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2012-12-10 12:54:40 PM  
cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com
www.examiner.com
thefabandtheflawless.com
www.contactmusic.com
 
2012-12-10 12:56:23 PM  
She's so selfish. Won't somebody think of us?
 
2012-12-10 01:47:14 PM  
I will gladly shoulder that burden for her
 
2012-12-10 02:28:42 PM  
/me prepares my CV for that position

//ahem
 
2012-12-10 02:28:51 PM  
That WOULD make one of us if she would just haul them out.
 
2012-12-10 02:28:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 02:29:00 PM  
Fine. I'll do it.
 
2012-12-10 02:29:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 02:30:11 PM  
I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.
 
2012-12-10 02:31:47 PM  
I think she should provide visual evidence as to why she doesn't. That way we all have a starting point to debate with.
 
2012-12-10 02:35:26 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]


THANK YOU!!!
 
2012-12-10 02:35:34 PM  
There isn't a square inch on that woman I wouldn't shove my tongue.
 
2012-12-10 02:38:46 PM  
I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.
 
2012-12-10 02:41:33 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

THANK YOU!!!


This. May we have some more please?
 
2012-12-10 02:41:52 PM  
''He told me to go home and look in the mirror and have a conversation with myself to make myself feel sexy ...

Any chance on someone getting a videotape of said performance?

"...I do not mind having my boobs accentuated. I would much rather have attention on my boobs than my big butt!''

Challenge accepted?
 
2012-12-10 02:43:25 PM  
For someone who refuses to do nudity, why discuss it publicly? Oh...the publicity.....
 
2012-12-10 02:43:44 PM  
Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.
 
2012-12-10 02:44:45 PM  
I've known several women like this. Something personally foundational was omitted in their childhoods; they didn't experiment successfully in exploring their bodies, or were punished/deterred for even attempting to do so by their parents. Convincing them that they actually *are* sexy is sometimes near impossible, because they typically also have trust issues. Getting one to open up and trust is the goal. Once that is firmly established. work on strengthening that foundation by the experimentation they missed.
 
2012-12-10 02:46:14 PM  
It pisses me off that of all the hot chicks on Party of Five Neve Campbell is the only one who has done nudity and she has weird nipples. The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie
 
2012-12-10 02:49:27 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.
 
2012-12-10 02:53:50 PM  

lasercannon: The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie


I like to think that, in the near future, we will be able to make perfect digital replicas of not only all living female stars, but also all that have ever lived. Further, I'd like to believe that, in the future, we will be able to beam the experience of interacting with these digital replicas directly into our brains. The end result being that anyone anywhere can replace jacking off with jacking in. For too long, super hot women have been able to be banged by only a select few. With the technology of tomorrow every man can sleep with as many beautiful models and actresses as he pleases. The tryanny of the hot will come to an end on the backs of innovative technologies.

And I can finally get my peak-aged Anna Torv / Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert scenario going.
 
2012-12-10 02:54:36 PM  
I'd beat each and every one of you to death with a big floppy dildo for the chance to tongue punch her fartbox.

That said, I'd toss JLH to the curb like she was a rotting corpse for a chance at Lacey Chabert.

/as if I'd have a shot with either of them
//yes, I know the right answer is "why not both?"
 
2012-12-10 02:57:58 PM  

lasercannon: It pisses me off that of all the hot chicks on Party of Five Neve Campbell is the only one who has done nudity and she has weird nipples. The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie


Thinking about that movie...


/scanners.jpg
 
2012-12-10 02:58:19 PM  

zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.


images.askmen.com

hummina hummina hummina
 
ecl
2012-12-10 02:59:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.


For a Noob.
 
2012-12-10 03:00:16 PM  
Thanks, internet. Now I want to have sex with Mr Peanut.
 
2012-12-10 03:00:26 PM  
"she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 03:01:17 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.


I realize JS can be used for annoying things, but it can also be used to create a cool interactive interface. Why disable it entirely, instead of just blacklisting certain sites? Do you enjoy using the Internet circa 1995?
 
2012-12-10 03:02:51 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Thanks, internet. Now I want to have sex with Mr Peanut.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-10 03:03:05 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Thanks, internet. Now I want to have sex with Mr Peanut.


Have a nut.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:19 PM  
I'd say, she is as sexy as a peanut.
I mean, I'd love to pop her oblong orbs into my mouth, tasting their salty sweetness.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:45 PM  

FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]


Not sure why, but all I can think of is Aphex Twin...
 
