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MemeSlave: But the little clocks they make are so adorable! And the cheese.... plus don't they have a lot of hydro power, and Nazi gold? How can they be strapped for cash?
Diogenes: L.D. Ablo: [ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com image 300x444]And speaking of (non-PSed) Kenyan witchdoctors...
cwolf20: Damn good thing I always click the article first.I was trying to figure out when Patrick Swayze got his own country
Onkel Buck: Well if they can hike that means they have boots, and boots have straps, straps you can pull yourself up by.
Deep Contact: King of Swaziland worth over $200 million and has a dozen +-2 wives[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]
Rufus Lee King: Deep Contact: King of Swaziland worth over $200 millionThat's a whole mess of emalangeni![www.bestourism.com image 559x257]
Harry Freakstorm: ChipNASADeep Contact: King of Swaziland worth over $200 million and has a dozen +-2 wives[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]And nice tits.And he's a belt and suspenders kind of guy. But they don't seem to help.
Harry Freakstorm: Conservative Swaziland Radio Commentator Rush Mbumbu said earlier:"Why is the government always going after the zombie creators? Don't you know that hire taxes will drive these important engines of our economy away? Without them, where will the cheap labor come from and who will pick the crops at the dark of the night?The witch doctor group is not one to be trifled with. They are a powerful force in this country. I try to stay as bipartisan as possible, but a witch doctor once disagreed with me and cursed me. He caused me to bloat about the waist and lust after little boys."
Contents Under Pressure: People there have the lowest life expectancy of any country in the world. They shouldn't tax witch doctors, they should make them go through mandatory AIDS education and prevention classes.
Latinwolf: Deep Contact: King of Swaziland worth over $200 million and has a dozen +-2 wivesGuy looks like he'd need a bigger bra than what his wives would probably wear, if they wear bras that is.
HailRobonia: I'm confused... which Doctor?
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