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(Standard Digital (Kenya))   Man arrives home to find pastor in bed with his wife, goes Old Testament on him   (standardmedia.co.ke ) divider line
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2012-12-10 09:47:03 AM  
"The pastor, a father of two, for obvious reasons, remained mum when he was asked what he was doing in another man's bed in the odd hours of the night."

Well yes, the obvious reason for being a father of two is him being a bit busy with the old pork sword and coveting thy neighbour's ass.
 
2012-12-10 09:49:20 AM  
Thereby proving once and for all, that there is no God...
 
2012-12-10 09:49:23 AM  

"This is not the first time he has been caught with someone's wife. He is used to bedding many who attend his church," one eyewitness said.


SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!!
 
2012-12-10 09:50:47 AM  
well that was probably the only thing i will read today from Kenya.
 
2012-12-10 09:50:48 AM  
"We was jus' PRAYIN' baby!!!"

/obscure?
//not obscure.
 
2012-12-10 09:52:06 AM  
collider.com
My first thought
 
2012-12-10 09:53:22 AM  
Let the love of Jesus fill you, then leave you, then fill you again.
 
2012-12-10 09:53:38 AM  
The institution of the clergy as a socioreligious establishment serves only to separate from blame and sin those who are deprived of pleasure and thus all the more likely to break the vows of their religion.

fark religion.
 
2012-12-10 09:53:49 AM  
Kakamega??

Oh in Kenya...African Kenyan People problems
 
2012-12-10 09:54:10 AM  

ToxicGun: [collider.com image 400x300]
My first thought


Mine too
 
2012-12-10 09:55:01 AM  
He slew the pastor's first-born son?
 
2012-12-10 09:55:09 AM  
That is seriously one of the most poetically-written articles I've ever read on here. Usually translated-to-English news reads like gobbledygook, but the imagery in that was just terrific.

Also: that pastor deserved an ass-beating. I had a supervisor in the military that caught another man in bed with his wife and beat his ass into an ER visit. He was able to shake off the arrest with no ill consequences to his career, as it turned out.
 
2012-12-10 09:55:41 AM  
RELIGION OF PIECE
 
2012-12-10 09:56:22 AM  
Appropriately named periodical covering this. The pastor was operating with his Standard Digit.
 
2012-12-10 09:57:02 AM  
Pastor was straight? Must be Africa or South America.
 
2012-12-10 09:57:10 AM  
The power of Christ compels her?
 
2012-12-10 10:00:11 AM  
Father-in-law? I thought he had learned his lesson after many many times.

/Baptist Preacher with a lot of women in several churches.
//I never said anything, but I secretly admire him.
 
2012-12-10 10:00:54 AM  

factoryconnection: That is seriously one of the most poetically-written articles I've ever read on here. Usually translated-to-English news reads like gobbledygook, but the imagery in that was just terrific.


Umm, What?
 
2012-12-10 10:02:11 AM  
If I caught another man in bed with my wife, I would be pissed but the upside is that you now have a free pass, or a lot of free passes for a lot of shiat. Nights out, even some strange of your own. Anyone who has been married for a long time knows. It's only sex.
 
2012-12-10 10:03:11 AM  
Therefore, young ladies, when you seek god's favour, learn to put the devil in hell, because this is most pleasing to god and to all parties concerned, and much good may come of it.

- the decameron, boccaccio
 
2012-12-10 10:03:48 AM  

heinrich66: Pastor was straight? Must be Africa or South America.


That's what I was thinking
 
2012-12-10 10:06:45 AM  
That was a nice piece of fiction.
 
2012-12-10 10:09:51 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "This is not the first time he has been caught with someone's wife. He is used to bedding many who attend his church," one eyewitness said.


SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!!


Damn, getting more suspicious all the time. If he uses a scooter then his current marriage is probably over. That's a shame I really love Nana. She cooks stuff just for me.
 
2012-12-10 10:13:11 AM  
Amazing how often Sunday school teachers feel the will of God telling them to get it on with the shaman. We had quite the scandal in our small town Methodist church not too long ago.
 
