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(Starpulse)   Megan Fox last week: "I'm no longer going to pose in sexy outfits or bikinis." Megan Fox this week: "Oh, I think I'll wear this sexy white see-through lace dress with black undies to this March of Dimes event"   (starpulse.com) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, March of Dimes, Megan Fox, Sizzles, lace, Brian Austin Green, undies  
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12889 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Dec 2012 at 11:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-10 11:00:39 AM
Translation: LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M STILL RELEVANT NO REALLY QUIT LAUGHING I'M A REAL ACTRESS
 
2012-12-10 11:37:38 AM
That's really not that sexy or revealing. It's a large, dress-shaped doily.
 
2012-12-10 11:38:24 AM
shut up and pout.
 
2012-12-10 11:40:50 AM
Don't announce it.....Just DO it.
 
2012-12-10 11:42:04 AM
Sizzles? She's wearing a doily over a black body suit. Actually pretty plain by vapid car washing skank standards.
 
2012-12-10 11:42:23 AM

rogue49: shut up and put out.


FTFY.
 
2012-12-10 11:47:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Translation: LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M STILL RELEVANT NO REALLY QUIT LAUGHING I'M A REAL ACTRESS


There's plenty of talented actresses with fantastic bodies.
 
2012-12-10 11:47:04 AM
I didn't know "undies" covered the entire torso....
 
2012-12-10 11:48:33 AM
Subby - this isn't that scandalous. She doesn't look skanky and the outfit isn't overly revealing of well anything.

/non-headline headline
 
2012-12-10 11:50:34 AM
Luckily she has all that acting talent to fall back on when she stops wearing skimpy outfits.
 
2012-12-10 11:50:59 AM
She really needs to stick with the sexy stuff while she can, its all shes got. By the time 40 comes around, she will be done. Grab the cash while you can Meg, because, honey, your not a good actress.
 
2012-12-10 11:53:07 AM
www.wearysloth.com

You look like a doily.

/don't know if that is the right scene or not...
 
2012-12-10 11:55:38 AM
Actually, that's pretty tame.
 
2012-12-10 11:58:26 AM

movieman_1979: Sizzles? She's wearing a doily over a black body suit. Actually pretty plain by vapid car washing skank standards.


agreed, sadly
I was hoping for something much more sincerely 'vapid skank'
 
2012-12-10 11:59:08 AM

Sultan Of Herf: She really needs to stick with the sexy stuff while she can, its all shes got. By the time 40 comes around, she will be done. Grab the cash while you can Meg, because, honey, your not a good actress.


Not to be a jerk or anything, but I'm pretty sure Megan Fox was done before she was 25.
 
2012-12-10 12:05:07 PM
You may think she's hot, but don't let her get you under her thumb!
 
2012-12-10 12:07:24 PM

milowitz: I didn't know "undies" covered the entire torso....


It''s called a "slip". Used to be common way back when. My grandmother used to wear them; however I just had a bad image of grandma trying to wear the rest of that outfit.
 
2012-12-10 12:07:28 PM

Alassra: She doesn't look skanky and the outfit isn't overly revealing of well anything.


I has a sad.
 
2012-12-10 12:07:40 PM
Get out of the house more, subby.
 
2012-12-10 12:09:43 PM
Okay, so Megan Fox is hot, and I would certainly disappoint her for minutes on end if given the chance... but I just don't understand the attention that some people give her. She's a 'meh' actress with a hot body and not much personality (from what I can tell). Aren't they a dime a dozen in Hollywood land? Nothing to see here - let's move on.
 
2012-12-10 12:10:23 PM
That's pretty tame for Megan Fox. Actually, she looks quite elegant in it.
 
2012-12-10 12:12:06 PM

movieman_1979: Sizzles? She's wearing a doily over a black body suit. Actually pretty plain by vapid car washing skank standards.


Pretty much this - she's got a kid now and her acting wasn't really cutting it anyway.
 
2012-12-10 12:18:23 PM
I'd have sex with her but would feel bad afterwards.
Like I took advantage of a retarded person.
 
