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2012-12-10 11:38:05 AM  
She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.
 
2012-12-10 11:38:18 AM  
Again, if you ever plan on breaking the law, don't get a tattoo.
 
2012-12-10 11:38:41 AM  
www.partyvibe.com
 
2012-12-10 11:39:14 AM  
Or 0, since she's female and hasn't been sentenced yet.
 
2012-12-10 11:39:27 AM  
You can still be charged with sodomy?
 
2012-12-10 11:39:31 AM  
Why is it always women that make these kinds if headlines most of the time? Do guys stay away from women teachers like the plague?

/I'd let her help with my studies, so to speak
//also waiting for my town to have it's own teacher boinking the student scandal
 
2012-12-10 11:39:39 AM  
FTA -

He said her career as a teacher was no over.
'No one is going to hire her as a teacher,' said Malone.


There are probably some entertainment companies, local bars, massage therapy groups that may be interested in taking "classes" from her.
 
2012-12-10 11:39:44 AM  
"He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.
 
2012-12-10 11:40:41 AM  

DanielM: She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.


My first thoughts too. She's not ugly, why is she getting time?
 
2012-12-10 11:40:52 AM  
1. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a hard earned lesson at any age.
2. She is much crazier than whoever taught you that lesson.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:00 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:07 AM  
I'd hit it.
15. I'd have repeatedly hit it.
/I'd have suffered greatly.
//and after the spankings the oral sex.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:23 AM  
Math is hard; also, teen boners.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:55 AM  
img.math-fail.com
 
2012-12-10 11:42:23 AM  

Hot Carl To Go: DanielM: She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.

My first thoughts too. She's not ugly, why is she getting time?


She hasn't been sentenced yet, per the article. That's just the max.
 
2012-12-10 11:43:03 AM  
technically, could be:

(29/15)*10 = 12

amirite?
 
2012-12-10 11:44:11 AM  
The student was able to prove he was intimate with his teacher by describing in detail a tattoo on Ford that would normally be concealed beneath her underwear.

Just how close did he get to the tattoo?
I'd like to see said tattoo please.
 
2012-12-10 11:44:19 AM  
Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!
 
2012-12-10 11:44:59 AM  

imtheonlylp: technically, could be:

(29/15)*10 = 12

amirite?


Eeeehhh... Close enough
 
2012-12-10 11:45:00 AM  
BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:29 AM  
err..wait:

(29/15)*10 ≤ 12

therewego.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:58 AM  

lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.


oklahoma is weird
 
2012-12-10 11:52:06 AM  

lucksi: Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!


i'd want the cred. "HELL YEAH...5 TIMES LAST NIGHT!"
 
2012-12-10 11:52:57 AM  
That's Numberwang!
 
2012-12-10 11:53:47 AM  
I would love to see a serious study of teachers who do this shiat. It seems so bloody obvious that you're going to get betrayed by a teenager. I can't understand why anyone would go for it.
 
2012-12-10 11:54:56 AM  
I was more struck by the Fark keywords:

More: Sick, Oklahoma, A Simple Noodle Story, pleading guilty

WTF is a "simple noodle story?"
 
2012-12-10 12:00:40 PM  
should be 20, not 12. judges have lousy math skills...
 
2012-12-10 12:02:28 PM  
The teen told investigators he had sex with Ford on at least ten occasions.

The student was able to prove he was intimate with his teacher by describing in detail a tattoo on Ford that would normally be concealed beneath her underwear.

Rhonda Ford entered a 'blind plea' to four counts of second degree rape and four counts of sodomy.


Yep. That student got "raped". He clearly was forced to have sex with her at least 10 times against his own will, and the sex was violent and unpleasant enough that he was able to create a vivid mental picture of a tattoo below her waistline. He got "raped" real hard.

Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors. No, not "legit" rape, I'm referring to forced sexual activity against one's will. You know, the definition of rape.

I hate this country's attitudes towards sex.
 