2012-12-10 10:16:56 AM  
Obamausque problems....
 
2012-12-10 10:18:21 AM  
thisdistractedglobe.com

Knows how to properly deal with pastors who bed another man's wife
 
2012-12-10 10:25:01 AM  

mortimer_ford: RELIGION OF PIECE


...OF ASS
 
2012-12-10 10:26:22 AM  

ToxicGun: [collider.com image 400x300]
My first thought


"The Lord is my shepherd, He know what I want!"
 
2012-12-10 10:26:23 AM  
Old Testament:

i171.photobucket.com 

New Testament:

i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 10:26:38 AM  
Kakamega?
DEEP Kakamega!
 
2012-12-10 10:32:24 AM  

ToxicGun: [collider.com image 400x300]
My first thought


And the thread is done for me....
 
2012-12-10 10:32:38 AM  

Father_Jack: well that was probably the only thing i will read today from Kenya.


I hate to keep putting in, but Kenya? Is this article old? He's been on missions to Kenya. I think my wife has half brothers and sisters over there. My god she could be related to Obama! One can only hope. Yes you know I'm goofing off and besides he had a nervous breakdown when his wife died who was the 4 kids mom. His indiscretions as they called them were nearly 30 yrs ago and one of the kids hasn't forgiven him yet. Just a sad situation. Took my wife 5 to speak to him.

/Don't care what religious you preach since I don't care for it, but if you're in a position of authority over people who look up to you, its more than a farking indiscretion.
//Please forgive the grammar. I'm on a phone and I can't type worth a damn in the first place.
 
2012-12-10 10:37:19 AM  

fruitloop: Old Testament:

[i171.photobucket.com image 240x240] 

New Testament:

[i171.photobucket.com image 240x240]


Good call. Dark Roots Of Earth has to be in my top 5 albums this year, despite the "c**t in my hand" ballad.....
 
2012-12-10 10:43:36 AM  

H31N0US: If I caught another man in bed with my wife, I would be pissed but the upside is that you now have a free pass, or a lot of free passes for a lot of shiat. Nights out, even some strange of your own. Anyone who has been married for a long time knows. It's only sex.


Been married 30 years. Started swinging 10 years ago. I catch my wife with another man, I take pictures, join in, or just watch. Although I never actually "catch" her. I always know when and who she's with. She "catches" me sometimes too. I love looking over my lover's shoulder to see my wife standing there watching or better yet, the surprise third hand joining in...

/Learned a lot of what I know about BDSM from watching the Baptist minister who used to frequent the swing club where we like to hang out.
//I've been very busy since "50 shades" came out
///Love it when a wannabee gets flogged for the first time after reading that dreck and whines "I didnt think it would hurt!"
 
2012-12-10 10:44:50 AM  
A youthful clergyman is nursing injuries at a hospital in Kakamega after he was badly injured by an angry husband who caught him red handed in a compromising manner with his wife

Guess it was that time of the month
 
2012-12-10 10:45:29 AM  
Pastor... Please

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-10 10:46:08 AM  
I'm just glad nobody looks to Pastor's for moral guidance.

Oh? People do? Well, that's a problem.
 
2012-12-10 11:02:34 AM  
Kakamega ? Cockamainy!
 
2012-12-10 11:12:54 AM  
I have never understood why men direct almost all of the anger at the man when the wife is more responsible. I am not saying that he should beat on his wife or anything, but when you think about it the wife has more control in the situation unless the guy is a rapist. I only had one woman cheat on me and like this guy I walked in on it. When I found my girlfriend who I was engaged to having sex with her ex-boyfriend I didn't get mad at him or her I just told them to wash the sheets and as she was doing that she could pack her bags.
 
