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(Patch)   You're an ex-con trying to keep a low profile. Do you (A) steal a car, ram it into a police cruiser outside an IHOP, speed off, crash into a utility pole, and wave a gun around while fleeing on foot, or (B) literally anything other than (A)?   (fortstewart.patch.com) divider line 32
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2012-12-10 01:10:41 PM
He'd just been released from prison, but decided he missed it.......

*clicks on link*

.......and he's not Earl Simmons!
 
2012-12-10 03:04:51 PM
I thought the answer was always C.
 
2012-12-10 03:29:54 PM

Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.


Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.
 
2012-12-10 03:48:32 PM
FTFA: Hall sped away, driving west in eastbound lanes with his headlights off in an attempt to elude police.

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It's a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.
 
2012-12-10 04:05:42 PM
C) Shoot the hostage.
 
2012-12-10 04:05:49 PM
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2012-12-10 04:09:54 PM

AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.


Unless D is all of the above in which case the answer can be D.
 
2012-12-10 04:14:06 PM
do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.
 
2012-12-10 04:15:13 PM

vegasj: do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.


THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

*clicks Funny button*
 
2012-12-10 04:15:59 PM
That's such a better choice than C.
 
2012-12-10 04:19:01 PM
He tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbiatch Obama in the White House. He doesn't know. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.
 
2012-12-10 04:19:16 PM
ok subby i just failed a test because you broke the rules

c the awnser is always c
 
2012-12-10 04:21:08 PM

fireclown: C) Shoot the hostage.


Yeah? Well I'm taller.
 
2012-12-10 04:22:03 PM
I "c" what you did there except not really.
 
2012-12-10 04:22:25 PM
Related to Anthony Micheal Hall?

/got nothin
 
2012-12-10 04:27:12 PM

AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.


Let's see...this is Fark, and C is usually worse than A and B, so...

C) Hijack a bus full of grade school kids with your crazy old lady and force the kids to sing Celine Dion songs while you go on a cross country killing spree
 
2012-12-10 04:33:00 PM
It's c. As always.
 
2012-12-10 04:33:14 PM

Mega Steve: AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

Let's see...this is Fark, and C is usually worse than A and B, so...

C) Hijack a bus full of grade school kids with your crazy old lady and force the kids to sing Celine Dion songs while you go on a cross country killing spree


Because when I here a Celine Dion song I know the only improvement I could imagine is a children's choir.
 
2012-12-10 04:33:21 PM
As dumb as this guy is you hope he will kill himself accidentally soon so we wont have to pay for him in prison
 
2012-12-10 04:33:31 PM
I see there are a lot of like minded people here on FARK....I don't think that A and B are the answers. What is choice C?

Inquiring minds want to know! I'm not going to read the article to find out....give me the option!
 
2012-12-10 04:37:42 PM
Hey subs the answer is always C. Guess no one else saw that so I just wanted to point that out.
 
2012-12-10 04:38:54 PM
Police finally caught up with Hall and placed him under arrest. Charges against him include aggravated assault on a police officer, fleeing to elude an officer, driving under the influence and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, according to the Morning News.

/should have just gunned him and saved the taxpayers the burden of taking care of his worthless ass.
 
2012-12-10 04:55:34 PM

Holocaust Agnostic: Because when I here a Celine Dion song I know the only improvement I could imagine is a children's choir.


Couldn't make it much worse
 
2012-12-10 05:32:15 PM
The answer is literally always C.
 
2012-12-10 05:49:27 PM
C is for Conform.
 
2012-12-10 05:55:44 PM
I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.
 
2012-12-10 06:20:38 PM

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.



You forgot about porn
 
2012-12-10 06:23:17 PM

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.


You mispelled vodak, moran
 
2012-12-10 06:31:16 PM
Dumbass needs to be visited by JailBot.
jailbot.com
 
2012-12-10 07:30:42 PM
Subby?

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2012-12-10 07:44:58 PM
Subby, you lost me at the unnecessary "literally."
 
2012-12-10 07:49:07 PM
You're making the TFers heads assplode, subby. Thank you.
 
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