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(Daily Mail)   15 into 30 10 times will get you 12   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2012-12-10 11:38:05 AM  
She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.
 
2012-12-10 11:38:18 AM  
Again, if you ever plan on breaking the law, don't get a tattoo.
 
2012-12-10 11:38:41 AM  
www.partyvibe.com
 
2012-12-10 11:39:14 AM  
Or 0, since she's female and hasn't been sentenced yet.
 
2012-12-10 11:39:27 AM  
You can still be charged with sodomy?
 
2012-12-10 11:39:31 AM  
Why is it always women that make these kinds if headlines most of the time? Do guys stay away from women teachers like the plague?

/I'd let her help with my studies, so to speak
//also waiting for my town to have it's own teacher boinking the student scandal
 
2012-12-10 11:39:39 AM  
FTA -

He said her career as a teacher was no over.
'No one is going to hire her as a teacher,' said Malone.


There are probably some entertainment companies, local bars, massage therapy groups that may be interested in taking "classes" from her.
 
2012-12-10 11:39:44 AM  
"He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.
 
2012-12-10 11:40:41 AM  

DanielM: She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.


My first thoughts too. She's not ugly, why is she getting time?
 
2012-12-10 11:40:52 AM  
1. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a hard earned lesson at any age.
2. She is much crazier than whoever taught you that lesson.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:00 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:07 AM  
I'd hit it.
15. I'd have repeatedly hit it.
/I'd have suffered greatly.
//and after the spankings the oral sex.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:23 AM  
Math is hard; also, teen boners.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:55 AM  
img.math-fail.com
 
2012-12-10 11:42:23 AM  

Hot Carl To Go: DanielM: She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.

My first thoughts too. She's not ugly, why is she getting time?


She hasn't been sentenced yet, per the article. That's just the max.
 
2012-12-10 11:43:03 AM  
technically, could be:

(29/15)*10 = 12

amirite?
 
2012-12-10 11:44:11 AM  
The student was able to prove he was intimate with his teacher by describing in detail a tattoo on Ford that would normally be concealed beneath her underwear.

Just how close did he get to the tattoo?
I'd like to see said tattoo please.
 
2012-12-10 11:44:19 AM  
Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!
 
2012-12-10 11:44:59 AM  

imtheonlylp: technically, could be:

(29/15)*10 = 12

amirite?


Eeeehhh... Close enough
 
2012-12-10 11:45:00 AM  
BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:29 AM  
err..wait:

(29/15)*10 ≤ 12

therewego.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:58 AM  

lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.


oklahoma is weird
 
2012-12-10 11:52:06 AM  

lucksi: Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!


i'd want the cred. "HELL YEAH...5 TIMES LAST NIGHT!"
 
2012-12-10 11:52:57 AM  
That's Numberwang!
 
2012-12-10 11:53:47 AM  
I would love to see a serious study of teachers who do this shiat. It seems so bloody obvious that you're going to get betrayed by a teenager. I can't understand why anyone would go for it.
 
2012-12-10 11:54:56 AM  
I was more struck by the Fark keywords:

More: Sick, Oklahoma, A Simple Noodle Story, pleading guilty

WTF is a "simple noodle story?"
 
2012-12-10 12:00:40 PM  
should be 20, not 12. judges have lousy math skills...
 
2012-12-10 12:02:28 PM  
The teen told investigators he had sex with Ford on at least ten occasions.

The student was able to prove he was intimate with his teacher by describing in detail a tattoo on Ford that would normally be concealed beneath her underwear.

Rhonda Ford entered a 'blind plea' to four counts of second degree rape and four counts of sodomy.


Yep. That student got "raped". He clearly was forced to have sex with her at least 10 times against his own will, and the sex was violent and unpleasant enough that he was able to create a vivid mental picture of a tattoo below her waistline. He got "raped" real hard.

Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors. No, not "legit" rape, I'm referring to forced sexual activity against one's will. You know, the definition of rape.

I hate this country's attitudes towards sex.
 
2012-12-10 12:03:46 PM  

lucksi: Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!


THIS.

/she's not bad looking either
 
2012-12-10 12:04:43 PM  
Jinkies.

i76.photobucket.com

i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 12:08:00 PM  
If you are a 15year old boy banging your hot teacher, why the f*ck would you go to the cops?

You are living the dream of every teenage boy with a hot teacher.
 
2012-12-10 12:10:52 PM  
These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.
 