2012-12-10 03:09:45 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

images.askmen.com

hummina hummina hummina


The only problem with Lacey Chabert is that given that she was on the show so young, I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.
 
2012-12-10 03:20:38 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


...out of morbid curiosity, who do you have down in the 'never going to do it ever ever ever' category?
 
2012-12-10 03:21:17 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina

The only problem with Lacey Chabert is that given that she was on the show so young, I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.


Thankfully I never watched the show so I don't have that problem, although I'll admit I did feel kinda bad about thinking she was hot in Lost in Space.
 
2012-12-10 03:22:17 PM  
a woman who claims she doesn't like to look at herself naked yet made famous "vajazzling"....
makes sense....
not.
 
2012-12-10 03:24:14 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina

The only problem with Lacey Chabert is that given that she was on the show so young, I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.


Good thing for me I never watched the show. (fapfapfap)
 
2012-12-10 03:32:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.


www.sensualwallpapers.com

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky
 
2012-12-10 03:36:00 PM  
Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.
 
2012-12-10 03:38:42 PM  

elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.


It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners
 
2012-12-10 03:42:18 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.

[www.sensualwallpapers.com image 850x637]

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky


For some guys, that guilt would multiply the experience.

/Not me, though.
 
2012-12-10 03:43:55 PM  

Leader O'Cola: a woman who claims she doesn't like to look at herself naked yet made famous "vajazzling"....
makes sense....
not.


Standard get a headline procedure. Say something like "Teehee, I'm such a shy nerd, I love playing Warhammer...but my giant boobs knock all my little painted figures over!" or "I have so much trouble feeling sexy because I was made fun of in school...for having a 36-24-36 figure and full pouty lips." or "I'm such a slob, I just love to pig out chugging Mountain Dew and eating Cheetos...while wearing only thigh high boots and a thong."

Then we're supposed to go, "Oh, that poor woman, she is not getting the love and attention she deserves. Someone needs to write her a strongly worded letter that will convince her she is sexy." And it needs to be a real letter because you can't seal an e-mail shut with actual bodily fluids.
 
2012-12-10 03:45:03 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.

[www.sensualwallpapers.com image 850x637]

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky

For some guys, that guilt would multiply the experience.

/Not me, though.


First time seeing her was mean girls and I was in high school. I'd hit it as hard as I would hit the toaster strudels afterwards.
 
2012-12-10 03:46:22 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.


While making a site that works without client-side scripting is best practice, completely disabling javascript is flat-out dumb. It makes as much sense as disabling images.
 
2012-12-10 03:51:16 PM  

LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners


There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!
 
2012-12-10 03:51:40 PM  
I could eat a peanut for hours.
 
2012-12-10 03:56:12 PM  
"tommyleejones idon'tcare.jpg"

Get nekkid already, gawd what tease.
 
2012-12-10 03:59:17 PM  

FunkOut: "I have so much trouble feeling sexy because I was made fun of in school...for having a 36-24-36 figure and full pouty lips."


This does actually happen a lot to girls right after they hit puberty. They're still in their tweens, and have the life experience of same, but their bodies have just jumped several years ahead of the rest of them and there are a lot of men out there, teenage or otherwise, who have no qualms about introducing them to a whole lot of sex talk years before they're ready to handle it.
 
2012-12-10 03:59:18 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!


What about Elizabeth Berkley?
 
2012-12-10 04:03:31 PM  

Gosling: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

...out of morbid curiosity, who do you have down in the 'never going to do it ever ever ever' category?


I am at work so I don't have my list in front of me, but most of them are TV actors and actors who are no longer doing films. As long as actors are still doing movie rolls there is a chance. I do have Abli listed in there even though she has worn see through, because of her dad though I don't think she has any problem with it.
 
2012-12-10 04:04:52 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!


Sounds like a mrksin.com list to me.
 
2012-12-10 04:05:49 PM  

Gosling: FunkOut: "I have so much trouble feeling sexy because I was made fun of in school...for having a 36-24-36 figure and full pouty lips."

This does actually happen a lot to girls right after they hit puberty. They're still in their tweens, and have the life experience of same, but their bodies have just jumped several years ahead of the rest of them and there are a lot of men out there, teenage or otherwise, who have no qualms about introducing them to a whole lot of sex talk years before they're ready to handle it.


And the other angry girls doing things like "How come you get to wear a bra and I only have an undershirt! You're the only girl in grade 5 with a bra! I hate you!"
 
