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2012-12-10 01:41:42 PM
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2012-12-10 01:47:55 PM
Did i just watch all the CSI shows in like 3 minutes?
 
2012-12-10 01:49:25 PM
Too bad you can't do this with engineers.
 
2012-12-10 01:51:32 PM
There was a whole lot of "British Hot" in that video.
 
2012-12-10 01:56:43 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Did i just watch all the CSI shows in like 3 minutes?


With a dash of NCIS (inked chick).

/video needed more of Inked Scientist Girl.
 
2012-12-10 02:01:20 PM

hp6sa: There was a whole lot of "British Hot" in that video.


well, british hot is a lot better than fark hot
 
2012-12-10 02:12:09 PM
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I have no idea what this means. But hey, scientists.
 
2012-12-10 02:26:19 PM
She blinded me... with SCIENCE!!
 
2012-12-10 02:27:08 PM
Using Morse Code, that could take a while.
 
2012-12-10 02:31:07 PM

hp6sa: There was a whole lot of "British Hot" in that video.


Followed by some "Studman69" in this thread.
 
2012-12-10 02:41:16 PM

fustanella: Using Morse Code, that could take a while.


Not really. You'd be surprised at how fast Morse can really be: I just got a QSL card from a ham down in Texas. We were using Morse to talk to each other while we were both driving 70+ MPH down the highway, separated by roughly 1,200 miles.
 
2012-12-10 02:55:21 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: hp6sa: There was a whole lot of "British Hot" in that video.

Followed by some "Studman69" in this thread.


Why was sexy in quotation marks then?
 
2012-12-10 03:03:42 PM

dittybopper: fustanella: Using Morse Code, that could take a while.

Not really. You'd be surprised at how fast Morse can really be: I just got a QSL card from a ham down in Texas. We were using Morse to talk to each other while we were both driving 70+ MPH down the highway, separated by roughly 1,200 miles.



Talking on your cellphone and scarfing down a cheeseburger while driving wasn't distracting enough for you? What's next, smoke signals?

I like to tease, but that's actually pretty cool. And assuming you know Morse code very well I'm guessing it's probably easier to safely tap out a morse code message then it is a text message on a cellphone. One button vs. a bunch of buttons and all. I'd think it'd be a pain not to be able to write down the incoming message though.

A friend of mine is deaf and she texts without looking with one hand while driving or doing anything else without being distracted almost at all. Since that's her main method of electronic communications she's pretty much preternaturally good with it after this many years.
 
2012-12-10 03:06:44 PM
They don't all look like Denise Richards in glasses?
 
2012-12-10 03:20:25 PM

mongbiohazard: assuming you know Morse code very well


I think it's pretty safe to assume that: I was a "ditty bopper" in the Army, a Morse code interceptor, hence my nom de Fark. I'm one of the few relatively young people you'll meet that has used Morse professionally. I liked it so much, I got my ham radio license after I got out of the Army, so I could continue using it. It's been, what, 27 years now since I first learned it.

I'm guessing it's probably easier to safely tap out a morse code message then it is a text message on a cellphone.

This is actually true: Since I'm receiving it in my head and transmitting by tapping a key wedged between the front seats of the car, I don't have to take my eyes off the road at all. *MUCH* safer than texting, by a long shot.
 
2012-12-10 03:21:27 PM

mongbiohazard: What's next, smoke signals?


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Workin' on it.
 
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2012-12-10 03:44:18 PM

pute kisses like a man: hp6sa: There was a whole lot of "British Hot" in that video.

well, british hot is a lot better than fark hot


Point completely missed.
 
2012-12-10 03:46:44 PM

dittybopper: mongbiohazard: What's next, smoke signals?

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Workin' on it.


Every goddamned thread.
 
2012-12-10 04:11:43 PM

dittybopper: mongbiohazard: What's next, smoke signals?

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Workin' on it.



While driving though! So you may need to modify your car a bit.

Interestingly enough, the Incas had a system for using smoke signals to send messages across the empire. Between this and their networks of runners they could get messages across the empire in hours, so at the time they had the fastest communication systems in the world by far.
 
2012-12-10 04:26:31 PM
Ehhh... pretty much.

/and the studman bs just means a guy isn't admitting that guys will put their junk into almost anything. Which is true. But that's not the point here. It's more about rating how we'd feel AFTER.
 
2012-12-10 04:39:23 PM

exparrot: They don't all look like Denise Richards in glasses?


No but they can give you a pill that makes you think they do.
 
2012-12-10 07:17:30 PM
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2012-12-10 08:12:45 PM

mongbiohazard: While driving though! So you may need to modify your car a bit.


I had a Triumph Spitfire that would send smoke signals. Hell, it was a smoke screen.
 
2012-12-10 08:15:01 PM

sp86: dittybopper: mongbiohazard: What's next, smoke signals?

[i41.tinypic.com image 850x723]

Workin' on it.

Every goddamned thread.


Don't fret: Primitive Biathlon season starts in a month, so I'll have new pictures soon enough. I've been growing my hair even longer this year, because I know it means so much to you.
 
2012-12-10 08:39:11 PM

dittybopper: fustanella: Using Morse Code, that could take a while.

Not really. You'd be surprised at how fast Morse can really be: I just got a QSL card from a ham down in Texas. We were using Morse to talk to each other while we were both driving 70+ MPH down the highway, separated by roughly 1,200 miles.



There's this retired GE engineer I know who teaches high school physics. He has a ham set in the classroom and the kids love it. He has an open challenge for them to race him - texting vs Morse. He wins every time. It's not even close.
 
2012-12-11 01:13:28 AM
A group of female "scientists"...

...many of whom are currently working on PhDs in the psychology unit of the university


Haha, they think they're scientists. That is so cute.
 
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