kenya, I don't think that would change anything. He was sworn in by the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS. He is and was President. The best they could do is impeach him and name Biden President. Would change absolutely nothing.
 
2012-12-10 03:20:50 PM  

mrshowrules: nekom: I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.

Even if he was born in Kenya, I don't think that would change anything. He was sworn in by the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS. He is and was President. The best they could do is impeach him and name Biden President. Would change absolutely nothing.


Would impeachment be the only option, or could the courts step in? Would be fun to see, just for lulz.
 
2012-12-10 03:30:53 PM  

nekom: mrshowrules: nekom: I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.

Even if he was born in Kenya, I don't think that would change anything. He was sworn in by the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS. He is and was President. The best they could do is impeach him and name Biden President. Would change absolutely nothing.

Would impeachment be the only option, or could the courts step in? Would be fun to see, just for lulz.


I think it is a qualification for running for President. A qualification you need before becoming President (even that might be a stretch) because an election might trump the eligibility requirements. After the States provide their electoral votes, I don't think their is a mechanism to withdraw them.

After you are sworn in there is no mechanism to retroactively reverse an election result. Is there?

He could be found guilty of election fraud and impeached but that doesn't undo anything he has done.
 
2012-12-10 03:53:53 PM  

ManateeGag: themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?

what will the college records prove? last I checked, college records aren't accepted by the government as legal proof of citizenship.


The theory among Birthers is that Obama's college applications to Occidental listed himself as being a Kenyan citizen and that this means that he's either 1) Kenyan or 2) He lied to Occidental about his citizenship to get scholarships/affirmative action.
 
2012-12-10 03:55:45 PM  
Oily Taint!
 
2012-12-10 03:58:41 PM  

mrshowrules: nekom: I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.

Even if he was born in Kenya, I don't think that would change anything. He was sworn in by the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS. He is and was President. The best they could do is impeach him and name Biden President. Would change absolutely nothing.


President Biden chats with Putin one-on-one. I'd mortgage my house to watch that on PPV
 
2012-12-10 04:17:26 PM  
I remember when the mentally disturbed would be given treatment*, instead of time on TV and book deals.


*OK, typically locked away somewhere horrid.
 
2012-12-10 04:18:08 PM  
Even if Obama was born in Kenya, he'd still be an natural-born citizen, because he was born to a natural-citizen mother. So while it would be cool to say, "Wow, our President was born in Kenya", there would be no Constitutional crisis if in fact, he was. There's nothing in the Constitution that says you have to be born in the United States, it says you have to be a natural-born citizen, at least 35 years of age, and have lived in the US for at least 14 years prior to running for office.

Natural-born citizenship can be conferred both by jus solis and jus sanguinis. So he's covered under one, if he doesn't meet the other.
 
2012-12-10 04:22:43 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Even if Obama was born in Kenya, he'd still be an natural-born citizen, because he was born to a natural-citizen mother. So while it would be cool to say, "Wow, our President was born in Kenya", there would be no Constitutional crisis if in fact, he was. There's nothing in the Constitution that says you have to be born in the United States, it says you have to be a natural-born citizen, at least 35 years of age, and have lived in the US for at least 14 years prior to running for office.

Natural-born citizenship can be conferred both by jus solis and jus sanguinis. So he's covered under one, if he doesn't meet the other.


Au jus!
 
2012-12-10 04:23:12 PM  
I'm shocked that nobody has posted this yet.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 04:48:42 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Even if Obama was born in Kenya, he'd still be an natural-born citizen, because he was born to a natural-citizen mother. So while it would be cool to say, "Wow, our President was born in Kenya", there would be no Constitutional crisis if in fact, he was. There's nothing in the Constitution that says you have to be born in the United States, it says you have to be a natural-born citizen, at least 35 years of age, and have lived in the US for at least 14 years prior to running for office.

Natural-born citizenship can be conferred both by jus solis and jus sanguinis. So he's covered under one, if he doesn't meet the other.


Yeah. That aspect of it is the most ridiculous part of this. Even if they're right, they're still wrong.
 
2012-12-10 05:19:02 PM  

BSABSVR: themindiswatching: ManateeGag: what will the college records prove? last I checked, college records aren't accepted by the government as legal proof of citizenship.

IIRC they think the records will have proof that he lied about his residency.

They think that college transcripts show financial aid history. Because they have never seen a college transcript.


I recently needed my transcript for a job, and there is nothing but my name and social on it. I was born in Tokyo in the waning days of Vietnam (white boy, citizen) but that was not a factor on the transcript. If they're hoping for a "foreigner" atom bomb
 
2012-12-10 05:20:45 PM  
Perhaps I should complete a post before sending it. Dog was whining for a walk, so I got confused.

/man I suck at this
 
2012-12-10 05:30:42 PM  

GreenAdder: All capital letters? Multiple exclamation marks? Jeez, Orly. This isn't eBay.

'And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.' --Maskerade
 
2012-12-10 05:32:23 PM  

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Which ballot are they asking him to be removed from now? Is this the super secret election next November?

I wondered that myself. Maybe groundwork to prevent him from being sworn in for his second term?

Nah...I'm sticking with my original answer of "fleecing."


Technically, the Electors have not voted in the electoral college, I don't think?
 
2012-12-10 05:32:54 PM  

GreenAdder: All capital letters? Multiple exclamation marks? Jeez, Orly. This isn't eBay.


If you don't add the extra punctuation, then you're talking about you, rather than your person. Remember, kids, only prepositional phrases are subject to mercantile law.
 
2012-12-10 05:35:03 PM  

themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?


The placenta.
 
2012-12-10 05:36:50 PM  

Rann Xerox: themindiswatching: Let's say President Obama humors the birthers again (even though he shouldn't) and releases his college records. What will they ask for next?

The placenta.


And I forgot to add: "A placenta with a flag and a crying, sparkly bald eagle on it."
 
2012-12-10 05:39:25 PM  
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People should know when they are conquered.
 
2012-12-10 05:40:30 PM  

Felgraf: Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Which ballot are they asking him to be removed from now? Is this the super secret election next November?

I wondered that myself. Maybe groundwork to prevent him from being sworn in for his second term?

Nah...I'm sticking with my original answer of "fleecing."

Technically, the Electors have not voted in the electoral college, I don't think?


That's the new talking point - the EC will refuse to elect Obama. It is floating around the various anti 0bama facebook pages I troll
 
2012-12-10 05:40:57 PM  
Orly Taitz is totes cra-cra
 
2012-12-10 05:41:20 PM  

nekom: I wish here were born. In kenya. I wish they would find conclusive proof of that. Because then what? Constitutional crisis would be fun to see play out. But of course he was born in Hawaii.


Yeah, but he used his magical time machine to make sure it was after statehood.
 
2012-12-10 05:43:40 PM  
the guy's been CIC for four years and they're going to un-seat him with another birth cert and/or his C- in a trig class?

/www.pichippo.com
 
2012-12-10 05:45:18 PM  
GIS for 'oily taint'

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