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2012-12-10 01:06:13 PM
Ford: He was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and he told me he was eighteen, he was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, he might have been fifteen, but when you get that little pink sausage right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No woman alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
 
2012-12-10 01:12:56 PM

davidab: I am still unclear about the sodomy charge


If memory serves, sodomy in OK means anything other than vaginal sex

/Last lived there at age 18
//GF at the time and I liked being law-breakers
 
2012-12-10 01:17:29 PM

No Time To Explain: Why is it always women that make these kinds if headlines most of the time? Do guys stay away from women teachers like the plague?

Men are by far the most common perpetrators of these crimes, but the women "make the headlines" because males are doing the submitting and it seems most Farkers are hetero males so they find this shiat titillating, for some reason (Still living out their teen fantasies, maybe?). That's also why the usually perfectly average looking female perps are routinely described as "hot".
 
2012-12-10 01:25:56 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Hot Carl To Go: DanielM: She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.

My first thoughts too. She's not ugly, why is she getting time?

She hasn't been sentenced yet, per the article. That's just the max.


Thank goodness. If anyone sees her please let her know that mentally I am still 15
 
2012-12-10 01:26:09 PM
These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.

Or the kids buddies when asked to. I mean really what group of 15 YOs would turn down a teacher train with her. And then keep there mouths shut.
 
2012-12-10 01:46:20 PM
...niiiiice
 
2012-12-10 03:16:16 PM
Note to her: don't fark underage kids when there are legal adults (i.e.: me) who will fark you and nobody goes to jail.
 
2012-12-10 03:19:50 PM

lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.


Here being where?
 
2012-12-10 03:24:45 PM
Not sure if want...I need to see different pictures to see if I should be outraged or not!
 
2012-12-10 03:28:22 PM

BarkingUnicorn: grinding_journalist: Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors. No, not "legit" rape, I'm referring to forced sexual activity against one's will. You know, the definition of rape.

So nice, gentle sex while you're passed out drunk is not rape?

Repubs tried several times to limit the definition to "forcible" rape. Didn't go over very well. But you just keep clinging to your selfish definition of "real rape" and see how that goes for you.


Point exactly to where I said that gentle sex while passed out drunk is not forced sexual activity against one's will. Go ahead. I'll wait. I adore people who misconstrue things and then try to attack me by putting words in my mouth, using an argument I didn't make.

If you can't stop it, you're being forced. Rape doesn't have to be violent. I never said it did, unless you can point to where I said that, too.

Oh, I also love your pathetic attempt to make this political. Truly hilarious.

As an aside, I feel as strongly about calling this "rape", as I do about women falsely accusing men of rape. Women should never be abused, period, but using society's harshly judgmental attitude about accused rapists to "get back" at someone is asinine, and also denigrates those who have been actually harmed.
 
2012-12-10 03:33:40 PM
I think the sentence may be for giving the kids beer.
 
2012-12-10 03:42:32 PM

davidab: sweet-daddy-2: The Angry Hand of God: "He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.
But she did! That's the sodomy charge.

I am still unclear about the sodomy charge... I am assuming he penetrated her and she is receiving the sodomy charge. If that's the case shouldn't the kid get some sort of charge and have to go to a first offenders class?

/what are you in for?
Drinking! And you?
Pounding my teacher in the pooper, and receiving hi-fives in the hall.


Sodomy is usually defined as anal,oral,or sex with animals.They don't charge victims.
 
2012-12-10 03:44:26 PM
And 5 will get you 10, ol' Mack is back in town.
 
2012-12-10 04:17:05 PM

pciszek: lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.

Here being where?


His basement.
 
2012-12-10 05:37:29 PM
Having been a survivor of rape from a teacher....who the Hades am I kidding let me restart having had some of the best sex of my teenage years with an adult teacher if law enforcement would have approached me I would have said "Maybe we did maybe we didn't, but either way I will deny it." This country's attitude towards sex makes me so upset. Was there a victim? No. Move on then none of your concern.
 
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2012-12-10 06:04:41 PM
With helpful pic of what a high school might look like.
 
2012-12-10 08:14:10 PM

The Angry Hand of God: every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.


That should go on a T-shirt.
 
2012-12-10 08:47:01 PM

pciszek: I think the sentence may be for giving the kids beer.


Well, it came in a 30-pack, so you know it was some shiat beer....

/just saying...
 
2012-12-11 12:24:43 AM
12 years??? For fark's sake, people have gotten less than that for KILLING someone. Fire her, give her 6 months and some probation or something. The damage to her career and the sex offender rap will be more than harsh enough for the horrendous crime of giving a horny teenage boy what he wanted.
 
2012-12-11 07:18:37 AM

lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.


sex with anyone nowadays will get u in trouble. it's better just to do drugs for happiness
 
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