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(SacBee)   $100,000 worth of jewelry stolen from the home of Congressman Darrell Issa. Lost Items include irreplaceable watches, heirloom earrings, BFF ring he bought with Grover Norquist   (sacbee.com) divider line 79
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2012-12-10 10:01:10 AM
If only he had some kind of alarm system that would verbally warn burglars off.
 
2012-12-10 10:03:48 AM
I wonder if he'll have public investigators look into this or if he's got some sorta private bootstrappy police force all his own.
 
2012-12-10 10:04:09 AM
Meh.
 
2012-12-10 10:09:50 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: If only he had some kind of alarm system that would verbally warn burglars off.


Came here to post this. "PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE THREAD"
 
2012-12-10 10:09:55 AM
Probably insurance fraud --  Issa has been there and done that before.
 
2012-12-10 10:10:13 AM
Has the White House declared it an act of terror yet? If not, there's gonna be hearings.
 
2012-12-10 10:10:33 AM
That's just the free market at work. Except the market is his house and people are taking things from it for free.
 
2012-12-10 10:11:04 AM

Parthenogenetic: AMonkey'sUncle: If only he had some kind of alarm system that would verbally warn burglars off.

Came here to post this. "PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE THREAD"


You have ten seconds to comply.
 
2012-12-10 10:11:25 AM
More insurance fraud, or just someone getting back at him for betraying his country and telling everyone how the intelligence community monitors ports to track weapons shipments... who knows, either way, I hope he becomes despondent and jumps of a tall building.
 
2012-12-10 10:12:38 AM

thornhill: Probably insurance fraud --  Issa has been there and done that before.


Yep. I think you've called it right out of the gate.
 
2012-12-10 10:14:53 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: That's just the free market at work. Except the market is his house and people are taking things from it for free.


heehee
 
2012-12-10 10:17:37 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: That's just the free market at work. Except the market is his house and people are taking things from it for free.


Ha!
 
2012-12-10 10:21:15 AM
[VIPER CAR ALARM VOICE]

Darrell, please step into the car so that you can die in the fire that I will ignite.

[/VIPER CAR ALARM VOICE]
 
2012-12-10 10:22:10 AM

thornhill: Probably insurance fraud --  Issa has been there and done that before.

Issa himself was accused several times of auto theft. In the early 1970s, he and his brother were arrested after police suspected them of stealing a Maserati sports car from a dealership in Cleveland.


These two words do not belong in the same sentence.
 
2012-12-10 10:22:19 AM
Wasn't Pelosi's just burgled last month?

I'm calling Watergate-style break-ins by the FBI disguised as robberies.
 
2012-12-10 10:22:43 AM
$100,000 worth of jewelery?

$100,000 worth of jewelery.
 
2012-12-10 10:22:59 AM
images.politico.com

WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
 
2012-12-10 10:23:20 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: If only he had some kind of alarm system that would verbally warn burglars off.


He did. But Obama just sat back and watched it unfold, even calling off the security team from Tripoli Avenue that was chomping at the bit to save those bits of jewelery. I mean, if the buck doesn't stop with the CiC, where does it stop?
 
2012-12-10 10:24:59 AM
Just getting back the funds that he's stolen from the people by continuing to be a waste of human-shaped garbage. I support more robberies at the Issa house. Perhaps seven robberies a week, times forty weeks?
 
2012-12-10 10:25:21 AM

sprawl15: AMonkey'sUncle: If only he had some kind of alarm system that would verbally warn burglars off.

He did. But Obama just sat back and watched it unfold, even calling off the security team from Tripoli Avenue that was chomping at the bit to save those bits of jewelery. I mean, if the buck doesn't stop with the CiC, where does it stop?


....Benghazi?
 
2012-12-10 10:26:18 AM

mentula: $100,000 worth of jewelery.


That's as much as ten thousand tens.
 
2012-12-10 10:27:53 AM
thornhill: Probably insurance fraud --  Issa has been there and done that before.

Jesus Tits. Always knew Issa was a piece of human garbage, but would never have guessed at him being a car thief and an arsonist.

But how many jobs did his insurance fraud and arson end up creating? Think of the job creators!
 
2012-12-10 10:28:40 AM

mentula: $100,000 worth of jewelery?

$100,000 worth of jewelery.


I'll take "begging the question" for $100,000, Alex.
 
2012-12-10 10:33:03 AM
And too bad he wasn't home.
 
2012-12-10 10:33:33 AM

Insatiable Jesus: Jesus Tits. Always knew Issa was a piece of human garbage, but would never have guessed at him being a car thief and an arsonist.


Why not? Compared to his multiple CIA and other intelligence leaks, stealing cars and setting fires are nothing but child's play.
 
2012-12-10 10:35:04 AM

firefly212: More insurance fraud, or just someone getting back at him for betraying his country and telling everyone how the intelligence community monitors ports to track weapons shipments... who knows, either way, I hope he becomes despondent and jumps of a tall building.


