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2012-12-10 09:14:45 AM  
Ok, I laughed at the Tebow comment.
 
2012-12-10 09:19:27 AM  
Oh yay. Dick jokes from people pretending to be someone else.

ha.. ha.
 
2012-12-10 09:41:16 AM  
The only part of these I enjoy any more is Russell Wilson's one line.
 
2012-12-10 09:45:13 AM  

IAmRight: The only part of these I enjoy any more is Russell Wilson's one line.


This.
 
2012-12-10 09:45:20 AM  
OB?
 
2012-12-10 09:47:27 AM  
I think this stopped being funny sometime around week 2.
 
2012-12-10 09:49:09 AM  
Started strong but sorta limped to the barn.
 
2012-12-10 09:51:36 AM  
Y'all can hate. It makes me laugh.

Could do with out M Night Shanahan at the end there.
 
2012-12-10 09:54:21 AM  
Oh good, is this the thread where half of FARK tells us how stupid these things are? I'm glad we have those every week.

I think these are fully as hell and I don't care who knows.
 
2012-12-10 09:57:58 AM  

IAmRight: The only part of these I enjoy any more is Russell Wilson's one line.


I think Russell Wilson is the only one to have a consistent character over 14 weeks. That's a pretty solid consistency ranking and qualifier for Rookie MVP
 
2012-12-10 09:59:31 AM  
FUNNY. FUNNY as hell.

/goddammit
 
2012-12-10 09:59:59 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Y'all can hate. It makes me laugh.

Could do with out M Night Shanahan at the end there.


Yeah, shoulda been Vince Russo SHOCKING SWERVE!
 
2012-12-10 10:00:50 AM  

tnpir: Oh good, is this the thread where half of FARK tells us how stupid these things are? I'm glad we have those every week.


They're just longing for days gone by, when they could tell us how stupid Strong Bad E-Mails were...
 
2012-12-10 10:01:01 AM  
On opposite day are these funny again?
 
2012-12-10 10:05:57 AM  
BTW, NFC West fun fact of the day:

The Cardinals still have the longest winning streak of the season in the division. In fact, the longest winning streaks are:

Arizona: 4
St. Louis: 3
Seattle/San Francisco: 2
 
2012-12-10 10:07:29 AM  
All subby had to do was copy-and-paste the headline, and he still managed to fark it up.

/OB
i.bnet.com
 
2012-12-10 10:09:01 AM  
That was mildly enjoyable. Should have had Lindley in there too, just for good measure.
 
2012-12-10 10:11:02 AM  

IAmRight: BTW, NFC West fun fact of the day:

The Cardinals still have the longest winning streak of the season in the division. In fact, the longest winning streaks are:

Arizona: 4
St. Louis: 3
Seattle/San Francisco: 2


Conversely they have the longest losing streak at 9...
 
2012-12-10 10:11:18 AM  

SilentStrider: Ok, I laughed at the Tebow comment.


As did I. That was pretty funny.
 
2012-12-10 10:11:26 AM  

puckrock2000: All subby had to do was copy-and-paste the headline, and he still managed to fark it up.

/OB
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For about 1/2 a second I pondered that being meant as an "opposite". Subby just Sanchezed this one.

healthandswellness.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-10 10:18:11 AM  
You know why I hate being a Bills fan? We aren't even interesting enough of a team to get Fitz in these threads . . .

/depression
 
2012-12-10 10:44:20 AM  
I admit I giggled some.
 
2012-12-10 10:44:24 AM  
Mayor of Noodlearm Island.

It's so true.

So true.
 
2012-12-10 10:48:34 AM  

RangerTaylor: You know why I hate being a Bills fan? We aren't even interesting enough of a team to get Fitz in these threads . . .

/depression


Captain Courageous pats you on the back.

I loved the first one, hated pretty much every one they've done since, and somehow laughed like a toddler on helium at this one. It's annoying in the sense that it reads exactly like one guy having an imaginary conversation in his head (which... you know, it is), but a few of the lines themselves (namely the aforementioned Tebow and Wilson spurts, plus the Ponder/Foles exchange) made me laugh.
 
2012-12-10 10:53:30 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Y'all can hate. It makes me laugh..


This.
 
2012-12-10 10:53:46 AM  
These PFM posts are so polarizing it makes the sports tab feel like the politics tab. No moderate voices of reason to...
Ohhh...

Lost Thought 00: That was mildly enjoyable. Should have had Lindley in there too, just for good measure.


RINO! Fark Independent! Or something.
 
