CygnusDarius: Creppiness Creepiness level of article: Abandon Thread.
ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??/I'm betting, um no.//Poor little Oedipus.
doglover: 8 years old? What the hell?It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.
freewill: Ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
CygnusDarius: His... God damn it, I'm farking slipping on grammar this morning.
Leeds: So the dad raped little girls in 2002 and in 2005.Then in 2005 or 2006 the mom started tapping the son.Anyone here think that the mom caught the dad nailing kids and this twisted story is somehow the result?
meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.
JackieRabbit: Did junior and pop DP her?I'm guessing that this started out as Pop's kink. An eight year old's woody is only about the size of your thumb. I can't see how that would be anything but a nuisance to a grown woman.
ChipNASA: //Poor little Oedipus.
CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??/I'm betting, um no.//Poor little Oedipus.Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.
MCStymie: This story is packed solid with industrial-strength creepy. Un-farking-fathomable.Kid's probably a complete disaster going forward. Execute the parents.
corronchilejano: meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.Same here.
doglover: That's literally a classic blunder.
JackieRabbit: CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??/I'm betting, um no.//Poor little Oedipus.Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.One of the funniest lines in any mover ever:Oedipus: [walking around collecting donations] Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!Josephus: Hey, motherfarker!/History of the World, Part 1
Principal Clarinet: With some stories, there are no words.
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