2012-12-10 12:18:58 PM

Reality Asylum: Okay, so Megan Fox is hot, and I would certainly disappoint her for minutes on end if given the chance... but I just don't understand the attention that some people give her. She's a 'meh' actress with a hot body and not much personality (from what I can tell). Aren't they a dime a dozen in Hollywood land? Nothing to see here - let's move on.


She was willing to fault in more so than others though. You know walk the line without ending up in porn, while showing enough skin to get fans.
 
2012-12-10 12:19:47 PM

NashMcNash: That's really not that sexy or revealing. It's a large, dress-shaped doily.


This. That's not sexy at all and her demeanour is anti-sexy too. Face it Subby, Megan Fox has bigger integrity than you.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:16 PM
I'll bet Smitty's sitting in a room full of Cheetos dust thinking, "Made you look! A ha ha ha!"
 
2012-12-10 12:25:48 PM

100 Watt Walrus: I'll bet Smitty's sitting in a room full of Cheetos dust thinking, "Made you look! A ha ha ha!"


mmm, cheetos
 
2012-12-10 12:35:11 PM
Trolltastic headline?

Black undies is not the same as a black body suit. If anything she is dressed somewhat demurely.
 
2012-12-10 12:38:21 PM
Subby, apparently, is an 80 year old Amish woman.
 
2012-12-10 12:40:50 PM
in all fairness she isn't posing or modeling in a sexy outfit. Did she ever say she wasn't going to dress sexy again?

Going to a charity event in a sort of sexy cute dress isn't the same as posing in a skimpy slutty outfit
 
2012-12-10 12:48:27 PM
No one cares about your Amish upbringing, Subby.
 
2012-12-10 01:25:42 PM

milowitz: I didn't know "undies" covered the entire torso....


Someone needs to teach Subby what a slip is.
Possibly also introduce him to the touch of a woman.
 
kab
2012-12-10 01:54:26 PM
Farkers last week: "eww I'm so sick of Megan Fox and her icky thumbs gross I can't stand her"
Farkers this week: "oooh a new article. *submit*"
 
2012-12-10 02:20:24 PM

Lego_Addict: That's pretty tame for Megan Fox. Actually, she looks quite elegant in it.


...minus the heels that could give you a puncture wound no fewer than three ways, pretty much this.
 
2012-12-10 02:24:43 PM

Zombie DJ: I'd have sex with her but would feel bad afterwards.
Like I took advantage of a retarded person.


This post should be used to demonstrate that similes are about comparisons & not explanations.
 
2012-12-10 02:59:19 PM

kab: Farkers last week: "eww I'm so sick of Megan Fox and her icky thumbs gross I can't stand her"
Farkers blowing the mods this week: "oooh a new article. *submit*"


FTFY

/goose-egging and bitter 
 
2012-12-10 03:04:49 PM
those arent undies. the black part is the inside part of the dress, the white part is the outside part. This isnt farking rocket science.
 
2012-12-10 04:14:41 PM
She looks awesome.
 
Skr
2012-12-10 05:19:21 PM
That material is hit or miss. Sometimes it can look great, other times it just reminds me of the table cover at grandma's house during Christmas dinner.

Megan Fox is looking a little less alien in these photos. I wonder why.
 
2012-12-10 06:05:48 PM
I would love to have that dress...so I can cut it up and make it into doilies. That thing is ugly, definitely not sexy.

presspuppy.com

/straight woman, would totally hit that
 
2012-12-10 07:39:37 PM
Yeah, that's not undies. That's a white-lace-over-black-satin dress, The fact that the black lining is a bit plungy while leaving the cleavage covered with white lace is...nicely done, actually. a little provocative, a little covered up. I'm really pleasantly surprised.
 
2012-12-10 07:55:14 PM
I dont understand myself, fark.

I loathe Fox. Dont get me wrong, I would agree to do questionably illegal things in bed with her if she asked. But its not something I would pursue.

However, I would walk through broken glass to be able to tongue punch Kristen Stewarts fart box.

I just dont understand.
 
2012-12-10 08:38:49 PM
Those aren't black undies, liarmitter, that's a black underDRESS. Maybe your mom's panties are that huge or something, but that is a dress.
 
2012-12-11 12:03:26 AM
She's only 26?!
 
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