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2012-12-10 01:03:20 PM
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-12-10 10:43:42 AM
3 votes:
I actually loved the Batman joke. 
 
I found it incredibly meta, deconstructing the very notion of joke telling itself. 
2012-12-10 10:47:28 AM
2 votes:

brap: I actually loved the Batman joke. 
 
I found it incredibly meta, deconstructing the very notion of joke telling itself.


The zombie one was pretty funny too just by making perfect sense and thus defying expectation
2012-12-10 08:00:40 AM
2 votes:
A man found a raisin in the woods.
"what a funny looking raisin."
"im not a raisin im just an ant with no legs."


I think there is some profound meaning in that somewhere.
2012-12-10 03:18:11 PM
1 votes:
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
2012-12-10 02:09:05 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: cgraves67: Q. What person just talks and talks and talks
A. A TEACHER WIFE !!!!

That's really, really funny from a child's husband's perspective.


My wife has asked, repeatedly, that I post a reply that this isn't funny.
2012-12-10 02:08:27 PM
1 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 02:05:34 PM
1 votes:
Best knock knock joke:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting C-
MOOOOOO!
2012-12-10 01:58:14 PM
1 votes:
That list soudned an awful lot like most Fark threads.
2012-12-10 01:28:06 PM
1 votes:

tricycleracer: what did the banana say to the uther banana?

Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!

No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.

meowsaidthedog-like typing detected.


I would've guessed Indubitably
2012-12-10 01:17:16 PM
1 votes:
Q. What person just talks and talks and talks
A. A TEACHER !!!!

That's really, really funny from a child's perspective.
2012-12-10 01:15:46 PM
1 votes:
what did the banana say to the uther banana?

Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!

No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.


meowsaidthedog-like typing detected.
2012-12-10 01:15:04 PM
1 votes:
John has 32 cookies he eats 28 of them what does he have


diabetes
2012-12-10 01:12:28 PM
1 votes:
Robin - "Holy kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses and we blew it!"
2012-12-10 01:02:28 PM
1 votes:
"Zip Up and Swallow. "

/why no votie!!!??!?!?
2012-12-10 12:24:53 PM
1 votes:
The kids who had their submissions rejected are more likely to become comedians.
2012-12-10 10:30:48 AM
1 votes:
Q. What person just talks and talks and talks
A. A TEACHER!!!!



Now this one was funny.
2012-12-10 09:50:44 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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