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(Yahoo)   Mitt Romney gives Manny Pacquiao his pre-fight endorsement, and of course we all know how that went. With awesome photo of Romney's reaction to KO   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 46
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2012-12-10 09:12:22 AM  
I didn't know Mormons were allowed to watch violent sports for entertainment.
 
2012-12-10 09:23:12 AM  

marius2: I didn't know Mormons were allowed to watch violent sports for entertainment.


Then you clearly didn't know that Harry Reid used to box.
 
2012-12-10 09:25:17 AM  
l2.yimg.com
 
2012-12-10 09:27:17 AM  
I guess all that Christian homophobic scare talking he did didn't help much.

How did that mat taste Pacquiao?
 
2012-12-10 09:32:31 AM  

Diogenes: marius2: I didn't know Mormons were allowed to watch violent sports for entertainment.

Then you clearly didn't know that Harry Reid used to box.


When he was in high school, he converted to Mormonism in college.
 
2012-12-10 09:39:13 AM  

marius2: Diogenes: marius2: I didn't know Mormons were allowed to watch violent sports for entertainment.

Then you clearly didn't know that Harry Reid used to box.

When he was in high school, he converted to Mormonism in college.


Ah. I knew he wasn't pro or anything. Didn't know he was a convert, though.
 
2012-12-10 09:57:47 AM  

Diogenes:

Ah. I knew he wasn't pro or anything. Didn't know he was a convert, though.


I had to double check myself and I got that from Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt.

CSB time, one of students I had this semester in my self-defense class was a Mormon and she got the basics of the roundhouse kick down faster than anyone I've ever seen before. She could probably a snap a neck off if she ever fought, but she won't.
 
2012-12-10 10:12:18 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
gifsoup.com
 
2012-12-10 10:17:09 AM  
Jesus, could Mitt be any worse at this public persona thing?
 
2012-12-10 10:18:03 AM  
Marquez was just a surrogate for the Latinos that cost him the election.
 
2012-12-10 10:20:56 AM  
Manny, it wasn't necessary to do a Romney impersonation in his honor.
 
2012-12-10 10:29:46 AM  

Diogenes: Marquez was just a surrogate for the Latinos illegals that cost him the election.

 

Fixed
 
2012-12-10 10:37:16 AM  
Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy
 
2012-12-10 10:37:31 AM  
"So that's the image everyone had of me on election night."
 
2012-12-10 10:39:32 AM  

marius2: Diogenes:

Ah. I knew he wasn't pro or anything. Didn't know he was a convert, though.

I had to double check myself and I got that from Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt.

CSB time, one of students I had this semester in my self-defense class was a Mormon and she got the basics of the roundhouse kick down faster than anyone I've ever seen before. She could probably a snap a neck off if she ever fought, but she won't.


Mormons are not Quakers.
 
2012-12-10 10:40:20 AM  

MilesTeg: Diogenes: Marquez was just a surrogate for the Latinos illegals that cost him the election. 

Fixed


Evidence or STFU.
 
2012-12-10 10:42:26 AM  

MFAWG: Mormons are not Quakers.


As many Native Americans and pioneers can attest to
 
2012-12-10 10:43:17 AM  
Manny had only prepared a victory speech.
 
2012-12-10 10:44:51 AM  
So Romney screwed PAC, But Obama screwed the whole country. Can we trade?
 
2012-12-10 10:45:46 AM  
"I got hit by a punch I didn't see," he said.

This could have been said by either one of them.
 
2012-12-10 10:46:22 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy


Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes
 
2012-12-10 10:57:09 AM  

MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes


I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.
 
2012-12-10 10:59:16 AM  

Muffin'sTop: MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes

I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.


Only 24 minutes left
 
2012-12-10 11:00:50 AM  

MFAWG: m

Mormons are not Quakers.


Link
"Should Mormons be pacifists? This isn't a question that arises too often these days, but does on occasion as a result of Mormons reading the story of the people of Ammon from the Book of Mormon. The people of Ammon (also known as the Ammonites or Anti-Nephi-Lehies), lived in the first century B.C in the Americas. They make a covenant or promise with God to "bury" their "weapons of war" in order to repent and receive forgiveness for the "many murders and sins" they committed before their conversion to Christianity. Before long they are attacked, and rather than defend themselves, they stand by their promise by allowing themselves to be slaughtered. After about a thousand are killed, their refusal to fight has such a profound effect on their attackers that the attackers stop the slaughter and convert to Christianity as well."
 
2012-12-10 11:02:34 AM  
Farkers do their best to inject politics into the sports tab, and of course we know what the slant will be. With photo of what skrame's disappointed face might look like:

cdn.abclocal.go.com
 
2012-12-10 11:06:31 AM  

skrame: Farkers do their best to inject politics into the sports tab, and of course we know what the slant will be. With photo of what skrame's disappointed face might look like:

[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252]


When the actual headline of the article itself is "Manny Pacquiao met Mitt Romney before getting knocked out" I don't think you can argue we're inserting politics into sports. We can't cross list articles between tabs.
 
2012-12-10 11:34:09 AM  
47% of Marquez's punches landed.
 
2012-12-10 11:45:08 AM  

EyeballKid: 47% of Marquez's punches landed.


*slow clap*
 
2012-12-10 11:48:56 AM  
I just hope that bastard doesn't try to rub his loser stink over the Patriots.
Stick to Michigan Mitt, Lions fans are used to Romney levels of success.
 
