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2012-12-10 04:04:52 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!


Sounds like a mrksin.com list to me.
 
2012-12-10 04:05:49 PM  

Gosling: FunkOut: "I have so much trouble feeling sexy because I was made fun of in school...for having a 36-24-36 figure and full pouty lips."

This does actually happen a lot to girls right after they hit puberty. They're still in their tweens, and have the life experience of same, but their bodies have just jumped several years ahead of the rest of them and there are a lot of men out there, teenage or otherwise, who have no qualms about introducing them to a whole lot of sex talk years before they're ready to handle it.


And the other angry girls doing things like "How come you get to wear a bra and I only have an undershirt! You're the only girl in grade 5 with a bra! I hate you!"
 
2012-12-10 04:06:59 PM  
That is a terrible use of the "Unlikely" tag subby.

From every interview I have ever read with her, the boyfriend merry-go-round and the weight fluxuations over the years? Total self-esteem issues.
 
2012-12-10 04:08:35 PM  

Profedius: I am at work so I don't have my list in front of me, but most of them are TV actors and actors who are no longer doing films. As long as actors are still doing movie rolls there is a chance. I do have Abli listed in there even though she has worn see through, because of her dad though I don't think she has any problem with it.


Tina Fey is doing films and Tim Tebow will rule over Hell before she goes nude.
 
2012-12-10 04:19:08 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


"You have a problem with older ladies getting naked?"
img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-10 04:21:27 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.


It is that exact reason why it scores higher in competition.
 
2012-12-10 04:25:23 PM  

ferretman: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

"You have a problem with older ladies getting naked?"
[img2-1.timeinc.net image 400x300]


*SHUDDER*
I thought I had forgotten the hot tub scene she did with Jack Nicholson in that one movie. Thanks for the nightmares asshole!
 
2012-12-10 04:29:47 PM  
Well, we have something in common. I don't like to look at her when she is clothed. Just another ordinary looking plastic Hollywood ho.
 
2012-12-10 04:38:23 PM  
i2.listal.com

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...
 
2012-12-10 04:42:25 PM  

Apos: [cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com image 435x580]
[www.examiner.com image 420x518]
[thefabandtheflawless.com image 500x704]
[www.contactmusic.com image 500x802]


....and she's only 33.

/bunk
//I'll be in it
///FAP
 
2012-12-10 04:44:36 PM  

FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]


What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.
 
2012-12-10 04:44:40 PM  

dalovindj: lasercannon: The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie

I like to think that, in the near future, we will be able to make perfect digital replicas of not only all living female stars, but also all that have ever lived. Further, I'd like to believe that, in the future, we will be able to beam the experience of interacting with these digital replicas directly into our brains. The end result being that anyone anywhere can replace jacking off with jacking in. For too long, super hot women have been able to be banged by only a select few. With the technology of tomorrow every man can sleep with as many beautiful models and actresses as he pleases. The tryanny of the hot will come to an end on the backs of innovative technologies.

And I can finally get my peak-aged Anna Torv / Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert scenario going.


i262.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2012-12-10 04:52:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [i2.listal.com image 600x907]

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...


I'd fill the fertility vase of the oomnabelli tribe
 
2012-12-10 04:58:31 PM  

Rwa2play: Apos: [cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com image 435x580]
[www.examiner.com image 420x518]
[thefabandtheflawless.com image 500x704]
[www.contactmusic.com image 500x802]

....and she's only 33.

/bunk
//I'll be in it
///FAP


Yuuuup.
 
2012-12-10 04:58:57 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Thankfully I never watched the show so I don't have that problem, although I'll admit I did feel kinda bad about thinking she was hot in Lost in Space.



I didn't. Still don't.
 
2012-12-10 05:04:57 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [i2.listal.com image 600x907]

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...


And BOOM goes the dynamite...........
 
2012-12-10 05:10:27 PM  
I'd plow that like a garden...
 
2012-12-10 05:27:04 PM  

dalovindj: lasercannon: The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie

I like to think that, in the near future, we will be able to make perfect digital replicas of not only all living female stars, but also all that have ever lived. Further, I'd like to believe that, in the future, we will be able to beam the experience of interacting with these digital replicas directly into our brains. The end result being that anyone anywhere can replace jacking off with jacking in. For too long, super hot women have been able to be banged by only a select few. With the technology of tomorrow every man can sleep with as many beautiful models and actresses as he pleases. The tryanny of the hot will come to an end on the backs of innovative technologies.

And I can finally get my peak-aged Anna Torv / Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert scenario going.


I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.
 
2012-12-10 05:31:33 PM  
So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

www.winskin.net
 
2012-12-10 05:35:01 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x390]


Ha! I have that same exact dress in silverish blue. I wear it only on special occasions, but never felt the need to tug it like that. When it's the right size, you just go with the flow.
 
2012-12-10 05:37:02 PM  
It's okay, Jennifer. I appreciate what you look like and will give you the greatest 30 seconds of my life. I promise to cover all the mirrors. I'll even listen to you sing if you want.
 
2012-12-10 05:37:09 PM  

farkplug: dalovindj: I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.


Let's be realistic, shall we...
 
2012-12-10 05:38:03 PM  
Guessing the show will be axed soon, judging by the desperation in the article.
 
2012-12-10 05:40:11 PM  

Gosling: Profedius: I am at work so I don't have my list in front of me, but most of them are TV actors and actors who are no longer doing films. As long as actors are still doing movie rolls there is a chance. I do have Abli listed in there even though she has worn see through, because of her dad though I don't think she has any problem with it.

Tina Fey is doing films and Tim Tebow will rule over Hell before she goes nude.


I am still holding out hope for that one, but it is the hope of a snow flake in Hell.
 
