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(Guardian)   "He got his testicles trapped in her parents' toilet seat; she punched him in the face and tried to reverse into his lover's car" Surprisingly their marriage ended in divorce   ( ) divider line
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6706 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2012 at 11:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-10 11:52:49 AM  
3 votes:
Don't give him one of these for Christmas...
2012-12-10 11:18:43 AM  
2 votes:
Keep this guy away from slatted chairs.
2012-12-10 11:57:22 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-10 11:48:13 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ChipNASA: /got damn buttons.

How small are your nuts that you can get them stuck in that chair?? You'd have to have balls the size of peas.

Ah Grasshopper......(also "WELCOME TO FARK.COM NOOB!)

Ode to BigZ2K....." I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help. Can't move, need advice, soonish.

/like clicky pops to original thread
2012-12-10 11:46:48 AM  
1 vote:

Holocaust Agnostic: An I thought accidentally dipping in the water was bad.

I hate when poop plops and spashes water on my anus.
2012-12-10 11:43:18 AM  
1 vote:
/got damn buttons.
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