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2012-12-10 12:20:34 PM

CygnusDarius: MCStymie: This story is packed solid with industrial-strength creepy. Un-farking-fathomable.

Kid's probably a complete disaster going forward. Execute the parents.

This article just makes me want to go tear my clothes off, and run naked in the streets yelling "tekeli-li! tekeli-li!".


THAT is fathomable. Proceed when ready.

/Gonna go scrub my brain with a wire brush
 
2012-12-10 12:21:21 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-10 12:22:05 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Principal Clarinet: With some stories, there are no words.

And thankfully, no pictures.


It's the little things that make life worth living.
 
2012-12-10 12:22:07 PM
I'm all for messing with kids minds (why else have kids?) but this is WAY beyond anything I'd even think of!
 
2012-12-10 12:22:32 PM

The One True TheDavid: How would an 8 year old do that? Physically? I recall reading someplace that babies can get erections but I don't recall getting one myself before I was 10 when my dorm-mates taught me how to wank. And even then I was almost 12 before anything came out.

So I call bullshiat


Kids hit puberty earlier these days (probably because of better nutrition and hormones everywhere). And even if he hadn't hit puberty yet, he'd probably still enjoy the sensations.

As for erections, my 4 year old has morning wood sometimes (complicating the morning potty trip a bit). He's asked "why is my penis sticking up?" and I gave the detailed explanation of "they do that sometimes". (Hey, it's accurate...)
 
2012-12-10 12:22:35 PM
Luzerne County? My shock and surprise is down to about a 3 from the 10 where it was when I read the headline.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:46 PM
VC Andrews seen taking notes.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:51 PM

8DragonFark: I'm all for messing with kids minds (why else have kids?) but this is WAY beyond anything I'd even think of!


I thought that was the reason some parents played D&D with their kids.
 
2012-12-10 12:25:22 PM
He's going to live with his aunt and uncle. Wut? sounds like out of the frying pan, into the fire.
 
2012-12-10 12:27:25 PM
Thank God this story didn't happen a little more down South. We catch enough shiat as it is.. ;)
 
2012-12-10 12:28:16 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-12-10 12:33:17 PM

blottoman: He's going to live with his aunt and uncle. Wut? sounds like out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Exactly what I was thinking.

Pennsyltucky isn't called that for no reason. It's all badlands west of the Schkukyll
 
2012-12-10 12:37:11 PM

blottoman: He's going to live with his aunt and uncle. Wut? sounds like out of the frying pan, into the fire.


If that whole genetic line is farked that way (in more ways than one), I might suggest putting the kid in adoption, in another english-speaking country, and heavy counseling and observation for a few years.
 
2012-12-10 12:38:01 PM
Plymouth, Luzerne County

My wifes entire family is from Plymouth PA. Not sure where I'm going with this...

karmaceutical: Crap like this is why a lot of people think Homeschoolers are up to no good.


To continue to draw the politics out of this, this is what happens when you have "bi-partisan compromise". Hard core liberal/union membership joined with conservative christian homeschool values.

Pick the side you want to hate and lets discuss. Or, like me, figure politics doesn't have a place in this.
 
2012-12-10 12:39:12 PM
Sound household. "Can Jimmie come out and play?" "In a bit, he and his mother should be coming any moment now."
 
2012-12-10 12:41:27 PM
Ah, old style homeschool math.

"Ma, how much does 8 go into 39?"
"Hmmm...about 4 inches..."
 
2012-12-10 12:44:02 PM

corronchilejano: meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.

Same here.


I have gotten that in a different thread, twice.

I suspect some ad is non-compliant with Chrome.
 
2012-12-10 12:45:34 PM

CygnusDarius: MCStymie: This story is packed solid with industrial-strength creepy. Un-farking-fathomable.

Kid's probably a complete disaster going forward. Execute the parents.

This article just makes me want to go tear my clothes off, and run naked in the streets yelling "tekeli-li! tekeli-li!".


Ha!
 
2012-12-10 12:46:29 PM
A couple was convicted Friday of sexually abusing their young son, who testified he had frequent sexual encounters with his mom while his dad offered him instructions or tips on what to do.

I smell a book/movie deal.
 
2012-12-10 12:47:26 PM

madgonad: corronchilejano: meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.

Same here.

I have gotten that in a different thread, twice.

I suspect some ad is non-compliant with Chrome.


I've been seeing constant complaints on twitter about Chrome crashing for people. I'm guessing it has to do with the various Google services that were down for awhile this morning.
 
2012-12-10 12:49:18 PM

Buggs: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x316]


HI MOM!

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 12:49:28 PM

The One True TheDavid: How would an 8 year old do that? Physically? I recall reading someplace that babies can get erections but I don't recall getting one myself before I was 10 when my dorm-mates taught me how to wank. And even then I was almost 12 before anything came out.


What? You either have a bad memory or there was something physically wrong with you. I got frequent boners all my childhood life and I played "I'll touch yours if you touch mine with the little girl up the street a lot." I always got a throbber from it. I didn't have a clue about what it meant, though; it was just deliciously wicked. It was the same with all my buddies. We teased each other relentlessly about our spontaneous hard-ons.
 
2012-12-10 12:50:30 PM
i256.photobucket.com
i211.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 12:50:45 PM
The post count on the front page of Fark was 69 for this thread when I spotted it.

/I DO NOT have the weirdiest boner.
 
