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2012-12-10 02:26:07 PM  
4 votes:

oldfarthenry: I remember a time when people thought of their lives as a "journey"


someday, love will find you
2012-12-10 01:53:46 PM  
3 votes:
He snores. She wheezes.
Say housework and she freezes.
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
I talk, he breezes. She doesn't know what pleases.
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
2012-12-10 01:43:37 PM  
3 votes:
I'd have guessed they broke up because they're both self-absorbed twunts.
2012-12-10 01:42:31 PM  
3 votes:
Is Taylor Swift suing them for royalties?
2012-12-10 11:38:23 AM  
3 votes:
Who are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Alex?

/Backs out of thread
2012-12-10 03:12:47 PM  
2 votes:
Shiat dude, you don't have to break up to have kids. Take a look at my cousin, he's been married to the same chick for 20 years, she has never had a kid and he has at least 5.
2012-12-10 02:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
They don't write 'em like that anymore.
2012-12-10 01:52:01 PM  
2 votes:
Gotse or whatever his name is?
2012-12-10 01:51:45 PM  
2 votes:
Good luck fathering a child after women see that little dance.
2012-12-10 01:45:14 PM  
2 votes:
They'll be back together eventually. I don't think anyone else will be able to stand either one of them.
2012-12-10 05:14:54 PM  
1 votes:

Orangeness: phrenicmonkey: Way to tough it out, you two. Couldn't figure this shiat out before you hooked up?

My ex-husband lied to me about not wanting children. I told him from the get-go I didn't want them...he figured I'd change my mind. You can tell by the ex-part that he was wrong.

/We were married 10 years
//Glad that jerk is gone...


What, no song?
2012-12-10 02:50:40 PM  
1 votes:
Well, you didn't have to cut me off...
2012-12-10 02:38:24 PM  
1 votes:
Come on guys; obviously he just wants to be a mommy...she just wants to keep pegging him. He eventually figured out that that is not how babby is made.
2012-12-10 02:35:49 PM  
1 votes:

StaleCoffee: phrenicmonkey: StaleCoffee: phrenicmonkey: StaleCoffee: StaleCoffee: phrenicmonkey: CapeFearCadaver: phrenicmonkey: Way to tough it out, you two. Couldn't figure this shiat out before you hooked up?

They were together for 5 years... I dated a guy for five years when we were both in our mid-twenties. I always knew I wanted kids eventually but I also knew I certainly wasn't ready for that yet. He, on the other hand, really had no interest in having kids but had stated he hoped he changed his mind. After the 5 years he decided he definitely wanted kids and I decided I definitely didn't want kids with him. He's a good guy but completely irresponsible; it took a while to learn that one about him. Anyways, we broke up over 2 years ago and are really close friends. Just not looking for the same things... grew in different ways. That's all.

I'm under the impression (mistakenly?) that this couple's getting a divorce. Also, I'm old. Five years doesn't seem like much to me. Also, I don't like them.

This is a good point. Goddamn kids these days destroying traditional family values by communicating with each other and responsibly moving on from relationships they aren't happy in. They should do what everyone's always done, blame each other for their unhappiness and silently resent one another for 20 years before one starts down a path of alcoholism and the other has a string of infidelities resulting in an STD, so they can bring up the children neither really wanted or felt competent to have in an unbroken home they're each too afraid to completely leave because they have no idea how to live without dumping all of their angst and misery at the feet of someone else.

I forgot to add that I don't like them either and am glad they aren't having kids.

Lighten up. My opinion maybe wasn't thought out.

All right. I still don't like them though.

Let's not like them together.

I dunno. This is the Internet.


Well I'll be not liking them from over here. If you change your mind...
2012-12-10 02:34:57 PM  
1 votes:
I could only stand 1 minute of that song before I was overcome with an urge to slap the shiat out of both of them.
2012-12-10 02:33:41 PM  
1 votes:

phrenicmonkey: StaleCoffee: phrenicmonkey: StaleCoffee: StaleCoffee: phrenicmonkey: CapeFearCadaver: phrenicmonkey: Way to tough it out, you two. Couldn't figure this shiat out before you hooked up?

They were together for 5 years... I dated a guy for five years when we were both in our mid-twenties. I always knew I wanted kids eventually but I also knew I certainly wasn't ready for that yet. He, on the other hand, really had no interest in having kids but had stated he hoped he changed his mind. After the 5 years he decided he definitely wanted kids and I decided I definitely didn't want kids with him. He's a good guy but completely irresponsible; it took a while to learn that one about him. Anyways, we broke up over 2 years ago and are really close friends. Just not looking for the same things... grew in different ways. That's all.

I'm under the impression (mistakenly?) that this couple's getting a divorce. Also, I'm old. Five years doesn't seem like much to me. Also, I don't like them.