2012-12-10 11:49:00 AM  
Romney is like the King Midas of crap.

Everything he touches... I hope this becomes his legacy, his meme.
 
2012-12-10 11:49:15 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy


Really? He would of absolutely ruined Pacquiao.

It was more of a "greed" thing than anything. Floyd didn't want to play second fiddle to anyone else, ever. Ego is too big.
 
2012-12-10 11:52:14 AM  

Muffin'sTop: MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes

I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.


HAHAHAHA. I mean, I like to say I'd beat up a pretty boy celeb here or there, but this guy is going full, "my friends can beat up Mayweather."

EXTREME ITG.
 
2012-12-10 12:00:55 PM  
Is his head Photoshopped in that picture? It looks like one of those disturbing 'shops.
 
2012-12-10 12:05:51 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Is his head Photoshopped in that picture? It looks like one of those disturbing 'shops.


Can someone make a big-head shop of Romney in that expression?
That would be gold.
 
2012-12-10 12:32:01 PM  

Muffin'sTop: MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes

I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.


So what's new this month in ITG magazine?
 
2012-12-10 12:50:05 PM  

MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes


Of course he'd kick my ass. What's YOUR point? Is he somehow less of a pussy for being able to beat my fat ass up and not step into the ring with someone that actually COULD have beaten him?

justtray: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Really? He would of absolutely ruined Pacquiao.
.


We'll never know now.
 
2012-12-10 12:53:03 PM  

justtray: Muffin'sTop: MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes

I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.

HAHAHAHA. I mean, I like to say I'd beat up a pretty boy celeb here or there, but this guy is going full, "my friends can beat up Mayweather."

EXTREME ITG.


His friends probably aren't women, so he has that going for him.
 
2012-12-10 12:58:08 PM  
I'm thinking this pic:

l2.yimg.com

Gives much too close a look at the private lives of the Romneys.
 
2012-12-10 01:23:12 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Romney is like the King Midas of crap.

Everything he touches... I hope this becomes his legacy, his meme.


He probably owns the restaurant where you flip burgers.

Guy does a pretty good job of turning stuff into gold, a terrible job of relating to the average American.
 
2012-12-10 01:42:51 PM  

marius2: MFAWG: m

Mormons are not Quakers.

Link
"Should Mormons be pacifists? This isn't a question that arises too often these days, but does on occasion as a result of Mormons reading the story of the people of Ammon from the Book of Mormon. The people of Ammon (also known as the Ammonites or Anti-Nephi-Lehies), lived in the first century B.C in the Americas. They make a covenant or promise with God to "bury" their "weapons of war" in order to repent and receive forgiveness for the "many murders and sins" they committed before their conversion to Christianity. Before long they are attacked, and rather than defend themselves, they stand by their promise by allowing themselves to be slaughtered. After about a thousand are killed, their refusal to fight has such a profound effect on their attackers that the attackers stop the slaughter and convert to Christianity as well."


Wait a minute - the attackers converted to Christianity in the first century B(efore) C(hrist)?
 
2012-12-10 01:48:55 PM  

astroman05: Wait a minute - the attackers converted to Christianity in the first century B(efore) C(hrist)?


The magic of RG3.
 
2012-12-10 03:06:42 PM  

marius2: MFAWG: m

Mormons are not Quakers.

Link
"Should Mormons be pacifists? This isn't a question that arises too often these days, but does on occasion as a result of Mormons reading the story of the people of Ammon from the Book of Mormon. The people of Ammon (also known as the Ammonites or Anti-Nephi-Lehies), lived in the first century B.C in the Americas. They make a covenant or promise with God to "bury" their "weapons of war" in order to repent and receive forgiveness for the "many murders and sins" they committed before their conversion to Christianity. Before long they are attacked, and rather than defend themselves, they stand by their promise by allowing themselves to be slaughtered. After about a thousand are killed, their refusal to fight has such a profound effect on their attackers that the attackers stop the slaughter and convert to Christianity as well."


Boxing is not war. The guy that Jack Johnson lost to was a Mormon.
 
2012-12-10 04:31:09 PM  

iron_city_ap: Muffin'sTop: MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes

I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.

Only 24 minutes left


Do you even trane ufc bro?
 
2012-12-10 04:36:01 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: justtray: Muffin'sTop: MrVeach: Jim from Saint Paul: Merryweather successfully pussied out long enough to not have to fight Pazquiao.

Congrats.

/pussy

Say it to his face and see how the pussy tastes

I will personally take him down and GnP his face. I am pretty sure my friends who are bigger and better fighters (and who can easily kick my ass) could to that to to him or his stupid entourage.

HAHAHAHA. I mean, I like to say I'd beat up a pretty boy celeb here or there, but this guy is going full, "my friends can beat up Mayweather."

EXTREME ITG.

His friends probably aren't women, so he has that going for him.


STFU biatch, just give me a 26 minutes to get ready and I'll cut your dick off and shove it up your ass
 
2012-12-10 05:26:44 PM  
Face. Fist. Splat.
 
2012-12-11 04:53:25 AM  

marius2: I didn't know Mormons were allowed to watch violent sports for entertainment.


You've never seen Mormons play church basketball. They play nasty, with thrown elbows and spilled blood guaranteed. It's known as "the brawl that begins with prayer."
 
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