Sin_City_Superhero: cgraves67: Q. What person just talks and talks and talksA. A TEACHER WIFE !!!!That's really, really funny from a child's husband's perspective.
maxheck: Carn:Best knock knock joke:Knock knockWho's there?Interrupting cowInterrupting C-MOOOOOO!I once told that joke to my littlest nephew at a family gathering, and he loved it so much he went around telling it to everyone.Unfortunately, the concept of *timing* needed for that joke hadn't quite dawned on him./ was actually funnier to hear him tell it.
cgraves67: Q. What person just talks and talks and talksA. A TEACHER WIFE !!!!That's really, really funny from a child's husband's perspective.
djkutch: Not a joke, but my nephew has renamed eggs "liquid chicken". I am both grossed out and amused.
darth_badger: poop, poop, poop, poot, fart, poop, fart, fart, dookie...
Contrabulous Flabtraption: British children are just like our children, only uglier.
tricycleracer: what did the banana say to the uther banana?Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.meowsaidthedog-like typing detected.
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