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(Guardian)   "He got his testicles trapped in her parents' toilet seat; she punched him in the face and tried to reverse into his lover's car" Surprisingly their marriage ended in divorce   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-12-10 11:18:43 AM  
Keep this guy away from slatted chairs.
 
2012-12-10 11:42:18 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Keep this guy away from slatted chairs.


http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/443/54643cf5e110rd6.jpg

/not fast enough.
 
2012-12-10 11:42:30 AM  
An I thought accidentally dipping in the water was bad.
 
2012-12-10 11:43:18 AM  
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/got damn buttons.
 
2012-12-10 11:44:48 AM  
"One day their toilet seat broke when I sat on it. As I stood up my testicles got clamped underneath it. "

What the... how the... I can't visualize this.
 
2012-12-10 11:44:57 AM  
Those crazy kids. Hope they work it out and get back together.
 
2012-12-10 11:45:26 AM  

ChipNASA: /got damn buttons.


How small are your nuts that you can get them stuck in that chair?? You'd have to have balls the size of peas.
 
2012-12-10 11:46:48 AM  

Holocaust Agnostic: An I thought accidentally dipping in the water was bad.


I hate when poop plops and spashes water on my anus.
 
2012-12-10 11:48:13 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ChipNASA: /got damn buttons.

How small are your nuts that you can get them stuck in that chair?? You'd have to have balls the size of peas.


Ah Grasshopper......(also "WELCOME TO FARK.COM NOOB!)



Ode to BigZ2K....." I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help. Can't move, need advice, soonish.

 
/like clicky pops to original thread
 
2012-12-10 11:48:50 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Holocaust Agnostic: An I thought accidentally dipping in the water was bad.

I hate when poop plops and spashes water on my anus.


Could be worse....could be oil.
 
2012-12-10 11:49:12 AM  
Whatever happened to ballsack conundrum?
 
2012-12-10 11:50:24 AM  
There is so much fail in the article

- multiple affairs
- multiple broken families
- Man going back to living with mum
- bipolar mom
- depressed dad

Yikes, those what, 6 kids from like 4 different gene pools, have no chance
 
2012-12-10 11:50:49 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: "One day their toilet seat broke when I sat on it. As I stood up my testicles got clamped underneath it. "

What the... how the... I can't visualize this.


That's unpossible!!?!
 
2012-12-10 11:52:43 AM  
Other than to recall the amazing thread by BigZ2K, what's the point of this article?

Yes I RTFA
 
2012-12-10 11:52:49 AM  
Don't give him one of these for Christmas...

fubegra.net
 
2012-12-10 11:52:50 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How small are your nuts that you can get them stuck in that chair?? You'd have to have balls the size of peas.


That's not quite what happened; see the other picture (NSFW).
 
2012-12-10 11:54:42 AM  

ChipNASA: [img19.imageshack.us image 640x480]
/got damn buttons.


Came for the Ballsack Conundrum reference....leaving in sympathetic pain.
 
2012-12-10 11:55:28 AM  
Ah, the ol' "other woman who gets the guy and is shocked when he cheats on her" storyline. 
 
2012-12-10 11:56:05 AM  
I thought these were the lyrics to a country western song....
 
2012-12-10 11:56:12 AM  
Sounds like a Ben Stiller movie.
 
2012-12-10 11:57:22 AM  
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2012-12-10 12:00:04 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: "One day their toilet seat broke when I sat on it. As I stood up my testicles got clamped underneath it. "

What the... how the... I can't visualize this.


I can. But I sure as fark am not going to write it out.
 
2012-12-10 12:00:10 PM  
Okay that was painful to read... both the writing style and the actual content of the article.

Then there was no resolution it was just "She said... he said" -- and then no real conclusion. Their poor children.
 
2012-12-10 12:01:38 PM  
What a conundrum.
 
2012-12-10 12:03:43 PM  
Ooooof....Brits.
 
2012-12-10 12:04:47 PM  

ChrisDe: Those crazy kids. Hope they work it out and get back together.


I don't think that's gonna happen. FTA:

She has Pete now, and he's a great bloke. He's taken on my children, has two of his own, and he and Laura have had two lovely daughters. They are a great family unit and have been a huge support to me. I'm living back with my mum and dad, and taking medication for depression, which Laura and Pete are helping me through.
 
2012-12-10 12:06:10 PM  

dugitman: Ah, the ol' "other woman who gets the guy and is shocked when he cheats on her" storyline.


Yeah, that's what I was thinking. When you break up somebody else's engagement or marriage to get with them, don't be surprised when they cheat again. If you don't mind that risk, fine, but be aware of what you're getting into.
 
2012-12-10 12:26:05 PM  

ChipNASA: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ChipNASA: /got damn buttons.

How small are your nuts that you can get them stuck in that chair?? You'd have to have balls the size of peas.

Ah Grasshopper......(also "WELCOME TO FARK.COM NOOB!)



Ode to BigZ2K....." I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help. Can't move, need advice, soonish.

 
/like clicky pops to original thread


Has it been six years already? I would have sworn it was back in 2010 or something like that...
 
2012-12-10 12:31:43 PM  
That was one of the funniest FARK threads, ever! I was supposed to be telecommuting that day, but I popped in for a quick peek at FARK, found that thread, and was lost in laughter the rest of the day. Good times, good times.

As for TFA: if he'll cheat WITH you, he'll cheat ON you, duh!
 
2012-12-10 12:56:02 PM  
"tried to reverse into his lover's car"

I am unfamiliar with that position, but intrigued.
 
2012-12-10 01:01:06 PM  

JesseL: Sounds like a Ben Stiller movie.


I thought the same thing.Of course being England the father-in-law would have to be a retired MI6 agent played by Sean Connery or Roger Moore.
 
2012-12-10 01:36:44 PM  
I guess the moral here is don't get your junk out at her parents' house.

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agrees.
 
2012-12-10 03:26:26 PM  
Grow a pair! Sounds like they got RIPPED off on the toilet seat!
 
2012-12-10 03:39:29 PM  
If I had attention-whore parents who ran to a newspaper to brag about this kind of idiocy there would be a murder-suicide in their future.

Actually, just a murder-murder.
 
2012-12-10 04:58:09 PM  
Why??

Why would they even open up to the public about all of their seriously screwed-up stuff?

Why did they mention that she tried to drive her car into his new lover's car, and add "she drove over his foot" as an afterthought later in the article?

Why did she ever think that a cheater was a good idea as the basis for a marriage?

Why were they so blase about all of these terrible things?

How can she not know how many miscarriages she had?

Why is the no-man's-land between her house and his car? Doesn't he live with his parents now?

Why would they put their names AND faces to this list of "you're totally crazy"?? NONE of this was cute!


And lastly one "what" question:

WTF was the point of this article??



Now I'm kinda sad.
 
2012-12-10 07:18:05 PM  

Fubegra: Don't give him one of these for Christmas...

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I love the name. The Balser sounds like the Cockknocker's henchman
 
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