jaytkay: Submitted by Sarah P.Q. Why did the potato cross the road?A. to get to the postbox[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x302]
darth_badger: poop, poop, poop, poot, fart, poop, fart, fart, dookie...
dark side of the moon: I've told this one before but what the hell.Q: What kind of a bee makes milk?A: A boobie!
Counter_Intelligent: A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
Sin_City_Superhero: cgraves67: Q. What person just talks and talks and talksA. A TEACHER WIFE !!!!That's really, really funny from a child's husband's perspective.
Contrabulous Flabtraption: British children are just like our children, only uglier.
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Kids come up with some of the best racist jokes too, although they don't usually realize it. here's one from the tumblr pageWhat did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?Hose A and Hose B
maxheck: Carn:Best knock knock joke:Knock knockWho's there?Interrupting cowInterrupting C-MOOOOOO!I once told that joke to my littlest nephew at a family gathering, and he loved it so much he went around telling it to everyone.Unfortunately, the concept of *timing* needed for that joke hadn't quite dawned on him./ was actually funnier to hear him tell it.
Orgasmatron138: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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