2012-12-10 12:03:46 PM  

lucksi: Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!


THIS.

/she's not bad looking either
 
2012-12-10 12:04:43 PM  
Jinkies.

i76.photobucket.com

i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 12:08:00 PM  
If you are a 15year old boy banging your hot teacher, why the f*ck would you go to the cops?

You are living the dream of every teenage boy with a hot teacher.
 
2012-12-10 12:10:52 PM  
These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.
 
2012-12-10 12:11:58 PM  

lucksi: Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!


No, yer honor. It was a great place for her to touch me.
 
2012-12-10 12:12:11 PM  

grinding_journalist: Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors.


THIS.
 
2012-12-10 12:17:11 PM  

Crewmannumber6: These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.


You've got a kid with a hot teacher, huh?
 
2012-12-10 12:17:58 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Crewmannumber6: These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.

You've got a kid with a hot teacher, huh?


Hot teachers have become more common than dominican shortstops
 
2012-12-10 12:18:27 PM  

grinding_journalist: Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors. No, not "legit" rape, I'm referring to forced sexual activity against one's will. You know, the definition of rape.


So nice, gentle sex while you're passed out drunk is not rape?

Repubs tried several times to limit the definition to "forcible" rape. Didn't go over very well. But you just keep clinging to your selfish definition of "real rape" and see how that goes for you.
 
2012-12-10 12:21:15 PM  

lucksi: "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?"


Yeah, Oklahoma.
 
2012-12-10 12:22:01 PM  
30/(15*10) != 12

what kind of calculator is subby using

probably a TI-85 running Zshell

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-10 12:23:34 PM  
I can't help but think that the teen will be scarred less by the sex more by his part in sending someone to prison and ruining her future. The guilt of that would fark me up big time. I'm a guy, but I imagine it would be the same for a woman.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:41 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I May Be Crazy But...: Crewmannumber6: These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.

You've got a kid with a hot teacher, huh?

Hot teachers have become more common than dominican shortstops


Maybe I need to look into teaching high school.
 
2012-12-10 12:25:36 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: "He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.


But she did! That's the sodomy charge.
 
2012-12-10 12:29:26 PM  

laivincolmo: That's Numberwang!


Haha, awesome. Haven't seen this in awhile
 
2012-12-10 12:35:44 PM  
Jimmy Buffett told me that 15 will get you 20.
 
2012-12-10 12:50:04 PM  

ChrisDe: Again, if you ever plan on breaking the law, don't get a tattoo.

The boy told police he could ID a tattoo on her pelvic area that would be hidden by her underpants


Always out your tattoos on FB and you're home free. You can show it in a closeup if you are "modest". Same goes for funky birhmark. Once it's out, it's not evidence.
 
2012-12-10 12:50:15 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: I can't help but think that the teen will be scarred less by the sex more by his part in sending someone to prison and ruining her future. The guilt of that would fark me up big time. I'm a guy, but I imagine it would be the same for a woman.


Yeah, especially the part where you caved in to relentless interrogation and said, "I felt horrible the whole time."
 
2012-12-10 12:54:03 PM  

Nick Nostril: Jimmy Buffett told me that 15 will get you 20.


But that's alright.
 
2012-12-10 12:56:53 PM  

ChrisDe: Nick Nostril: Jimmy Buffett told me that 15 will get you 20.

But that's alright.


You are awarded +1 internets.
 
2012-12-10 12:58:36 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: The Angry Hand of God: "He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.
But she did! That's the sodomy charge.


I am still unclear about the sodomy charge... I am assuming he penetrated her and she is receiving the sodomy charge. If that's the case shouldn't the kid get some sort of charge and have to go to a first offenders class?

/what are you in for?
Drinking! And you?
Pounding my teacher in the pooper, and receiving hi-fives in the hall.
 
2012-12-10 01:05:49 PM  

bearded clamorer: lucksi: "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?"

Yeah, Oklahoma.

*GOLF CLAP*

 
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