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(Everett Herald)   What do a mustache comb, whiskey, a manicure kit, bacon and lubricant have in common? Besides being Fark party necessities, of course   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, comb, manicures, recidivists, habitual criminal, bacon, shoplifting, structures, manicure kit  
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3914 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2012 at 12:48 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-10 10:02:25 AM
2012-12-10 10:26:44 AM  
A 19-year-old female

/well groomed, of course
2012-12-10 12:42:34 PM  
2012-12-10 12:50:30 PM  
How YOU doin'?!?!?!?
/I'd foot the bill for that.
2012-12-10 12:51:02 PM  
Some hipster ain't getting x-mas gifts from his GF this year!
2012-12-10 12:51:15 PM  
I think I solved that case in Phoenix Wright
2012-12-10 12:52:44 PM  
Add a 40oz Colt and a 4 point harness... welcome to Tuesday night!
2012-12-10 12:53:29 PM

2012-12-10 12:53:41 PM  
Things the TSA has stolen from me?
2012-12-10 12:56:19 PM  
You had me at Bacon Lubricant.
2012-12-10 12:58:55 PM  
Things I've found in my bum the next morning?
2012-12-10 12:59:04 PM  
habitual criminal

A 1940s manicure kit.
2012-12-10 12:59:26 PM  
I think I could offer an explanation for the mustache comb, whiskey, manicure kit and lubricant. But the bacon has me flummoxed.

Intrigued, but flummoxed nonetheless.
2012-12-10 01:00:21 PM  

Fano: I think I solved that case in Phoenix Wright

/still haven't played one myself
//haven't owned a hand held system since the GB Color
2012-12-10 01:00:27 PM  

Nick Nostril: [ image 533x350]


*shakes tiny fist of rage ay quicker farker*
2012-12-10 01:04:02 PM  
alias: "Mrs. Right".
2012-12-10 01:09:07 PM  
Exclusive security cam footage of the suspect:

Reportedly passed on stealing a copy of a .FUN CD because they are so, like, last month, man.
2012-12-10 01:32:00 PM  
Hipster starter kit?
2012-12-10 01:40:35 PM  
Fundie maritial aids?
2012-12-10 01:53:09 PM  
Things I have within reach of my bed unless it is Thursday, in which case I am out of bacon.
2012-12-10 02:38:09 PM  
Contents of the Lost Room
2012-12-10 03:07:15 PM  
maybe she was a Macgyver smoker
2012-12-10 05:55:59 PM  
a hipster
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