2012-12-10 04:06:59 PM  
That is a terrible use of the "Unlikely" tag subby.

From every interview I have ever read with her, the boyfriend merry-go-round and the weight fluxuations over the years? Total self-esteem issues.
 
2012-12-10 04:08:35 PM  

Profedius: I am at work so I don't have my list in front of me, but most of them are TV actors and actors who are no longer doing films. As long as actors are still doing movie rolls there is a chance. I do have Abli listed in there even though she has worn see through, because of her dad though I don't think she has any problem with it.


Tina Fey is doing films and Tim Tebow will rule over Hell before she goes nude.
 
2012-12-10 04:19:08 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


"You have a problem with older ladies getting naked?"
img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-10 04:21:27 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.


It is that exact reason why it scores higher in competition.
 
2012-12-10 04:25:23 PM  

ferretman: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

"You have a problem with older ladies getting naked?"
[img2-1.timeinc.net image 400x300]


*SHUDDER*
I thought I had forgotten the hot tub scene she did with Jack Nicholson in that one movie. Thanks for the nightmares asshole!
 
2012-12-10 04:29:47 PM  
Well, we have something in common. I don't like to look at her when she is clothed. Just another ordinary looking plastic Hollywood ho.
 
2012-12-10 04:38:23 PM  
i2.listal.com

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...
 
2012-12-10 04:42:25 PM  

Apos: [cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com image 435x580]
[www.examiner.com image 420x518]
[thefabandtheflawless.com image 500x704]
[www.contactmusic.com image 500x802]


....and she's only 33.

/bunk
//I'll be in it
///FAP
 
2012-12-10 04:44:36 PM  

FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]


What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.
 
2012-12-10 04:44:40 PM  

dalovindj: lasercannon: The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie

I like to think that, in the near future, we will be able to make perfect digital replicas of not only all living female stars, but also all that have ever lived. Further, I'd like to believe that, in the future, we will be able to beam the experience of interacting with these digital replicas directly into our brains. The end result being that anyone anywhere can replace jacking off with jacking in. For too long, super hot women have been able to be banged by only a select few. With the technology of tomorrow every man can sleep with as many beautiful models and actresses as he pleases. The tryanny of the hot will come to an end on the backs of innovative technologies.

And I can finally get my peak-aged Anna Torv / Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert scenario going.


i262.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2012-12-10 04:52:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [i2.listal.com image 600x907]

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...


I'd fill the fertility vase of the oomnabelli tribe
 
2012-12-10 04:58:31 PM  

Rwa2play: Apos: [cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com image 435x580]
[www.examiner.com image 420x518]
[thefabandtheflawless.com image 500x704]
[www.contactmusic.com image 500x802]

....and she's only 33.

/bunk
//I'll be in it
///FAP


Yuuuup.
 
2012-12-10 04:58:57 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Thankfully I never watched the show so I don't have that problem, although I'll admit I did feel kinda bad about thinking she was hot in Lost in Space.



I didn't. Still don't.
 
2012-12-10 05:04:57 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [i2.listal.com image 600x907]

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...


And BOOM goes the dynamite...........
 
2012-12-10 05:10:27 PM  
I'd plow that like a garden...
 
2012-12-10 05:27:04 PM  

dalovindj: lasercannon: The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie

I like to think that, in the near future, we will be able to make perfect digital replicas of not only all living female stars, but also all that have ever lived. Further, I'd like to believe that, in the future, we will be able to beam the experience of interacting with these digital replicas directly into our brains. The end result being that anyone anywhere can replace jacking off with jacking in. For too long, super hot women have been able to be banged by only a select few. With the technology of tomorrow every man can sleep with as many beautiful models and actresses as he pleases. The tryanny of the hot will come to an end on the backs of innovative technologies.

And I can finally get my peak-aged Anna Torv / Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert scenario going.


I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.
 
2012-12-10 05:31:33 PM  
So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

www.winskin.net
 
2012-12-10 05:35:01 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x390]


Ha! I have that same exact dress in silverish blue. I wear it only on special occasions, but never felt the need to tug it like that. When it's the right size, you just go with the flow.
 
2012-12-10 05:37:02 PM  
It's okay, Jennifer. I appreciate what you look like and will give you the greatest 30 seconds of my life. I promise to cover all the mirrors. I'll even listen to you sing if you want.
 
2012-12-10 05:37:09 PM  

farkplug: dalovindj: I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.


