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(BBC)   Dear Gentle Reader: I am the Nigerian Finance Minister and my mother has been kidnaped. I have a financial proposal for you to consider that may be of benefit to both of us   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 16
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2012-12-10 11:52:51 AM  
Solid headline, regrettable circumstances.
 
2012-12-10 12:50:09 PM  
Nigeria, please.
 
2012-12-10 12:54:58 PM  
you only said kidnaping once.
 
2012-12-10 01:09:18 PM  
FTFA: "The crime is particularly prevalent in the oil-rich Delta State, although high-profile victims are uncommon.

You're doing it wrong...
 
2012-12-10 01:10:19 PM  
kidnapped

/sorry pet peave
 
2012-12-10 01:18:06 PM  
How is it folks don't leave? This can't have been a complete surprise, can it?

I mean, I woke up one morning and realized that staying with my first wife was suicidal, packed a bag and left.

Some things you can make meaningful change and some you can't - knowing the difference is the key I suppose.
 
2012-12-10 01:18:36 PM  
The kidnappers have sent the police 5 of the vowels in her name as proof that they have her and will remove 5 more if they are not paid in 24 hours.
 
2012-12-10 01:27:34 PM  
Poor guy can't even get anyone to take him seriously

Link
 
2012-12-10 01:36:14 PM  
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala!

Gesundheit
 
2012-12-10 02:29:57 PM  

Begoggle: kidnapped

/sorry pet peave


I just assumed "kidnaped" was some subtle blending of "kidnapped" and "raped".

/not funny
 
2012-12-10 03:02:01 PM  

kendelrio: FTFA: "The crime is particularly prevalent in the oil-rich Delta State, although high-profile victims are uncommon.

You're doing it wrong...


I'm guessing the high-profile ones have decent protection, therefore not worth the risk.
 
2012-12-10 03:08:03 PM  
Somebody do a google on "Miss Solomon Part Zento" to see what Farkers can do to a 419 scammer when they all gang up on her.
 
2012-12-10 05:01:50 PM  
So... They shrank her neck? Isn't that fashionable?
 
2012-12-10 06:06:42 PM  
Is it kidnaped or kid-kidnaped?
 
2012-12-10 11:04:23 PM  
I hope the didn't kidnap her in a Prius!
 
2012-12-11 12:13:22 AM  
ftfa: Nigeria is one of the worst countries in the world for kidnapping, where it is a lucrative criminal enterprise worth millions of dollars a year.

Wouldn't that make it one of the best countries in the world for kidnapping?
 
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