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2012-12-10 12:54:40 PM  
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2012-12-10 12:56:23 PM  
She's so selfish. Won't somebody think of us?
 
2012-12-10 01:47:14 PM  
I will gladly shoulder that burden for her
 
2012-12-10 02:28:42 PM  
/me prepares my CV for that position

//ahem
 
2012-12-10 02:28:51 PM  
That WOULD make one of us if she would just haul them out.
 
2012-12-10 02:28:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 02:29:00 PM  
Fine. I'll do it.
 
2012-12-10 02:29:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 02:30:11 PM  
I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.
 
2012-12-10 02:31:47 PM  
I think she should provide visual evidence as to why she doesn't. That way we all have a starting point to debate with.
 
2012-12-10 02:35:26 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]


THANK YOU!!!
 
2012-12-10 02:35:34 PM  
There isn't a square inch on that woman I wouldn't shove my tongue.
 
2012-12-10 02:38:46 PM  
I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.
 
2012-12-10 02:41:33 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

THANK YOU!!!


This. May we have some more please?
 
2012-12-10 02:41:52 PM  
''He told me to go home and look in the mirror and have a conversation with myself to make myself feel sexy ...

Any chance on someone getting a videotape of said performance?

"...I do not mind having my boobs accentuated. I would much rather have attention on my boobs than my big butt!''

Challenge accepted?
 
2012-12-10 02:43:25 PM  
For someone who refuses to do nudity, why discuss it publicly? Oh...the publicity.....
 
2012-12-10 02:43:44 PM  
Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.
 
2012-12-10 02:44:45 PM  
I've known several women like this. Something personally foundational was omitted in their childhoods; they didn't experiment successfully in exploring their bodies, or were punished/deterred for even attempting to do so by their parents. Convincing them that they actually *are* sexy is sometimes near impossible, because they typically also have trust issues. Getting one to open up and trust is the goal. Once that is firmly established. work on strengthening that foundation by the experimentation they missed.
 
2012-12-10 02:46:14 PM  
It pisses me off that of all the hot chicks on Party of Five Neve Campbell is the only one who has done nudity and she has weird nipples. The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie
 
2012-12-10 02:49:27 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.
 
2012-12-10 02:53:50 PM  

lasercannon: The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie


I like to think that, in the near future, we will be able to make perfect digital replicas of not only all living female stars, but also all that have ever lived. Further, I'd like to believe that, in the future, we will be able to beam the experience of interacting with these digital replicas directly into our brains. The end result being that anyone anywhere can replace jacking off with jacking in. For too long, super hot women have been able to be banged by only a select few. With the technology of tomorrow every man can sleep with as many beautiful models and actresses as he pleases. The tryanny of the hot will come to an end on the backs of innovative technologies.

And I can finally get my peak-aged Anna Torv / Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert scenario going.
 
2012-12-10 02:54:36 PM  
I'd beat each and every one of you to death with a big floppy dildo for the chance to tongue punch her fartbox.

That said, I'd toss JLH to the curb like she was a rotting corpse for a chance at Lacey Chabert.

/as if I'd have a shot with either of them
//yes, I know the right answer is "why not both?"
 
2012-12-10 02:57:58 PM  

lasercannon: It pisses me off that of all the hot chicks on Party of Five Neve Campbell is the only one who has done nudity and she has weird nipples. The only way these actresses are going to redeem themselves is if Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Hewitt finally allow me to film them a lesbian porn movie


Thinking about that movie...


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2012-12-10 02:58:19 PM  

zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.


images.askmen.com

hummina hummina hummina
 
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2012-12-10 02:59:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

Well, I mean, it is hard to jerk off to postage stamps.


For a Noob.
 
2012-12-10 03:00:16 PM  
Thanks, internet. Now I want to have sex with Mr Peanut.
 
2012-12-10 03:00:26 PM  
"she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 03:01:17 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.


I realize JS can be used for annoying things, but it can also be used to create a cool interactive interface. Why disable it entirely, instead of just blacklisting certain sites? Do you enjoy using the Internet circa 1995?
 
2012-12-10 03:02:51 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Thanks, internet. Now I want to have sex with Mr Peanut.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-10 03:03:05 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Thanks, internet. Now I want to have sex with Mr Peanut.


Have a nut.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:19 PM  
I'd say, she is as sexy as a peanut.
I mean, I'd love to pop her oblong orbs into my mouth, tasting their salty sweetness.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:45 PM  

FuturePastNow: "she admits she wasn't confident about her body and looks when she was 18"

For reference, Jennifer Love Hewitt at age 18:

[i.imgur.com image 434x758]


Not sure why, but all I can think of is Aphex Twin...
 