If it's the CIA, they're borrowing a play from the Gurkha Regiment's book. They'd ask an enemy force to surrender. The story goes: when the enemy failed to comply, they'd wake up to find that their boot laces had all been cut in their sleep. The message being - last night it was your boot laces. Next time, it will be your throats. Do you wish to consider our request to accept your surrender?

CIA message - last night it was your jewels. Next time, it's your family jewels. Do you want to stop giving away our operational intel and endangering HumInt on the ground now?
 
2012-12-10 10:35:23 AM
Vista is not the nicest part of San Diego. If he's that rich, he could afford better.
 
2012-12-10 10:37:07 AM
He should have hired a better private security force to police his estate
 
2012-12-10 10:37:10 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: That's as much

many as ten thousand tens.

/FTFM.
//Fail.
 
2012-12-10 10:38:19 AM
Boohoo $100K worth of shiny rocks and metals...oh how will they ever live now?
 
2012-12-10 10:38:23 AM
Awwww, poor Darrell...

/seriously, don't care
 
2012-12-10 10:39:13 AM
So did King Scumbag actually get robbed, or is this another insurance fraud scheme?
 
2012-12-10 10:39:43 AM

wraithmare: Vista is not the nicest part of San Diego. If he's that rich, he could afford better.


He has to live in his district.

/I live in his district.
 
2012-12-10 10:50:22 AM
Ha

Ha
 
2012-12-10 10:57:03 AM

Bloody William: So did King Scumbag actually get robbed, or is this another insurance fraud scheme?


We need another Special Committee to look into this.
 
2012-12-10 11:07:06 AM

Mega_Doof: wraithmare: Vista is not the nicest part of San Diego. If he's that rich, he could afford better.

He has to live in his district.

/I live in his district.


Could just as easily live in Fallbrook, or some nicer part of Oceanside.
 
2012-12-10 11:10:53 AM
How does a public service employee have enough money to afford such an opulent lifestyle? Damned unions.
 
2012-12-10 11:13:02 AM

thornhill: Probably insurance fraud --  Issa has been there and done that before.


[Bears Repeating.jpg]
 
2012-12-10 11:16:12 AM
Issa got Benghazi'd!!

O_o

ASSEMBLE THE ARMY!!

God wills it!
 
2012-12-10 11:24:31 AM
If Californians could carry concealed this wouldn't have happened.

/you know some derper is thinking this
 
2012-12-10 11:35:14 AM
1. Commit insurance fraud
2. Get more insurance
3. See step one.

So, we have Americans that can't get heath insurance for their child, because their kid has asthma, or some other pre-existing condition, but this asshole can ...keep getting stuff insured. Isn't being a thieving piece of shiat a pre-existing condition?

It's a shame they didn't put a slug through his skull.
 
2012-12-10 11:35:23 AM
When you support policies that increase poverty you're more likely to get burglarized. Just a thought
 
2012-12-10 11:38:52 AM

mentula: $100,000 worth of jewelery?

$100,000 worth of jewelery.


Obviously a bad habit he acquired while serving in Congress where items of questionable utility with tremendous mark-up are regularly purchased... like F-35s.
 
2012-12-10 11:48:29 AM

The Larch: thornhill: Probably insurance fraud --  Issa has been there and done that before.

[Bears Repeating.jpg]


I don't buy it, honestly; not a good risk/reward ratio. Surely Issa can make as much or more in ways that don't cross the line (for a Congressman); I don't think someone of his power or prominence would risk felony charges for a bogus insurance claim that amounts to roughly 60% of his yearly salary.
 
2012-12-10 11:50:23 AM
Has anyone mentioned Issa has a history of committing insurance fraud?
 
2012-12-10 11:54:30 AM

pippi longstocking: Boohoo $100K worth of shiny rocks and metals...oh how will they ever live now?


stop pooping on the social contract
 
2012-12-10 12:01:23 PM
$100,000 worth of jewelry stolen from the home of Congressman Darrell Issa. American people, since the CONgress is owned by Big Business and the wealthy.


repaired.
 
2012-12-10 12:02:54 PM

Linux_Yes: $100,000 worth of jewelry stolen from the home of Congressman Darrell Issa. American people, since the CONgress is owned by Big Business and the wealthy.


repaired.


wouldn't that make jewelry stolen from a member of CONgress the property of Big Business and the wealthy?
 
2012-12-10 12:04:32 PM

Mega_Doof: He has to live in his district.


Nope. He just has to live somewhere in the state, legally. Of course, if you don't live in your district, your political opponents probably will make a campaign issue on that fact.
 
2012-12-10 12:05:33 PM

firefly212: More insurance fraud, or just someone getting back at him for betraying his country and telling everyone how the intelligence community monitors ports to track weapons shipments... who knows, either way, I hope he becomes despondent and jumps of a tall building.


Or a short building, as many times as it takes. The cliffs at La Jolla are drearily gray this time of year.
 
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