2012-12-10 12:53:19 PM
Gaseous Anomaly:

As for erections, my 4 year old has morning wood sometimes (complicating the morning potty trip a bit). He's asked "why is my penis sticking up?" and I gave the detailed explanation of "they do that sometimes". (Hey, it's accurate...)

I had a bad-taste joke here but I decided not to post it.
 
2012-12-10 12:54:13 PM
homeschooled?

i65.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 01:09:51 PM
Imagine a scenario where this kid catches up with crazy Canadian cat-killer chick also talked about today.
 
2012-12-10 01:12:34 PM
Home schooled and hot for teacher...


garykordan.photographyblogsites.com
 
2012-12-10 01:14:27 PM
 
2012-12-10 01:29:46 PM

JackieRabbit: Did junior and pop DP her?

I'm guessing that this started out as Pop's kink. An eight year old's woody is only about the size of your thumb. I can't see how that would be anything but a nuisance to a grown woman.



How the hell do you know how big my thumb is, you pervert!
 
2012-12-10 01:33:09 PM

The One True TheDavid: How would an 8 year old do that? Physically? I recall reading someplace that babies can get erections but I don't recall getting one myself before I was 10 when my dorm-mates taught me how to wank. And even then I was almost 12 before anything came out.

So I call bullshiat. Pics or it didn't happen.

At 8 years old I was afraid to kiss a girl on the mouth because that would make her pregnant. Especially on a moonlit night. That's what happened on the old movies on TV; the soaps my mother watched taught me that a baby born out of wedlock would never get a name, a truly horrible fate. How would it know when it's mama was calling it for supper? It would starve! Then too it's the name that determines sex: you can tell Becky's a girl because "Becky" is a girl's name, right? Racer X would never have a baby without a name, neither would Bret Maverick.


You know how people accidentally post in the wrong thread? Well, this isn't your group therapy session.
 
2012-12-10 01:55:29 PM

dabbletech: JackieRabbit: Did junior and pop DP her?

I'm guessing that this started out as Pop's kink. An eight year old's woody is only about the size of your thumb. I can't see how that would be anything but a nuisance to a grown woman.


How the hell do you know how big my thumb is, you pervert!


I have your smartphone tapped. Your thumb makes me hot, studly man!
 
2012-12-10 01:57:56 PM
Does this family know how to party, or what?!?
 
2012-12-10 01:59:55 PM

doczoidberg: Does this family know how to party, or what?!?


Family reunions must be like the last days of Caligula.
 
2012-12-10 02:19:16 PM
 
2012-12-10 02:22:06 PM
niiiiiice
 
2012-12-10 02:23:38 PM
Hey, motherfarker!
 
2012-12-10 02:24:10 PM
"Ewwww, we're related!"
"Only by blood."

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BHK
2012-12-10 02:31:13 PM

karmaceutical: Crap like this is why a lot of people think Homeschoolers are up to no good.


Yep. In government schools, no child is ever molested by teachers.
 
2012-12-10 02:54:56 PM
Traumatized or not, that poor kid has no future to look forward to in Wilkes Barre.
 
2012-12-10 03:37:34 PM
Does anybody in Wilkes-Barre really have a future to look forward to?
 
2012-12-10 03:37:40 PM

thismomentinblackhistory:
Hopefully the boy lands in a good home and goes on to Penn State some day.



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2012-12-10 03:43:01 PM

HAMMERTOE: Does anybody in Wilkes-Barre really have a future to look forward to?


My mom went to Wilkes U. and had a very successful career as an AT&T exec.

But I have to admit, she's lousy in bed.
 
2012-12-10 03:48:30 PM

JackieRabbit: dabbletech: JackieRabbit: Did junior and pop DP her?

I'm guessing that this started out as Pop's kink. An eight year old's woody is only about the size of your thumb. I can't see how that would be anything but a nuisance to a grown woman.


How the hell do you know how big my thumb is, you pervert!

I have your smartphone tapped. Your thumb makes me hot, studly man!



Who is this eight year old?

gifs.gifbin.com
 
2012-12-10 04:28:40 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: As for erections, my 4 year old has morning wood sometimes (complicating the morning potty trip a bit). He's asked "why is my penis sticking up?" and I gave the detailed explanation of "they do that sometimes". (Hey, it's accurate...)


When my son was small I had him shower with me in the big shower/tub. It was expedient and I knew he was getting clean. When he was about 6 he says to me, "hey dad, this skin here below my willie, it's got two things in it. They feel like balls. What are they?"

"Those're your balls, son. Go easy on 'em."

OK.

Another time he said, "Hey dad, the skin on my balls is all wrinkled. It looks just like a brain."

"Yep."

What I didn't tell him was that it functions much like a brain, too.


It never occurred to me to have him copulate with his mother. Of course, after our second kid was born she pretty much quit copulating altogether, so it might not have mattered.
 
2012-12-10 04:35:21 PM
Oh, and I thought that mother-son sex was Taboo
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2012-12-10 04:40:56 PM
Yeah... Creepy.
 
2012-12-10 05:03:08 PM

buckeyebrain: The Aristocrats!


and scene.
 
2012-12-10 05:20:38 PM
 
2012-12-10 05:23:34 PM
I have had sex with a lot of mothers in my lifetime and yes even when I was underage, but never with my own mother and my dad was not there providing instructions. I am going to have to be on the side of I am not ok with this.
 
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