2012-12-10 03:09:45 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

images.askmen.com

hummina hummina hummina


The only problem with Lacey Chabert is that given that she was on the show so young, I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.
 
2012-12-10 03:20:38 PM  

Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.


...out of morbid curiosity, who do you have down in the 'never going to do it ever ever ever' category?
 
2012-12-10 03:21:17 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina

The only problem with Lacey Chabert is that given that she was on the show so young, I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.


Thankfully I never watched the show so I don't have that problem, although I'll admit I did feel kinda bad about thinking she was hot in Lost in Space.
 
2012-12-10 03:22:17 PM  
a woman who claims she doesn't like to look at herself naked yet made famous "vajazzling"....
makes sense....
not.
 
2012-12-10 03:24:14 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zarberg: I would give any of the three main female cast members from Party of Five the most disappointing few minutes of their lives.

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

hummina hummina hummina

The only problem with Lacey Chabert is that given that she was on the show so young, I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.


Good thing for me I never watched the show. (fapfapfap)
 
2012-12-10 03:32:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.


www.sensualwallpapers.com

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky
 
2012-12-10 03:36:00 PM  
Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.
 
2012-12-10 03:38:42 PM  

elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.


It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners
 
2012-12-10 03:42:18 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.

[www.sensualwallpapers.com image 850x637]

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky


For some guys, that guilt would multiply the experience.

/Not me, though.
 
2012-12-10 03:43:55 PM  

Leader O'Cola: a woman who claims she doesn't like to look at herself naked yet made famous "vajazzling"....
makes sense....
not.


Standard get a headline procedure. Say something like "Teehee, I'm such a shy nerd, I love playing Warhammer...but my giant boobs knock all my little painted figures over!" or "I have so much trouble feeling sexy because I was made fun of in school...for having a 36-24-36 figure and full pouty lips." or "I'm such a slob, I just love to pig out chugging Mountain Dew and eating Cheetos...while wearing only thigh high boots and a thong."

Then we're supposed to go, "Oh, that poor woman, she is not getting the love and attention she deserves. Someone needs to write her a strongly worded letter that will convince her she is sexy." And it needs to be a real letter because you can't seal an e-mail shut with actual bodily fluids.
 
2012-12-10 03:45:03 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DjangoStonereaver: I can't look at
the beautiful woman she became without seeing her as a young girl, and then I feel even more pervy
given the differences in our ages.

[www.sensualwallpapers.com image 850x637]

That guilt would wash off pretty quicky

For some guys, that guilt would multiply the experience.

/Not me, though.


First time seeing her was mean girls and I was in high school. I'd hit it as hard as I would hit the toaster strudels afterwards.
 
2012-12-10 03:46:22 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Javascript must be enabled in your browser.

No. It must not. Your site just blows huge monkey chunks.

And there are plenty of purty pictures in this thread already so I don't need you, AZ Central.


While making a site that works without client-side scripting is best practice, completely disabling javascript is flat-out dumb. It makes as much sense as disabling images.
 
2012-12-10 03:51:16 PM  

LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners


There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!
 
2012-12-10 03:51:40 PM  
I could eat a peanut for hours.
 
2012-12-10 03:56:12 PM  
"tommyleejones idon'tcare.jpg"

Get nekkid already, gawd what tease.
 
2012-12-10 03:59:17 PM  

FunkOut: "I have so much trouble feeling sexy because I was made fun of in school...for having a 36-24-36 figure and full pouty lips."


This does actually happen a lot to girls right after they hit puberty. They're still in their tweens, and have the life experience of same, but their bodies have just jumped several years ahead of the rest of them and there are a lot of men out there, teenage or otherwise, who have no qualms about introducing them to a whole lot of sex talk years before they're ready to handle it.
 
2012-12-10 03:59:18 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: LegacyDL: elvindeath: Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt: Two careers that exemplify why you should get naked if you really want to make it big.

It worked for Kate Winslet.

/Those boobs are Academy Award winners

There is a list somewhere that correlates nudity with Oscars and it's a pretty close to 1:1 comparison. Want to be taken seriously by the Academy? Whip out them titties!


What about Elizabeth Berkley?
 
2012-12-10 04:03:31 PM  

Gosling: Profedius: I have her marked down as one of those people who will do a nude scene far too long after her prime. Even though she keeps saying she will not do nude scenes I haven't put her into the not going to happen group yet. Yes I do have a collection and yes I do group celebrities up that have not been nude by when and if. I find it more fun than collecting stamps.

...out of morbid curiosity, who do you have down in the 'never going to do it ever ever ever' category?


I am at work so I don't have my list in front of me, but most of them are TV actors and actors who are no longer doing films. As long as actors are still doing movie rolls there is a chance. I do have Abli listed in there even though she has worn see through, because of her dad though I don't think she has any problem with it.
 
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