2012-12-10 11:21:23 AM  

Profedius: I have never understood why men direct almost all of the anger at the man when the wife is more responsible. I am not saying that he should beat on his wife or anything, but when you think about it the wife has more control in the situation unless the guy is a rapist. I only had one woman cheat on me and like this guy I walked in on it. When I found my girlfriend who I was engaged to having sex with her ex-boyfriend I didn't get mad at him or her I just told them to wash the sheets and as she was doing that she could pack her bags.


i agree with this

also: you are a cool customer mister & a fine example - my hat, it is tipped
 
2012-12-10 11:32:51 AM  
I have been married for 12 years, and if she was caught, he will get a beatdown. I don't see how I could not. I guess I'm not as modern as some of you guys. It must be because I have so much invested on the relationship that I am not in aposition to go out and look, and quite frankly she is so good I have had no reason lo look. If your blood does not boil at the sight of this, you simply did not love her enough to care and you saw this coming on the horizon and did preparations accordingly.
 
2012-12-10 11:40:35 AM  

elgrancerdo: I have been married for 12 years, and if she was caught, he will get a beatdown. I don't see how I could not. I guess I'm not as modern as some of you guys. It must be because I have so much invested on the relationship that I am not in aposition to go out and look, and quite frankly she is so good I have had no reason lo look. If your blood does not boil at the sight of this, you simply did not love her enough to care and you saw this coming on the horizon and did preparations accordingly.


Are you nuts? Your reaction would be a felony offense: it's called assault and battery and you can get up to seven years in prison for it. As Profedius notes above, if some guy is farking your wife, it is because she is farking him. She, not he, has betrayed your trust. So lay the blame where it belongs. This simply isn't worth going to jail over.
 
2012-12-10 12:10:07 PM  

JackieRabbit: elgrancerdo: I have been married for 12 years, and if she was caught, he will get a beatdown. I don't see how I could not. I guess I'm not as modern as some of you guys. It must be because I have so much invested on the relationship that I am not in aposition to go out and look, and quite frankly she is so good I have had no reason lo look. If your blood does not boil at the sight of this, you simply did not love her enough to care and you saw this coming on the horizon and did preparations accordingly.

Are you nuts? Your reaction would be a felony offense: it's called assault and battery and you can get up to seven years in prison for it. As Profedius notes above, if some guy is farking your wife, it is because she is farking him. She, not he, has betrayed your trust. So lay the blame where it belongs. This simply isn't worth going to jail over.


I've seen this movie. You wait and set someone else up. Right?
 
2012-12-10 12:11:05 PM  
Gimme that ol timey religion.
 
2012-12-10 12:37:24 PM  
Ah, conservative hypocrisy at is finest!

/I'd really like to fark a married religious woman
 
2012-12-10 12:39:19 PM  
at least it was with a woman this time..
 
2012-12-10 12:46:47 PM  
Wow, that report was remarkably well-written; one might even say "elegantly scrivened." Western journalists should hang their heads in shame.
 
2012-12-10 01:38:08 PM  
These guys do more than just fleece the flock, don't they?
 
2012-12-10 02:22:58 PM  

inner ted: Profedius: I have never understood why men direct almost all of the anger at the man when the wife is more responsible. I am not saying that he should beat on his wife or anything, but when you think about it the wife has more control in the situation unless the guy is a rapist. I only had one woman cheat on me and like this guy I walked in on it. When I found my girlfriend who I was engaged to having sex with her ex-boyfriend I didn't get mad at him or her I just told them to wash the sheets and as she was doing that she could pack her bags.

i agree with this

also: you are a cool customer mister & a fine example - my hat, it is tipped


Thank you. I was upset to be sure, but there was nothing to gain by becoming angry with either of them nor was maintaining the relationship a good idea since the once a cheater always a cheater for the most part holds true. I was and still am good friends with her mom (single parent) and I made a good call since she cheated or was caught cheating three more times on three different men none of which were the same man. She is currently single with four kids three of which each have a different father 35 years old and living with her mother. After her I had a three year dry spell a lot of the reason was my lack of desire to date and then I went out with Jeri from work. I was with Jeri for 7 years and she was wonderful we had sex at least once a day and never had one argument. Even our break up wasn't a bad thing work and events at the time parted us.
 
2012-12-10 02:30:13 PM  
Maybe the priest just idolizes Pope John XII and wanted to be more like him?
 
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