2012-12-10 12:11:58 PM  

lucksi: Why would you confess that as a boy? "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?" Hell no!


No, yer honor. It was a great place for her to touch me.
 
2012-12-10 12:12:11 PM  

grinding_journalist: Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors.


THIS.
 
2012-12-10 12:17:11 PM  

Crewmannumber6: These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.


You've got a kid with a hot teacher, huh?
 
2012-12-10 12:17:58 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Crewmannumber6: These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.

You've got a kid with a hot teacher, huh?


Hot teachers have become more common than dominican shortstops
 
2012-12-10 12:18:27 PM  

grinding_journalist: Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors. No, not "legit" rape, I'm referring to forced sexual activity against one's will. You know, the definition of rape.


So nice, gentle sex while you're passed out drunk is not rape?

Repubs tried several times to limit the definition to "forcible" rape. Didn't go over very well. But you just keep clinging to your selfish definition of "real rape" and see how that goes for you.
 
2012-12-10 12:21:15 PM  

lucksi: "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?"


Yeah, Oklahoma.
 
2012-12-10 12:22:01 PM  
30/(15*10) != 12

what kind of calculator is subby using

probably a TI-85 running Zshell

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-10 12:23:34 PM  
I can't help but think that the teen will be scarred less by the sex more by his part in sending someone to prison and ruining her future. The guilt of that would fark me up big time. I'm a guy, but I imagine it would be the same for a woman.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:41 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I May Be Crazy But...: Crewmannumber6: These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.

You've got a kid with a hot teacher, huh?

Hot teachers have become more common than dominican shortstops


Maybe I need to look into teaching high school.
 
2012-12-10 12:25:36 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: "He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.


But she did! That's the sodomy charge.
 
2012-12-10 12:29:26 PM  

laivincolmo: That's Numberwang!


Haha, awesome. Haven't seen this in awhile
 
2012-12-10 12:35:44 PM  
Jimmy Buffett told me that 15 will get you 20.
 
2012-12-10 12:50:04 PM  

ChrisDe: Again, if you ever plan on breaking the law, don't get a tattoo.

The boy told police he could ID a tattoo on her pelvic area that would be hidden by her underpants


Always out your tattoos on FB and you're home free. You can show it in a closeup if you are "modest". Same goes for funky birhmark. Once it's out, it's not evidence.
 
2012-12-10 12:50:15 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: I can't help but think that the teen will be scarred less by the sex more by his part in sending someone to prison and ruining her future. The guilt of that would fark me up big time. I'm a guy, but I imagine it would be the same for a woman.


Yeah, especially the part where you caved in to relentless interrogation and said, "I felt horrible the whole time."
 
2012-12-10 12:54:03 PM  

Nick Nostril: Jimmy Buffett told me that 15 will get you 20.


But that's alright.
 
2012-12-10 12:56:53 PM  

ChrisDe: Nick Nostril: Jimmy Buffett told me that 15 will get you 20.

But that's alright.


You are awarded +1 internets.
 
2012-12-10 12:58:36 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: The Angry Hand of God: "He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.
But she did! That's the sodomy charge.


I am still unclear about the sodomy charge... I am assuming he penetrated her and she is receiving the sodomy charge. If that's the case shouldn't the kid get some sort of charge and have to go to a first offenders class?

/what are you in for?
Drinking! And you?
Pounding my teacher in the pooper, and receiving hi-fives in the hall.
 
2012-12-10 01:05:49 PM  

bearded clamorer: lucksi: "Did the woman touch you in a bad place?"

Yeah, Oklahoma.

*GOLF CLAP*

 
2012-12-10 01:06:13 PM  
Ford: He was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and he told me he was eighteen, he was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, he might have been fifteen, but when you get that little pink sausage right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No woman alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
 
2012-12-10 01:12:56 PM  

davidab: I am still unclear about the sodomy charge


If memory serves, sodomy in OK means anything other than vaginal sex

/Last lived there at age 18
//GF at the time and I liked being law-breakers
 
2012-12-10 01:17:29 PM  

No Time To Explain: Why is it always women that make these kinds if headlines most of the time? Do guys stay away from women teachers like the plague?

Men are by far the most common perpetrators of these crimes, but the women "make the headlines" because males are doing the submitting and it seems most Farkers are hetero males so they find this shiat titillating, for some reason (Still living out their teen fantasies, maybe?). That's also why the usually perfectly average looking female perps are routinely described as "hot".
 