Let's be realistic, shall we...
 
2012-12-10 05:38:03 PM  
Guessing the show will be axed soon, judging by the desperation in the article.
 
2012-12-10 05:40:11 PM  

Gosling: Profedius: I am at work so I don't have my list in front of me, but most of them are TV actors and actors who are no longer doing films. As long as actors are still doing movie rolls there is a chance. I do have Abli listed in there even though she has worn see through, because of her dad though I don't think she has any problem with it.

Tina Fey is doing films and Tim Tebow will rule over Hell before she goes nude.


I am still holding out hope for that one, but it is the hope of a snow flake in Hell.
 
2012-12-10 05:40:38 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


This is one I have on that list as well:

static.desktopnexus.com
 
2012-12-10 06:00:24 PM  

traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...


Even in the "unflattering" picture I'd hit it.
 
2012-12-10 06:16:47 PM  
Also, apparently she can "clover" her tongue. I don't know if it'd be weird or awesome, but I'd be willing to find out
 
2012-12-10 06:19:33 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]

What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.


I'm going to blame the photographer for that. They ask models to strike some very uncomfortable poses.
 
2012-12-10 06:28:13 PM  

eas81: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

This is one I have on that list as well:

[static.desktopnexus.com image 450x338]


What the....

OK that's either a 'shop or the most ridiculous overuse of airbrushing I've ever seen.
 
2012-12-10 06:30:52 PM  

FuturePastNow: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]

What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.

I'm going to blame the photographer for that. They ask models to strike some very uncomfortable poses.


Like the back of a Volkswagon?
 
2012-12-10 06:36:37 PM  

farkplug: I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.


I like scifi as much as the next guy, but let's not go crazy. Besides, my plan is to replace women with 1s and 0s completely. Virtual sammiches will make themselves!
 
2012-12-10 06:39:48 PM  
This picture is what I'm rooting for. Bang beautiful women in VR all day while getting skinny in real life. Best of both worlds.

i.imgur.com
 
Skr
2012-12-10 06:54:25 PM  
Always found myself intrigued by Lacey Chabert's voice.
 
2012-12-10 07:27:55 PM  
something-something I'd pee in her butt.
 
2012-12-10 07:28:47 PM  
She still looks pretty damn hot when she wears dresses Herve Leger.

/only know this since mrs. detroitdoesntsuckthatbad made me buy her one this summer
 
2012-12-10 08:02:39 PM  
dalovindj So your vision of the Singularity (or whatever) is even worse than I thought. That level of sustained immobility can't be too physically or psychologically healthy. But you know that. I guess you're just a keen fapping enthusiast, it must be one of your favorite hobbies.

Sin_City_Superhero

farkplug: dalovindj: I'd like to believe that, in the future, you will be able to view "females" as fellow human beings.

Let's be realistic, shall we...

Ha! You're right. I've got to dial it down to -1! Dials do go down that far, right? So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.
 
2012-12-10 08:16:01 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-10 08:40:49 PM  
This gives my five pound container of peanuts a whole new allure.

On Funk's note: Yeah, but she is good AW. Like, really good. Like, chocolate-covered-fresh-bacon good.

And she is beautiful. To the defense of women everywhere, most of you are this gorgeous, you just don't wear the mask of a whore to work. Thank you for that.

I would much rather fantasize about JLH than the mother in yoga pants with the bangin' ass volunteering in my classroom. It is healthier.
 
2012-12-10 09:02:10 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: FuturePastNow: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]

What the hell is up with the weird angle of her face? I thought it was a bad photoshop at first.

I'm going to blame the photographer for that. They ask models to strike some very uncomfortable poses.

Like the back of a Volkswagon?


Shut up, Gil!

//sorry, just had too
 
2012-12-10 09:02:44 PM  

traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]



Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-10 09:08:30 PM  

farkplug: So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.


Don't be putting 'peak-age' in sarcastic quotes. If I'm going to go through all of the trouble of setting up neuro-jacked virtual sex slaves, why would I want an Alba who has had 2 kids, a Torv who is currently 34 and a Cuthbert who has spent the last decade stretching out her vag with every and any Canadian hockey player that would bang her. No, they will be in their prime. I'm talking sweet, grade-A, 19-21 years old 0s and 1s. The 1% of hottness will be had by all, not just a select few like the unfair times we live in now.
 
2012-12-10 09:34:17 PM  

dalovindj: farkplug: So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.