2012-12-10 11:01:22 AM  
I liked "Fail Monster" and "win-jism"
 
2012-12-10 11:24:51 AM  
I actually chuckled a couple of times, although it drug on about a dozen comments longer than it should have.
 
2012-12-10 11:26:40 AM  
All you people biatching and moaning how it's not funny still clicked the link and read it so the joke's on you.
 
2012-12-10 11:30:13 AM  

RangerTaylor: You know why I hate being a Bills fan? We aren't even interesting enough of a team to get Fitz in these threads . . .

/depression


He's too well educated to be chatting with the other knuckleheads.

Actually I think he's piped in just a couple times.
 
2012-12-10 11:35:15 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I loved the first one, hated pretty much every one they've done since, and somehow laughed like a toddler on helium at this one.


I agree, the others have only given me mild joy but overall "trying too hard" reactions... this one was much more entertaining. Fewer expletive-laden rants and sexual violence jokes perhaps is better for me.
 
2012-12-10 11:37:12 AM  

RangerTaylor: You know why I hate being a Bills fan? We aren't even interesting enough of a team to get Fitz in these threads . . .

/depression


No worries man, he'll show up next week.
 
2012-12-10 11:41:51 AM  

tnpir: Oh good, is this the thread where half of FARK tells us how stupid these things are? I'm glad we have those every week.


How very meta of you. Perhaps you should go into any wrestling thread and comment on the people who say wrestling shouldn't be on the Sports tab (it shouldn't). Or any hockey/soccer/football thread and comment on the inevitable guy who says nobody watches hockey/soccer/armored wankball.
 
2012-12-10 11:47:29 AM  
Would've been even better with Alex Smith weighing in with some depressed comment about losing his job to an obviously better QB...
 
2012-12-10 11:51:03 AM  

RsquaredW: comment on the inevitable guy who says nobody watches hockey/soccer/armored wankball.


I don't believe I've ever seen anyone comment that nobody watches football.
 
2012-12-10 12:22:44 PM  

IAmRight: BTW, NFC West fun fact of the day:

The Cardinals had the longest winning streak of the season in the division. In fact, the longest winning streaks are:

Arizona: 4
St. Louis: 3
Seattle/San Francisco: 2


FTFY. Win streaks aren't streaks anymore once they're over. The Rams' one is still active.
 
2012-12-10 12:24:11 PM  
As usual it's about 70 lines too long
 
2012-12-10 12:30:37 PM  

Zoophagous: IAmRight: The only part of these I enjoy any more is Russell Wilson's one line.

This.


2nd'd
 
2012-12-10 12:44:02 PM  

grinding_journalist: FTFY. Win streaks aren't streaks anymore once they're over. The Rams' one is still active.


No, it's the longest one of the season. It still happened this season and it's still on record as the longest win streak within the division this year.
 
2012-12-10 12:51:01 PM  
Those are slightly more amusing when the team you follow actually manages to win a game.
 
2012-12-10 12:51:25 PM  
I just like that the Skins beating the Ravens wasn't considered evidence of opposite day.
 
2012-12-10 12:51:32 PM  
These are hilarious!

/It's not opposite day
 
2012-12-10 12:58:26 PM  

RsquaredW: tnpir: Oh good, is this the thread where half of FARK tells us how stupid these things are? I'm glad we have those every week.

How very meta of you. Perhaps you should go into any wrestling thread and comment on the people who say wrestling shouldn't be on the Sports tab (it shouldn't). Or any hockey/soccer/football thread and comment on the inevitable guy who says nobody watches hockey/soccer/armored wankball.


Armored wankball? I'm not sure if that sounds like fun or sounds like never-ending pain.
 
2012-12-10 12:58:54 PM  
This is funny?
 
2012-12-10 01:11:11 PM  
I liked this one.
 
2012-12-10 02:39:22 PM  
Eli's burn on DROO BREEEEEEEEEZ prompted me to guffaw.

And I guffawed.
 
2012-12-10 03:06:47 PM  
First one of these I've read. It was okay. Laughed at Tebow & Wilson's comments
 
2012-12-10 03:21:02 PM  
I always enjoy the threats made to Russell Wilson. And Rex Ryan telling Tebow to shut his Communion wafer hole amused me to no end.
 
2012-12-10 04:04:20 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Y'all can hate. It makes me laugh.

Could do with out M Night Shanahan at the end there.


I think that would have been a better ending.

//I liked it. Attaboy Tom.
 
2012-12-10 05:44:29 PM  
"We're literally force feeding you a poisoned apple"

/I chuckled
 
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