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(AZCentral)   Jennifer Love Hewitt: "I didn't like to look at myself naked"   (azcentral.com) divider line 125
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ecl
2012-12-10 09:59:10 PM
JLH has nearly reached an apex... how long before we crucify her and go for Christina Hendricks?
 
2012-12-10 10:02:03 PM

KrispyKritter: i don't care to look at her either. she has the face of a Mick Rat. the body - big deal, nice curves, takes care of herself. but the face? sorry honey, no. she had to ride some mighty meat to get those acting gigs believe you me.

/yes of course i would. kidding me? i'd bang you and be thankful.


I think the face looks great

www.starsgossips.com

you didn't even know there was a face in this pic did you?
 
2012-12-10 10:08:12 PM

moothemagiccow: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.

While making a site that works without client-side scripting is best practice, completely disabling javascript is flat-out dumb. It makes as much sense as disabling images.


I can't speak for Mr. Popsicle, but I imagine most people running with javascript off are using something like NoScript. It's quite easy to turn on javascript per domain either temporarily or permanently. It's really nice to have full control over what a site may or may not be doing, especially if you visit less than pristine/trust worthy sites.
 
2012-12-10 10:46:21 PM
dalovindj: farkplug: So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.
- - -
Don't be putting 'peak-age' in sarcastic quotes. If I'm going to go through all of the trouble of setting up neuro-jacked virtual sex slaves, why would I want an Alba who has had 2 kids, a Torv who is currently 34 and a Cuthbert who has spent the last decade stretching out her vag with every and any Canadian hockey player that would bang her. No, they will be in their prime. I'm talking sweet, grade-A, 19-21 years old 0s and 1s. The 1% of hottness will be had by all, not just a select few like the unfair times we live in now.

That wasn't sarcasm. That was the only thing in my statement that could be attributed to you, so I put it in quotes. Please proceed, Visionary Fapper.
 
2012-12-10 10:48:01 PM

ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.


The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn
 
2012-12-10 10:50:57 PM

strutin: ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.

The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn


14.4 or 28.8?
 
2012-12-10 10:52:41 PM

Flappyhead: strutin: ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.

The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn

14.4 or 28.8?


300

/baud
 
2012-12-10 11:01:25 PM

strutin: Flappyhead: strutin: ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.

The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn

14.4 or 28.8?

300

/baud


Oooooooh aren't you Mr. Fancypants?
 
2012-12-10 11:33:48 PM
Lol. I started off with a 300 baud coupler, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/ getting a bigger kick at the idea of Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt doing the simultaneous sumo drop with each other.
 
2012-12-10 11:52:40 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.

[www.sensualwallpapers.com image 850x637]

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky


What's this guilt you speak of?
 
2012-12-11 12:30:19 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: KrispyKritter: i don't care to look at her either. she has the face of a Mick Rat. the body - big deal, nice curves, takes care of herself. but the face? sorry honey, no. she had to ride some mighty meat to get those acting gigs believe you me.

/yes of course i would. kidding me? i'd bang you and be thankful.

I think the face looks great

[www.starsgossips.com image 850x1165]

you didn't even know there was a face in this pic did you?


I didn't, I couldnt look away from that armpit vagina.

/at least she shaves it.
 
2012-12-11 12:41:52 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: [i2.listal.com image 600x907]

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...


I personally like it when she tries to dress down and fails miserably trying to hide her curves (which are pretty insane considering she's like 5 feet tall)

danielwheeler.org 

but dat azzz ....

danielwheeler.org
 
2012-12-11 01:51:18 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: DoBeDoBeDo: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!

What about Elizabeth Berkley?


She went full retard. You never go full retard.
 
2012-12-11 02:38:04 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/Rescaling 1152 x 1563 image to 850 x 1153: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/472683_10150599618475829_14 00159474_o.jpg
 
2012-12-11 03:49:24 AM

LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners


Fun Fact: In the last 24 years the only woman to win Best Actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film... is Cher.
 
2012-12-11 09:43:29 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I think the face looks great


i49.tinypic.com

Me too
 
2012-12-11 09:46:25 AM
What movie/book/TV show is coming out soon?
 
2012-12-11 09:59:56 AM

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

farm3.static.flickr.com



You say that as if its a bad thing, and not even into buttocks.
 
2012-12-11 10:05:52 AM
A Lacey and JLH thread?

/bookmarked biatches!
//love me some Lacey...she is little, curvy, and beautiful
 
2012-12-11 10:27:00 AM

Apos:


Im already enjoying this thread...
 
2012-12-11 10:29:04 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.



hummina hummina hummina


Smokeshow. Period. Exclamation point.
 
2012-12-11 03:04:02 PM

PDXBishop: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

Fun Fact: In the last 24 years the only woman to win Best Actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film... is Cher.


I note you said "in a film". Because Cher had most definitely been flashing her goods in concerts via her skimpy, see-through outfits.

And I still contend that Halle Berry won Best Actress as a reward for her nude scenes, because she's certainly not a good actress. Maybe that's a slightly misogynist statement, but I stand by it: She's a terrible actress, and I find it an amazing coincidence that the star of B.A.P.S. won an Oscar only after she got her top off.

When she can maintain an accent or not break character from one film to another, let me know. Hell, when she can deliver a line with the right inflection, you let me know.

/Toad Lightning
//It's a simple line, and she really flubbed it.
///The second part was supposed to be flippant and nonchalant. Not monotone.
////Like the rest of her acting.
 
2012-12-11 03:44:22 PM

FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]


bad shoop
 
2012-12-11 10:20:42 PM

TheHumanCannonball: moothemagiccow: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.

While making a site that works without client-side scripting is best practice, completely disabling javascript is flat-out dumb. It makes as much sense as disabling images.

I can't speak for Mr. Popsicle, but I imagine most people running with javascript off are using something like NoScript. It's quite easy to turn on javascript per domain either temporarily or permanently. It's really nice to have full control over what a site may or may not be doing, especially if you visit less than pristine/trust worthy sites.


I use NoScript and got the same "Javascript must be enabled" message, and my reaction was similar to Meat Popsicle. i.e. no I decide when to enable Javascript, not some pedantic website.
 
2012-12-13 12:28:24 AM

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


Congrats on being "that asshole". There's one in every thread. In this one, it's you.
 
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