Don't be putting 'peak-age' in sarcastic quotes. If I'm going to go through all of the trouble of setting up neuro-jacked virtual sex slaves, why would I want an Alba who has had 2 kids, a Torv who is currently 34 and a Cuthbert who has spent the last decade stretching out her vag with every and any Canadian hockey player that would bang her. No, they will be in their prime. I'm talking sweet, grade-A, 19-21 years old 0s and 1s. The 1% of hottness will be had by all, not just a select few like the unfair times we live in now.


OMG, you owe me ninety-eleven keyboards and you need to come over and wipe the Dr. Pepper and snot off my monitor. Also, did you know that you can burp and spit-take at the same time as caustic caramel colored soda streams out of your nose? Neither did I. And it's painful.
 
2012-12-10 09:34:53 PM  

jmr61: Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:


I'm fine with that... she's rich as fark.
 
2012-12-10 09:36:54 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina


Whitney Stevens?

/niiice
 
2012-12-10 09:43:49 PM  

dalovindj: This picture is what I'm rooting for. Bang beautiful women in VR all day while getting skinny in real life. Best of both worlds.

[i.imgur.com image 850x565]


And I will be going around in the real flesh, stealing people's stuff while they are plugged in, possibly doing terribly humourous things to their bodies.
 
ecl
2012-12-10 09:49:04 PM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


How tacky.
 
2012-12-10 09:51:21 PM  

Riotboy: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina

Whitney Stevens?

/niiice


Lacey doesn't possess the huge tracts of land that Whitney does...
 
2012-12-10 09:51:53 PM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


Yep, and there's not a straight guy on the planet that would've kicked her out of bed too.
 
2012-12-10 09:55:03 PM  
i don't care to look at her either. she has the face of a Mick Rat. the body - big deal, nice curves, takes care of herself. but the face? sorry honey, no. she had to ride some mighty meat to get those acting gigs believe you me.

/yes of course i would. kidding me? i'd bang you and be thankful.
 
2012-12-10 09:57:20 PM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


Ah! There's the a-hole now! Thanks for posting!
 
ecl
2012-12-10 09:59:10 PM  
JLH has nearly reached an apex... how long before we crucify her and go for Christina Hendricks?
 
2012-12-10 10:02:03 PM  

KrispyKritter: i don't care to look at her either. she has the face of a Mick Rat. the body - big deal, nice curves, takes care of herself. but the face? sorry honey, no. she had to ride some mighty meat to get those acting gigs believe you me.

/yes of course i would. kidding me? i'd bang you and be thankful.


I think the face looks great

www.starsgossips.com

you didn't even know there was a face in this pic did you?
 
2012-12-10 10:08:12 PM  

moothemagiccow: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.

While making a site that works without client-side scripting is best practice, completely disabling javascript is flat-out dumb. It makes as much sense as disabling images.


I can't speak for Mr. Popsicle, but I imagine most people running with javascript off are using something like NoScript. It's quite easy to turn on javascript per domain either temporarily or permanently. It's really nice to have full control over what a site may or may not be doing, especially if you visit less than pristine/trust worthy sites.
 
2012-12-10 10:46:21 PM  
dalovindj: farkplug: So it is good enough that dalovindj even considers "peak-age" hot chix worthy enough to interact with in any capacity in his utopian visions.
- - -
Don't be putting 'peak-age' in sarcastic quotes. If I'm going to go through all of the trouble of setting up neuro-jacked virtual sex slaves, why would I want an Alba who has had 2 kids, a Torv who is currently 34 and a Cuthbert who has spent the last decade stretching out her vag with every and any Canadian hockey player that would bang her. No, they will be in their prime. I'm talking sweet, grade-A, 19-21 years old 0s and 1s. The 1% of hottness will be had by all, not just a select few like the unfair times we live in now.

That wasn't sarcasm. That was the only thing in my statement that could be attributed to you, so I put it in quotes. Please proceed, Visionary Fapper.
 
2012-12-10 10:48:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.


The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn
 
2012-12-10 10:50:57 PM  

strutin: ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.

The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn


14.4 or 28.8?
 
2012-12-10 10:52:41 PM  

Flappyhead: strutin: ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.

The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn

14.4 or 28.8?


300

/baud
 
2012-12-10 11:01:25 PM  

strutin: Flappyhead: strutin: ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.

The hell it is...I had the internets in the 90's, thankyouverymuch.. 

