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(Patch)   You're an ex-con trying to keep a low profile. Do you (A) steal a car, ram it into a police cruiser outside an IHOP, speed off, crash into a utility pole, and wave a gun around while fleeing on foot, or (B) literally anything other than (A)?   (fortstewart.patch.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, patrol cars, utility pole, House of Pancakes, self-portraits, Morning News, guns  
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2012-12-10 04:14:06 PM  
2 votes:
do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.
2012-12-10 06:23:17 PM  
1 vote:

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.


You mispelled vodak, moran
2012-12-10 05:55:44 PM  
1 vote:
I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.
2012-12-10 04:21:08 PM  
1 vote:

fireclown: C) Shoot the hostage.


Yeah? Well I'm taller.
2012-12-10 04:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
ok subby i just failed a test because you broke the rules

c the awnser is always c
2012-12-10 04:15:59 PM  
1 vote:
That's such a better choice than C.
2012-12-10 04:05:42 PM  
1 vote:
C) Shoot the hostage.
2012-12-10 03:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Hall sped away, driving west in eastbound lanes with his headlights off in an attempt to elude police.

download.lardlad.com

It's a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.
 
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