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(WPTV)   There's nothing worse than a bunch of people interrupting your drinking session to have a wedding on your beach   (wptv.com) divider line 3
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2012-12-10 12:58:46 PM
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Dear asshole, it's a public beach so STFU
2012-12-10 04:37:55 PM
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As a Florida resident and beach dweller, I see people's "beach weddings" ruined all the time. I would never opt for an option with so many variables.

1. Heat. The bride and groom just HAVE to have a beach wedding during the summer here ("we got such a great rate at the hotel!" - they say). It sounds great on paper during the winter in Pittsburgh, of course, but OH THE LULZ when you see a grown man sweat entirely through every layer of a rented tux...and the bridesmaids dresses? hehe

2. Wind. It blows sand in the faces of everyone. It makes the vows impossible to hear. It blows over your "altar" and all flower arrangements, archways and other ephemera quite easily.

3. Rain. I love seeing 150 people fleeing towards the hotel in the sand after underestimating the speed at which a rainstorm can descend upon the beach here.

4. 'Randoms' like dude in TFA. You are almost certainly on a public beach, or at best a private hotel beach with random other hotel guests. You and your guests are quite fun targets for mockery.

/Most residents of Florida don't opt for beach weddings.
2012-12-10 01:04:45 PM
1 votes:
What an idiot...you're supposed to drink the beer before you throw the can. I guess he was too drunk already to figure that out
 
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