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2012-12-10 01:21:02 PM  
scienceblogs.com
 
2012-12-10 02:10:32 PM  
Wait a minute. Herpes monkey??
 
2012-12-10 02:11:54 PM  
Pray for Mojo.
 
2012-12-10 03:19:07 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-12-10 03:20:33 PM  
I was THERE... but I parked near the Christmas tree lot and I banked the commotion up to "stupid holiday shoppers". I would have liked to have seen a monkey this holiday season, Herpes B be damned.
 
2012-12-10 03:20:35 PM  

ordinarysteve:


I laughed way too hard at this
 
2012-12-10 03:20:52 PM  
So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?
 
2012-12-10 03:20:59 PM  
Geeze. You get out of your cage for a few hours and suddenly everyone thinks you have Herpes.
 
2012-12-10 03:22:20 PM  
Anyone seen Macaque?
 
2012-12-10 03:22:27 PM  
Was it taunted?
 
2012-12-10 03:23:19 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


Fun fact: Slavery was outlawed for the same reason.
 
2012-12-10 03:24:33 PM  
For a minute there I thought something happened to the president.
 
2012-12-10 03:24:49 PM  
I'm vac'd against hep B. Guess I can pet that monkey.
 
2012-12-10 03:26:06 PM  
Ohhh herp B... nevermind. I'm not even gonna google that.
 
2012-12-10 03:26:45 PM  
*yesterday in the Ikea cafeteria*
`That kid over there keeps throwing meatballs at me. Wait a minute - that's not a kid - and these aren't meatballs! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
 
2012-12-10 03:28:18 PM  

ordinarysteve: [fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 427x753]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 03:28:24 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.
 
2012-12-10 03:29:52 PM  
distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-10 03:30:30 PM  

silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.


If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.
 
2012-12-10 03:32:51 PM  
I have a coworker who had a Capuchin monkey. He was from Argentina and had found it at a young age with its rear leg disfigured, so he'd adopted it. Apparently he had a bear of a time getting him into the states. Awesome monkey, except he had a nasty Coke habit (soda kind). He was able to get the break room fridge open and open the cola can on his own. I loved the expression of resident engineers who were on their first day in the office when a monkey strolled by with a can of soda.

/eventually HR found out we had a monkey hanging out in the cube farm and disciplined his owner for bringing the monkey in
//rumor was HR was afraid that the monkey could be trained to do their job
 
2012-12-10 03:35:13 PM  
i8.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 03:35:29 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Wait a minute. Herpes monkey??


Whatever you do, please resist the urge to spank it.
 
2012-12-10 03:35:37 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


Clearly you've never partied with a monkey.
 
2012-12-10 03:35:51 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.


Sharing a soda with a friend who has a cold sore?
 
2012-12-10 03:36:12 PM  
 
2012-12-10 03:36:34 PM  
Everybody's got something to hide

/except for me
//and my monkey.
 
2012-12-10 03:37:21 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-10 03:37:38 PM  
cgraves67: Smoky Dragon Dish: silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.

Sharing a soda with a friend who has a cold sore?


Buying the monkey dinner first?
 
2012-12-10 03:37:49 PM  
Rock out with macaque out.
 
2012-12-10 03:37:53 PM  
Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.
 
2012-12-10 03:38:54 PM  
www.dadsbigplan.com
 
2012-12-10 03:39:32 PM  

Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.


This one?

twitpic.com
 
2012-12-10 03:39:54 PM  
Rhesus Christ!
 
2012-12-10 03:39:55 PM  

TheOther: cgraves67: Smoky Dragon Dish: silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.

Sharing a soda with a friend who has a cold sore?

Buying the monkey dinner first?


I've dated worse than that monkey.
 
2012-12-10 03:40:25 PM  
www.enemyofpeanuts.com

/because it is my favorite image ever
 
2012-12-10 03:41:28 PM  

Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.


i.huffpost.com

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-12-10 03:42:52 PM  
Well, that was miserable. But, I found a better one:
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-10 03:44:41 PM  
It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.
 
2012-12-10 03:47:10 PM  

wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.


Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.
 
2012-12-10 03:49:52 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.


The little poo-flinger was lucky he didn't get eaten by wolves, bears or Stephen Harper!
 
2012-12-10 03:50:41 PM  
ChipNASA: Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x504]


Not sure if racist...
 
2012-12-10 03:51:12 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


The same law is in place across Canada. This is why we had to get rid of Pamela Anderson.
 
2012-12-10 03:51:45 PM  

oldfarthenry: Smoky Dragon Dish: wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.

The little poo-flinger was lucky he didn't get eaten by wolves, bears or Stephen Harper!


Hockey player? And he would eat a monkey because of the NHL lockout?
 
2012-12-10 03:52:11 PM  

TheOther: ChipNASA: Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x504]

Not sure if racist...


Oh but this is OK then.....

www.mikecornelison.com
 
2012-12-10 03:52:28 PM  

wildcardjack: it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.


That monkey was about a hundred miles farther south than Portland, OR.
 
2012-12-10 03:52:58 PM  
daveintexas.files.wordpress.com

At least no one taunted him, lord only knows what would have happened next
 
2012-12-10 03:53:25 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: oldfarthenry: Smoky Dragon Dish: wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.

The little poo-flinger was lucky he didn't get eaten by wolves, bears or Stephen Harper!

Hockey player? And he would eat a monkey because of the NHL lockout?


That's our prime minister. And I would have you know that he eats human babies exclusively.
 
2012-12-10 03:54:29 PM  

ChipNASA: TheOther: ChipNASA: Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x504]

Not sure if racist...

Oh but this is OK then.....

[www.mikecornelison.com image 283x125]


It is almost like you did it on purpose.

Go back to the shiat tab.
 
2012-12-10 03:55:28 PM  
it's just biding its time until it can rip your throat out. Preferably in your sleep.
 
2012-12-10 03:55:36 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: [daveintexas.files.wordpress.com image 325x451]

At least no one taunted him, lord only knows what would have happened next


Monkeys are funny because they're just like us...

img.gawkerassets.com
 
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