2012-12-10 01:25:56 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Hot Carl To Go: DanielM: She doesn't look ugly enough to be sentenced like a man.

My first thoughts too. She's not ugly, why is she getting time?

She hasn't been sentenced yet, per the article. That's just the max.


Thank goodness. If anyone sees her please let her know that mentally I am still 15
 
2012-12-10 01:26:09 PM  
These ladies would avoid a lot of problems if they would just sleep with the kids' dads like they're supposed to.

Or the kids buddies when asked to. I mean really what group of 15 YOs would turn down a teacher train with her. And then keep there mouths shut.
 
2012-12-10 01:46:20 PM  
...niiiiice
 
2012-12-10 03:16:16 PM  
Note to her: don't fark underage kids when there are legal adults (i.e.: me) who will fark you and nobody goes to jail.
 
2012-12-10 03:19:50 PM  

lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.


Here being where?
 
2012-12-10 03:24:45 PM  
Not sure if want...I need to see different pictures to see if I should be outraged or not!
 
2012-12-10 03:28:22 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: grinding_journalist: Calling this sex act/acts "rape" is fantastically demeaning and disrespectful to actual rape survivors. No, not "legit" rape, I'm referring to forced sexual activity against one's will. You know, the definition of rape.

So nice, gentle sex while you're passed out drunk is not rape?

Repubs tried several times to limit the definition to "forcible" rape. Didn't go over very well. But you just keep clinging to your selfish definition of "real rape" and see how that goes for you.


Point exactly to where I said that gentle sex while passed out drunk is not forced sexual activity against one's will. Go ahead. I'll wait. I adore people who misconstrue things and then try to attack me by putting words in my mouth, using an argument I didn't make.

If you can't stop it, you're being forced. Rape doesn't have to be violent. I never said it did, unless you can point to where I said that, too.

Oh, I also love your pathetic attempt to make this political. Truly hilarious.

As an aside, I feel as strongly about calling this "rape", as I do about women falsely accusing men of rape. Women should never be abused, period, but using society's harshly judgmental attitude about accused rapists to "get back" at someone is asinine, and also denigrates those who have been actually harmed.
 
2012-12-10 03:33:40 PM  
I think the sentence may be for giving the kids beer.
 
2012-12-10 03:42:32 PM  

davidab: sweet-daddy-2: The Angry Hand of God: "He said her career as a teacher was no over."

Excellent editing. Also, every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.
But she did! That's the sodomy charge.

I am still unclear about the sodomy charge... I am assuming he penetrated her and she is receiving the sodomy charge. If that's the case shouldn't the kid get some sort of charge and have to go to a first offenders class?

/what are you in for?
Drinking! And you?
Pounding my teacher in the pooper, and receiving hi-fives in the hall.


Sodomy is usually defined as anal,oral,or sex with animals.They don't charge victims.
 
2012-12-10 03:44:26 PM  
And 5 will get you 10, ol' Mack is back in town.
 
2012-12-10 04:17:05 PM  

pciszek: lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.

Here being where?


His basement.
 
2012-12-10 05:37:29 PM  
Having been a survivor of rape from a teacher....who the Hades am I kidding let me restart having had some of the best sex of my teenage years with an adult teacher if law enforcement would have approached me I would have said "Maybe we did maybe we didn't, but either way I will deny it." This country's attitude towards sex makes me so upset. Was there a victim? No. Move on then none of your concern.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-12-10 06:04:41 PM  
With helpful pic of what a high school might look like.
 
2012-12-10 08:14:10 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: every good teacher knows students are like square roots. If they are under 16, it is better to do them in your head.


That should go on a T-shirt.
 
2012-12-10 08:47:01 PM  

pciszek: I think the sentence may be for giving the kids beer.


Well, it came in a 30-pack, so you know it was some shiat beer....

/just saying...
 
2012-12-11 12:24:43 AM  
12 years??? For fark's sake, people have gotten less than that for KILLING someone. Fire her, give her 6 months and some probation or something. The damage to her career and the sex offender rap will be more than harsh enough for the horrendous crime of giving a horny teenage boy what he wanted.
 
2012-12-11 07:18:37 AM  

lucksi: BTW, that wouldn't have been illegal here from an age standpoint. Just the teacher/student angle would be illegal.


sex with anyone nowadays will get u in trouble. it's better just to do drugs for happiness
 
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