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2012-12-10 11:55:34 AM
3 votes:
Creppiness level of article: Abandon Thread.
2012-12-10 09:16:12 AM
3 votes:
He was home-schooled yet didn't know how to use utensils, but can find the G-spot because his molester father coached him on banging his mother.

Ugh.

Hopefully the boy lands in a good home and goes on to Penn State some day.
2012-12-10 04:57:53 AM
3 votes:
It's shake n bake, and I helped?
2012-12-10 08:24:18 AM
2 votes:
"What's wrong with a kiss, boy?"
2012-12-11 11:29:13 AM
1 votes:
tancast.com
Approves


/eight year olds, dude....
2012-12-10 04:28:40 PM
1 votes:

Gaseous Anomaly: As for erections, my 4 year old has morning wood sometimes (complicating the morning potty trip a bit). He's asked "why is my penis sticking up?" and I gave the detailed explanation of "they do that sometimes". (Hey, it's accurate...)


When my son was small I had him shower with me in the big shower/tub. It was expedient and I knew he was getting clean. When he was about 6 he says to me, "hey dad, this skin here below my willie, it's got two things in it. They feel like balls. What are they?"

"Those're your balls, son. Go easy on 'em."

OK.

Another time he said, "Hey dad, the skin on my balls is all wrinkled. It looks just like a brain."

"Yep."

What I didn't tell him was that it functions much like a brain, too.


It never occurred to me to have him copulate with his mother. Of course, after our second kid was born she pretty much quit copulating altogether, so it might not have mattered.
2012-12-10 03:43:01 PM
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: Does anybody in Wilkes-Barre really have a future to look forward to?


My mom went to Wilkes U. and had a very successful career as an AT&T exec.

But I have to admit, she's lousy in bed.
2012-12-10 01:57:56 PM
1 votes:
Does this family know how to party, or what?!?
2012-12-10 12:49:18 PM
1 votes:

Buggs: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x316]


HI MOM!

i29.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 12:23:46 PM
1 votes:
VC Andrews seen taking notes.
2012-12-10 12:14:11 PM
1 votes:

corronchilejano: meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.

Same here.


Bingo
2012-12-10 12:11:15 PM
1 votes:
www.the-back-row.commimg.ugo.com
2012-12-10 12:10:18 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??
/I'm betting, um no.
//Poor little Oedipus.

Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.


One of the funniest lines in any mover ever:

Oedipus: [walking around collecting donations] Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!
Josephus: Hey, motherfarker!

/History of the World, Part 1
2012-12-10 12:08:32 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: //Poor little Oedipus.


I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus...
2012-12-10 12:03:32 PM
1 votes:

Leeds: So the dad raped little girls in 2002 and in 2005.

Then in 2005 or 2006 the mom started tapping the son.

Anyone here think that the mom caught the dad nailing kids and this twisted story is somehow the result?


I'm not finding a situation where that makes much sense, but I'm not finding anything about this situation that makes any sense. Conclusion: PLAUSIBLE
2012-12-10 12:01:42 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: His... God damn it, I'm farking slipping on grammar this morning.


Well, grammar can be slippery when it gets wet.
2012-12-10 11:58:15 AM
1 votes:

doglover: 8 years old? What the hell?

It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.


Oedipus approves. A little... Ok, now he's cutting hes eyeballs.
2012-12-10 11:52:14 AM
1 votes:
oblig
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/doesn't apply to THIS article but hey, who's counting
2012-12-10 09:04:34 AM
1 votes:
"Don't go diving straight for the clitoris!"
2012-12-10 06:13:25 AM
1 votes:
With some stories, there are no words.
 
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