This is a good point. Goddamn kids these days destroying traditional family values by communicating with each other and responsibly moving on from relationships they aren't happy in. They should do what everyone's always done, blame each other for their unhappiness and silently resent one another for 20 years before one starts down a path of alcoholism and the other has a string of infidelities resulting in an STD, so they can bring up the children neither really wanted or felt competent to have in an unbroken home they're each too afraid to completely leave because they have no idea how to live without dumping all of their angst and misery at the feet of someone else.

I forgot to add that I don't like them either and am glad they aren't having kids.

Lighten up. My opinion maybe wasn't thought out.

All right. I still don't like them though.

Let's not like them together.


I dunno. This is the Internet.
2012-12-10 02:28:32 PM  
1 votes:
These guys again? 

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-10 02:24:45 PM  
1 votes:

StaleCoffee: StaleCoffee: phrenicmonkey: CapeFearCadaver: phrenicmonkey: Way to tough it out, you two. Couldn't figure this shiat out before you hooked up?

They were together for 5 years... I dated a guy for five years when we were both in our mid-twenties. I always knew I wanted kids eventually but I also knew I certainly wasn't ready for that yet. He, on the other hand, really had no interest in having kids but had stated he hoped he changed his mind. After the 5 years he decided he definitely wanted kids and I decided I definitely didn't want kids with him. He's a good guy but completely irresponsible; it took a while to learn that one about him. Anyways, we broke up over 2 years ago and are really close friends. Just not looking for the same things... grew in different ways. That's all.

I'm under the impression (mistakenly?) that this couple's getting a divorce. Also, I'm old. Five years doesn't seem like much to me. Also, I don't like them.

This is a good point. Goddamn kids these days destroying traditional family values by communicating with each other and responsibly moving on from relationships they aren't happy in. They should do what everyone's always done, blame each other for their unhappiness and silently resent one another for 20 years before one starts down a path of alcoholism and the other has a string of infidelities resulting in an STD, so they can bring up the children neither really wanted or felt competent to have in an unbroken home they're each too afraid to completely leave because they have no idea how to live without dumping all of their angst and misery at the feet of someone else.

I forgot to add that I don't like them either and am glad they aren't having kids.


Lighten up. My opinion maybe wasn't thought out.
2012-12-10 02:17:27 PM  
1 votes:
On the bright side, they're not breeding.
2012-12-10 02:13:53 PM  
1 votes:
"You want to find this couple annoying because of the studied, scruffy aesthetic and because they made a video about their breakup."

Yes I do, and I succeed brilliantly.
2012-12-10 02:10:57 PM  
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: phrenicmonkey: Way to tough it out, you two. Couldn't figure this shiat out before you hooked up?

They were together for 5 years... I dated a guy for five years when we were both in our mid-twenties. I always knew I wanted kids eventually but I also knew I certainly wasn't ready for that yet. He, on the other hand, really had no interest in having kids but had stated he hoped he changed his mind. After the 5 years he decided he definitely wanted kids and I decided I definitely didn't want kids with him. He's a good guy but completely irresponsible; it took a while to learn that one about him. Anyways, we broke up over 2 years ago and are really close friends. Just not looking for the same things... grew in different ways. That's all.


I'm under the impression (mistakenly?) that this couple's getting a divorce. Also, I'm old. Five years doesn't seem like much to me. Also, I don't like them.
2012-12-10 02:06:46 PM  
1 votes:
Headline 2 months from now: Internet Break-Up Couple Reunite
Headline 6 months from now: Internet Break-Up Couple Marry
Headline 2 years from now: Internet Break-Up Couple in shocking Murder/Suicide
2012-12-10 02:00:40 PM  
1 votes:
sorry just couldn't get past the :45 sec. marker.

oldfarthenry: *sigh*
I remember a time when people thought of their lives as a "journey" - not a "broadcast".

Don't miss Henry's new opera "The Bowel Movement" tonight on Youtube.


Thought i just tried to watch it - YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?!?

Sweet creeping jesus -
2012-12-10 01:57:37 PM  
1 votes:
What is happening with that eyeshadow, girl?
2012-12-10 01:49:18 PM  
1 votes:
There is nothing more ridiculous than an adult that still engages in high-school-level relationship drama.
2012-12-10 01:44:06 PM  
1 votes:
Probably for the best. She's got that 'likely to drown the kids in the bathtub' thing going on with her dead black eyes.
2012-12-10 01:43:58 PM  
1 votes:
Which Attention Whoring college did they met at?
2012-12-10 12:21:05 PM  
1 votes:
She'll be knocked up and happily anticipating her new spawn, with her new lover, within two years.
 
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