/ after ascii porn off a Blue board, even stamp sized video was a massive leap in awesomeness
//offa my lawn

14.4 or 28.8?

300

/baud


Oooooooh aren't you Mr. Fancypants?
 
2012-12-10 11:33:48 PM  
Lol. I started off with a 300 baud coupler, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/ getting a bigger kick at the idea of Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt doing the simultaneous sumo drop with each other.
 
2012-12-10 11:52:40 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.

[www.sensualwallpapers.com image 850x637]

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky


What's this guilt you speak of?
 
2012-12-11 12:30:19 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: KrispyKritter: i don't care to look at her either. she has the face of a Mick Rat. the body - big deal, nice curves, takes care of herself. but the face? sorry honey, no. she had to ride some mighty meat to get those acting gigs believe you me.

/yes of course i would. kidding me? i'd bang you and be thankful.

I think the face looks great

[www.starsgossips.com image 850x1165]

you didn't even know there was a face in this pic did you?


I didn't, I couldnt look away from that armpit vagina.

/at least she shaves it.
 
2012-12-11 12:41:52 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [i2.listal.com image 600x907]

Oh, yeah. I'd bang that like a drum...


I personally like it when she tries to dress down and fails miserably trying to hide her curves (which are pretty insane considering she's like 5 feet tall)

danielwheeler.org 

but dat azzz ....

danielwheeler.org
 
2012-12-11 01:51:18 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: DoBeDoBeDo: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!

What about Elizabeth Berkley?


She went full retard. You never go full retard.
 
2012-12-11 02:38:04 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/Rescaling 1152 x 1563 image to 850 x 1153: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/472683_10150599618475829_14 00159474_o.jpg
 
2012-12-11 03:49:24 AM  

LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners


Fun Fact: In the last 24 years the only woman to win Best Actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film... is Cher.
 
2012-12-11 09:43:29 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I think the face looks great


i49.tinypic.com

Me too
 
2012-12-11 09:46:25 AM  
What movie/book/TV show is coming out soon?
 
2012-12-11 09:59:56 AM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

farm3.static.flickr.com



You say that as if its a bad thing, and not even into buttocks.
 
2012-12-11 10:05:52 AM  
A Lacey and JLH thread?

/bookmarked biatches!
//love me some Lacey...she is little, curvy, and beautiful
 
2012-12-11 10:27:00 AM  

Apos:


Im already enjoying this thread...
 
2012-12-11 10:29:04 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.



hummina hummina hummina


Smokeshow. Period. Exclamation point.
 
2012-12-11 03:04:02 PM  

PDXBishop: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

Fun Fact: In the last 24 years the only woman to win Best Actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film... is Cher.


I note you said "in a film". Because Cher had most definitely been flashing her goods in concerts via her skimpy, see-through outfits.

And I still contend that Halle Berry won Best Actress as a reward for her nude scenes, because she's certainly not a good actress. Maybe that's a slightly misogynist statement, but I stand by it: She's a terrible actress, and I find it an amazing coincidence that the star of B.A.P.S. won an Oscar only after she got her top off.

When she can maintain an accent or not break character from one film to another, let me know. Hell, when she can deliver a line with the right inflection, you let me know.

/Toad Lightning
//It's a simple line, and she really flubbed it.
///The second part was supposed to be flippant and nonchalant. Not monotone.
////Like the rest of her acting.
 
2012-12-11 03:44:22 PM  

FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]


bad shoop
 
2012-12-11 10:20:42 PM  

TheHumanCannonball: moothemagiccow: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.

While making a site that works without client-side scripting is best practice, completely disabling javascript is flat-out dumb. It makes as much sense as disabling images.

I can't speak for Mr. Popsicle, but I imagine most people running with javascript off are using something like NoScript. It's quite easy to turn on javascript per domain either temporarily or permanently. It's really nice to have full control over what a site may or may not be doing, especially if you visit less than pristine/trust worthy sites.


I use NoScript and got the same "Javascript must be enabled" message, and my reaction was similar to Meat Popsicle. i.e. no I decide when to enable Javascript, not some pedantic website.
 
2012-12-13 12:28:24 AM  

jmr61: traxan: So far so good, we haven't had the usual knee-jerk reaction of posting that unflattering backside shot yet.

And whoever does do it should be banned. Immediately.

That said...

[www.winskin.net image 600x480]


Let's just be clear. There was a time not too long ago when she looked like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x454]


Congrats on being "that asshole". There's one in every thread. In this one, it's you.
 
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