2012-12-10 05:40:38 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


This is one I have on that list as well:

static.desktopnexus.com
 
2012-12-10 06:00:24 PM  

traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...


Even in the "unflattering" picture I'd hit it.
 
2012-12-10 06:16:47 PM  
Also, apparently she can "clover" her tongue. I don't know if it'd be weird or awesome, but I'd be willing to find out
 
2012-12-10 06:19:33 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]

What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.


I'm going to blame the photographer for that. They ask models to strike some very uncomfortable poses.
 
2012-12-10 06:28:13 PM  

eas81: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

This is one I have on that list as well:

[static.desktopnexus.com image 450x338]


What the....

OK that's either a 'shop or the most ridiculous overuse of airbrushing I've ever seen.
 
2012-12-10 06:30:52 PM  

FuturePastNow: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]

What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.

I'm going to blame the photographer for that. They ask models to strike some very uncomfortable poses.


Like the back of a Volkswagon?
 
2012-12-10 06:36:37 PM  

farkplug: I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.


I like scifi as much as the next guy, but let's not go crazy. Besides, my plan is to replace women with 1s and 0s completely. Virtual sammiches will make themselves!
 
2012-12-10 06:39:48 PM  
This picture is what I'm rooting for. Bang beautiful women in VR all day while getting skinny in real life. Best of both worlds.

i.imgur.com
 
Skr
2012-12-10 06:54:25 PM  
Always found myself intrigued by Lacey Chabert's voice.
 
2012-12-10 07:27:55 PM  
something-something I'd pee in her butt.
 
2012-12-10 07:28:47 PM  
She still looks pretty damn hot when she wears dresses Herve Leger.

/only know this since mrs. detroitdoesntsuckthatbad made me buy her one this summer
 
2012-12-10 08:02:39 PM  
dalovindj So your vision of the Singularity (or whatever) is even worse than I thought. That level of sustained immobility can't be too physically or psychologically healthy. But you know that. I guess you're just a keen fapping enthusiast, it must be one of your favorite hobbies.

Sin_City_Superhero

farkplug: dalovindj: I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.

Let's be realistic, shall we...

Ha! You're right. I've got to dial it down to -1! Dials do go down that far, right? So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.
 
2012-12-10 08:16:01 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-10 08:40:49 PM  
This gives my five pound container of peanuts a whole new allure.

On Funk's note: Yeah, but she is good AW. Like, really good. Like, chocolate-covered-fresh-bacon good.

And she is beautiful. To the defense of women everywhere, most of you are this gorgeous, you just don't wear the mask of a whore to work. Thank you for that.

I would much rather fantasize about JLH than the mother in yoga pants with the bangin' ass volunteering in my classroom. It is healthier.
 
2012-12-10 09:02:10 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: FuturePastNow: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]

What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.

I'm going to blame the photographer for that. They ask models to strike some very uncomfortable poses.

Like the back of a Volkswagon?


Shut up, Gil!

//sorry, just had too
 
2012-12-10 09:02:44 PM  

traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]



Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-10 09:08:30 PM  

farkplug: So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.


Don't be putting 'peak-age' in sarcastic quotes. If I'm going to go through all of the trouble of setting up neuro-jacked virtual sex slaves, why would I want an Alba who has had 2 kids, a Torv who is currently 34 and a Cuthbert who has spent the last decade stretching out her vag with every and any Canadian hockey player that would bang her. No, they will be in their prime. I'm talking sweet, grade-A, 19-21 years old 0s and 1s. The 1% of hottness will be had by all, not just a select few like the unfair times we live in now.
 
2012-12-10 09:34:17 PM  

dalovindj: farkplug: So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.

Don't be putting 'peak-age' in sarcastic quotes. If I'm going to go through all of the trouble of setting up neuro-jacked virtual sex slaves, why would I want an Alba who has had 2 kids, a Torv who is currently 34 and a Cuthbert who has spent the last decade stretching out her vag with every and any Canadian hockey player that would bang her. No, they will be in their prime. I'm talking sweet, grade-A, 19-21 years old 0s and 1s. The 1% of hottness will be had by all, not just a select few like the unfair times we live in now.


OMG, you owe me ninety-eleven keyboards and you need to come over and wipe the Dr. Pepper and snot off my monitor. Also, did you know that you can burp and spit-take at the same time as caustic caramel colored soda streams out of your nose? Neither did I. And it's painful.
 
2012-12-10 09:34:53 PM  

jmr61: Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:


I'm fine with that... she's rich as fark.
 
2012-12-10 09:36:54 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina


Whitney Stevens?

/niiice
 
2012-12-10 09:43:49 PM  

dalovindj: This picture is what I'm rooting for. Bang beautiful women in VR all day while getting skinny in real life. Best of both worlds.

[i.imgur.com image 850x565]


And I will be going around in the real flesh, stealing people's stuff while they are plugged in, possibly doing terribly humourous things to their bodies.
 
ecl
2012-12-10 09:49:04 PM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


How tacky.
 
2012-12-10 09:51:21 PM  

Riotboy: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina

Whitney Stevens?

/niiice


Lacey doesn't possess the huge tracts of land that Whitney does...
 
2012-12-10 09:51:53 PM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


Yep, and there's not a straight guy on the planet that would've kicked her out of bed too.
 
2012-12-10 09:55:03 PM  
i don't care to look at her either. she has the face of a Mick Rat. the body - big deal, nice curves, takes care of herself. but the face? sorry honey, no. she had to ride some mighty meat to get those acting gigs believe you me.

/yes of course i would. kidding me? i'd bang you and be thankful.
 
2012-12-10 09:57:20 PM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


Ah! There's the a-hole now! Thanks for posting!
 
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