FARK.com: (7478003) Man has been suffering from amnesia since being discovered naked, unresponsive and covered with fire ant bites behind a Burger King dumpster in August 2004. Remember that the next time you think you're having a bad day

		Man has been suffering from amnesia since being discovered naked, unresponsive and covered with fire ant bites behind a Burger King dumpster in August 2004. Remember that the next time you think you're having a bad day (abcnews.go.com)		7
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Primitive Screwhead		2012-12-10 10:58:06 AM

4 votes:

He should have switched to Direct TV.

iggyskuz		2012-12-10 11:44:47 AM

2 votes:

a fully grown prom night dumpster baby

tetsoushima		2012-12-10 10:57:18 AM

2 votes:

Time travel is a biatch.

The Bunyip		2012-12-10 10:34:57 AM

2 votes:

I once got amnesia in a Burger King bathroom...

/I'm a freak
// l like the girls with the boom

blatz514		2012-12-10 10:46:13 AM

1 votes:

Now, with the help of a website, a documentary, Reddit and Twitter, people are rallying behind Kyle to solve the mystery of his identity or, at the very least, to attempt to help him get a new Social Security number.

And now Fark. The man is doomed.

TappingTheVein		2012-12-10 10:44:48 AM

1 votes:

He's obviously a time traveler from the future, specifically a time period where porn 'staches are back in style.

H31N0US		2012-12-10 10:38:24 AM

1 votes:

That's Clay Morrow.

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